>Oh god what the fuck. And other incredible tales
>Pillowcase is somehow 3 inches tall, and IE is holding her by the scruff of her neck.
>Well she could've been holding her from that jacket that she always wore, but that's besides the point.
"No IE, she is not a toy- NO!
>"Anon! Help!"
"Hang on, Pillowcase! IE, just- Just put her down, okay?"
>"Neh anen! thes is the msst attemtion ou've paid te me im fereveer," IE mumbles out through her mouth.
>It's true. Ever since Pillowcase came to earth you've been spending all your free time with her.
>It wasn't intentional, you just kinda... forgot about IE for a while.
>Wow, that sounds really cold now that you think about it.
>There are tears in IE's eyes.
"IE- Internet Explorer, I- I'm really sorry I forgot about you. I just wanted to show Pillowcase a good time and... Look, just put her down, tell me what happened, and we can browse together for as long as you like, won't that be fun?"
>"I... I..." She says, hesitating.
>"I wen't believe yur lies again!" She says, darting off.
>You hear Pillowcase squeal "Anon, help meeeeee!" as she's carried off.
>You quickly follow suite, the chase was on.
>IE's chase led you all around the house.
>You went around the table, under the bed, on top of the roof.
>You can't imagine what kind of fresh hell this is for Pillowcase.
>IE seems completely tired out though, she's stumbling all over the place.
>She tries to jump over the couch, and you take your chance.
>With the grace that rivals the greatest eagles in all of North America, you pounce on her.
>You only manage to grab her hind legs and not her torso though, and her landing sends the both of you into a tumble.
>You roll right into the wall, banging your head.
>When you open your eyes again, it seems IE has suffered a similar fate.
>She's upside down and laying against the wall as well.
>Wait. Where's Pillowcase?
>*Burp*
>Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no oh no.
"No no no no no no!" You shout as you run towards the yellow pony.
>You pick her up and start shaking her.
>What that fails to produce a purple pony from her mouth, you flip her around again and preform the Hiemlich manoeuvre.
"Pillowcase! Don't worry I'll save you!"
>"Ugg... save me quietly, wont you?"
>That voice...
>You turn your head towards the source and see Pillowcase curled up in a ball in the corner of the room.
>Instantly you drop IE and run towards the tiny pegasus. 
>She's a little bruised here and there, and her jacket is ripped in half, but apart from that she seems fine.
>"Uggggg.... Anon, take me to the bathroom, please... I feel like I'm about to throw up."
>And with that you rush PC to the bathroom, leaving IE to stumble around after being shaken so much.
>...

>"Anon?" A very quiet IE asks, nosing her way into your room.
"Yes?"
>"Are- are you still mad at me?"
"IE, come here."
>"O-Okay.." she says, following your order.
"Go to google.com"
>IE instantly starts to tear up, stuttering out her next sentence.
>"I-I-I'll d-download G-G-Google c-chrome right aw-way, m-master..."
"What? I never asked for you to do that... I was going to ask you to search for nearby internet cafe's."
>"W-what?! R-Really?!"
"Yeah, I figure this would've never happened if I just paid a little more attention to you, plus the only think you hurt was PC's jacket, and at the size it's at, a repair is very easy. I've even already drawn her a bath with some special poison joke antidote or whatever to return her to her normal size."
>"R-Really! Thank you s-so much! There's a nice place down on Bronson, it's within walking distance."
"Great, got any plans for the rest of the day?"
>"N-No sir!"

And with that, Anon and IE rekindled their friendship. Only to return home to find that Pillowcase had indeed returned to her normal size, and promptly crushed the bathroom sink under her weight.