>You look at the pony with shock and amazement.
>This has got to be some kind of dream, right?
>Ponies just don’t spawn out of computers.
>The pony gets to its…hooves, and looks you in the eyes.
>Those golden eyes are brimming with excitement and joy
>”Hey there!”
AH!
>”AH!”
>You both jump back about a foot, resulting in the pony falling off the couch.
“Wha… what are you?” 
>The pony jumps back to its feet and gets a look at itself
>”I’m not sure, let me check”
>Ok, it sounds like a female.
>You look at her again and notice that her eyes have glazed over.
>She still looks happy as fuck though.
>After a few seconds, she snaps back to reality.
“Soo… did you find anything out?”
>”Yep!” she say, beaming.
>You wait a few seconds for her to explain, but it doesn’t seem like she will
*cough*
>She looks at you puzzled, then realization spreads across her face.
>”Oh! Right. Well, I am a pony incarnation of Internet Explorer, and I can do anything and everything the browser could do, only now with that extra pony feel!”
>She’s over the moon.
“Oh… do you know how you got here?”
>”Not a single clue.” 
>Well, at least she’s blunt.
>She wanders around the room, pausing to sniff or examine something.
“So, would you like anything to eat, um... Internet”
>She stops her wandering and looks at you excitedly 
>”Yes, that would be great user!”
>User?
“All right, follow me and I’ll get you something to eat.”
>You lead her into the kitchen and open the fridge.
>She climbs onto the counter and sits expectantly. 
>You manage to find some carrots and an apple.
>You’re not sure how old the carrots are, but they seems crunchy enough.
“Try these and tell me what you think.”
>You offer the carrots to her first, and she nibbles on them.
>Her eyes light up and she quickly devours the rest. You barely manage to get your fingers out of the way in time
>”Those were delicious user! Do you have any more?”
>She leans over the counter to try and reach your hands, which results in her falling off the counter.
>You barely manage to catch her before she hits the ground.
“Woah there pony, that’s it. I’ll buy some more tomarrow, ok?”
>You place her back on the counter and she beams at you.
>”Oh, ok. Hey user, what’s that other thing you have?” 
>She points with her hoof towards the apple.
“This is an apple. It was going to be my snack, but here, have a bite.”
>You hand her the apple, and she takes a bite out of it.
>”Oh wow, this is way better than those orange things user.” 
>She chews happily away while you bite into the apple.
“You don’t have to call me user. Just call me Anon, ok?”
>”Ok Anon! You can call me IE.”
>She gets up and starts walking, which results in her falling off the counter…again
>You catch her and hold her in your arms
“Maybe you should stay off of high places IE.” You say.
>IE buries her head into your chest
>”But Anon, I have you to catch me.”
>You don’t really know what to say, but you feel your face getting warm.