>You wake up the next morning to your alarm.
>After blaming every god you can think of, you sit up and turn it off.
>Looking over, you can see IE sleeping peacefully even after that .
>She was even twitching a little bit.
>Holy crap that’s cute.
>You decide to let her sleep a little longer and head to the kitchen. 
>After rummaging around for a bit, you discover that you have almost no food left.
>There are a few pieces of bread left though, so you pop a slice into the toaster and get the jam out.
>You also pour yourself a glass Sunny-D
>Breakfast of champions. 
>A few minutes later your toast is ready, so you prepare your delicious feast when IE walks in.
>Her mane is a little messed up, but it only makes her look cuter.
“Good morning IE. How’d you sleep?” 
>You take a bite of your toast as IE hops onto a chair.
>”I slept wonderfully Anon! Or at least I think so. I had never slept before, but it wasn’t bad, so it had to be good!”
>She smiled happily up at you.
>How could anything be this happy this early?
“Well, that’s good. I think.” 
>You take another bite of your toast and she looks at you with wide eyes.
>Crap, she’s probably hungry too.
>Do ponies like toast?
>Because that’s all there is to eat. 
“Um, would you like some toast IE?”
>”Hold on let me check.”
>Her eyes glaze over and she stares at nothing.
>That’s probably how they browse the internet without putting up a floating screen.
>That’s pretty damn cool.
>You finish the toast and wash it down with your juice as you wait for a response.
>A minute passes.
>And another.
>Screw it, who doesn’t like toast.
>You put some bread into the toaster and wait for IE to respond. 
>While she’s on the internet you take this chance to examine her more.
>Well, the only thing that you didn’t notice before was that she had the IE symbol on her…flank.
>Other than that, there wasn’t much about her.
>Her coat was deep blue, and her mane was a gold color like her eyes.
>You had to admit, the way her mane looked in the light made it appear like it was glowing.
>Finally, she snapped back to reality and responded in the affirmative.
“Well good, ‘cause it’s almost ready.”
>Just as you finish your statement the toaster pops up the toast.
>Perfect timing ftw.
>”I’ll have mine with eggs please.”
>Oh. So she was looking up gourmet toast recipes. 
“Sorry IE, we’re fresh out of eggs. And everything else, for that matter. How about jam instead?”
>”Oh ok. That works too.”
>Nothing seems to bring her down.
>You jam up her toast and hand it to her.
>After holding it out there for a second, you remember that hands were an important part of holding things.
>So you feed it to her piece by piece.
>She seemed to enjoy it a lot.
>There was a lot of ‘MMM’s and other happy noises, so you can only assume.
>After you finish feeding her, you slide your juice over to her, which she also liked.
>What didn’t this pony like?
>”Hey Anon, what are we gonna do today? Play games? Read the news? You could always-“
“Um, I have to go to work, so I won’t be able to play with you until I get back.”
>IE seemed disappointed, but you’ll make it up to her later.
>”Oh, ok Anon. We can always play when you get home, promise?”
>You promise her, and she immediately brightens up. 
>You smile at her and rub the top of her head as you walk back to your room. 
>”So what are you doing now Anon?”
“I’m getting ready for work IE.”
>”That sounds fun! Ima follow you around, ok?”
>You just nod in agreement and she trots after you.
>After brushing your teeth and shaving, you pull out your work clothes and undress. 
>You glance over at IE, and she is watching you intently.
>After she notices you looking at her, she quickly looks away and starts getting red. 
>You finish getting dress and call over to IE.
“Ok, you can continue admiring me now.”
>She looks over and giggles.
>At least someone likes your stupid jokes.
>”Oh! Oh! I just had a great idea Anon!” 
>She bounded over to you and but her hooves on your thighs, looking up at you with such excitement that you thought she would burst.
>”What if I came to work with you? Wouldn’t that be great?”
>She then proceeded to jump around in circles at your feet.
>That actually was a pretty good idea. 
>You open your mouth to speak, but then you remember that your boss was a tightass when it came to animals. 
>He almost had a heart attack when a squirrel found it’s way into his office.
>Best day of work ever.
“Sorry IE, but I doubt my boss would be too thrilled about you.”
>She stops her bouncing and looks at you with sad eyes.
>You could hear your heart shattering.
>But she perked up again and gave you a small smile. 
>”Oh well, we can always play when you get home.”
>You smile at her, then look over at your clock. 
>Crap, you were going to be late if you didn’t hurry up.
“Well, I have to go now. Try not to break anything or burn the house down, ok?”
>She giggles again and nods. 
>That is the cutest sound you have ever heard come out of a living being.
>You go to leave, but you quickly scoop up IE and hug her.
>She gave a small yelp when you picked her up, but she quickly hugged you back. 
>After a few minutes, you set her down and waved goodbye.
>She waved back and said “I’ll be waiting for you Anon! Don’t be late!” 
“Don’t worry, I’ll be back as soon as I can.”
>And with that, you walked out the door and locked it.
>It was going to be a long day
>But at least you had something to look forward to.