((You are Mickey))

>Okay, so you are feeling a little tipsy, but that's fine, right?
>Anon sits down in his seat
>You climb on top of his lap
>People around you are congratulating you and Anon
>You then realize, there are five other people with ponies on the plane!
>Oh my god! 
>Opera, Safari, Torch, Chrome, and Firefox
"Anon! I'm gonna go meet those guys okay?"
>He just looks at you, amused
"I'm not drunk Anon."
>"You sure sound like it."
>Come to think of it, you haven't been paying much attention to your voice
>Oh well
>You get off of Anon's lap and trot over to Opera and Safari, who were sitting next to each other
"Hi there! Nice to meetcha!" You say in the cheeriest voice possible
>"Oh hey! So your the Audacity one huh?" Opera piped up
"Yep! The name's Mickey." 
>"Mickey? Nice name, mine's Pepsi." 
>"And Mine's Saffire." The Safari pony added
"Wow! I can't believe I am meeting all of these ponies! This is so awesome!"
>You then realize, all of the other ponies on the plane represent browsers
>There is every proprietary browser... except for Internet Explorer
"You wouldn't happen to know if there is an I.E. pony, would you?"
>"Oh, Ivy? Oh yeah, we knew her well. Sad to say we have no idea where she is though." Saffire said sadly
>"Yep, we actually worked together, all six of us. Some may find it hard to believe but, we just may be the first Ai ponies." Said Pepsi
"Oh, maybe we should just give it time! I mean, we all popped out at different times."
>"Yes but you see, even though this a terrible way to think about it, the reason we are here now, and not still in the computers is because of some bug. Because the occurrences have suddenly stopped now, I don't know if we'll ever see her again." Pepsi explained
"Th-that's so sad."
>You feel yourself tearing up a little
>"Don't be sad Mickey. You got us! Oh, and the big surprise later." Saffire said with a grin
"Surprise?"
>"You mean you don't even know what happened?"
"Uh... no."
>"Well allow me to give you a quick run-down. Some rich guy in a mansion with a whole bunch of servers had a pony outbreak just a couple days ago. They said that every Linux distribution Popped out of those things!" Saffire said, excited
>Your mouth hung open
>Took you a while to realize that
>"Do I smell... alcohol in your breath?" Pepsi asked
"Uhm, Yes."
>"Ohhh, so we have a party girl, do we?" She said with a smirk
"Oh I don't know about that."
>"Well, you should get to meet the others while you can. You are going to be meeting hundreds of ponies in just a couple hours."
"Will do Pepsi! See you guys later!"
>So you move on to talk to Torch
>Wait a minute
>She was asleep in the seat next to her owner, on top of a gaming laptop, with a headset on
"Oh uh, Is she alright?"
>"She's just tired is all, hasn't slept in a couple days. The call was short notice." The man said
"Oh okay, I'll talk you later then."
>And with that you saw Chrome and Firefox arguing about something
>You trot over to them and introduce yourself
>"Oh hey! Mickey is it?" 
"Righto! and you are?"
>"I'm Chromia, and this is Kindle!" Chromia said while wrapping a hoof around Kindle
>You realize Kindle's mane and tail are lit with a Dark red flame
"Doesn't that hurt?!"
>"Hey, you can write software for anything, you want it?"
"Uh, sure?"
>And with that Chromia jumped off of her seat and started smooching you, just like Jackie did
>Okay, so that's two kisses tonight, maybe this could be a game or something
>You involuntarily blush
>Chromia notices
>"New to this? Haha!" She asks with a chuckle
"Sort of." You say sheepishly
>"Don't worry, it doesn't mean anything unless you truly want it to." She says, amused
>"Oh and there will be some meaningful stuff we'll want to introduce you to, heh." Kindle mumbled
>"Sssh!"
>Odd...
>"Hey, sit and chat with us for a while will ya?" Kindle Said
"Yes! Of course!"
>So as you start talking to the two of them, the alcohol starts to turn on you
>"You okay there Mickey?" Chromia asks
"Urp, yeah, I'll be fine."
>"I'll whip something up for you."
>Chromia's eyes light up and you see text and code fly through them faster than ever
>"That should do it. Now move over here~" She said, eagerly
>She locked lips with you again and threw another file into you
>But even after the file was finished, she still played
>You push her away
"I- I think it's done and. Oh! My stomach, it's... I feels fine now!"
>"Amazing isn't it? Pretty soon we will be so built up, we'll be indestructible!" Kindle exclaimed
"I'll say. Thanks a lot."
>"No problem!"
>You continue chatting with the two browser ponies.