>December on Earth
>Open the door and at new friend scampers inside through your legs
>The black pony hops excitedly on the couch
"Whoa, calm down there, PS4."
>She stops and smiles at you
>"Call me Sonia," she replies
"Alright."
>Sonia hops off the couch and keeps her smile
>"So what do you wanna do first?" she asks
"Well what games do you know?"
>She puts a hoof to her chin abd rubs it with a "Hmm..." as she thinks.
>Then she shrugs
>"I got nothing. Want to watch a movie instead?"
"Uh... Sure, why not?"
>You pick out a remastered 'Fox and the Hound' DVD and pop it in the player
>Sonia takes a seat beside you on the couch
>Fifteen minutes in, Sonia exclaims, "Oh I've seen this! This is the one where-"
>Her head fucking explodes and scares the shit out of you
>The limp body falls to the floor
"Ahh!" you shriek as you pull your feet up onto the couch and slide as far away from the bricked pony as possible
>Xbox One comes trotting out of the bedroom
>"I smell burning plastic! What hap-"
>She spots the beheaded Sonia with sparks and wires coming out of the neck
>Xbox pony screams
>You look at her and scream
>She spots you and becomes instantly pissed
>Your attempt to quietly have both ponies has backfired tremendously
>You're also out five hundred bucks
>Stupid fucking Sony and their broken technology