((You are Anon))

>You are rudely awoken by... your phone ringing?
>Who is calling you at three in the morning?
>You don't even recognize the number
>You answer it, feeling skeptic
"Hello?"
>"No questions, get in the limo. Bring the pony."
>And then the three tones
>"Who was that Anon?"
>Oh, it woke Mickey up too
>Part of you really wants to know what is going on
>But the other part of you is genuinely afraid
>You look out your window
>There is a black limo parked in front of the complex
"I don't know, but I think we need to go."
>"But Anon, it's still early."
"Come on Mickey." 
>You put some clothes on and scoop her up off of the bed
>You grab what you need and head out the door and down the stairs
>You walk to the limo
>The window opens
>"Get in." A low voice apprises
>You get in the limo and sit do- oh my god this is comfy
>You put mickey on the seat next to you
>Still sort of half asleep, you have no idea why you are doing this
>"Do you know why you're here?"
"Uh, lemme guess, it's about the pony, am I right?"
>The limo leaves the parking spot and starts gliding down the road
"Where are you taking us? Hello?"
>"Well, we have to be boarding our flight in twenty minutes!" Said a rather giddy female voice
>Suddenly, two ponies popped their heads out from the other side of the seats
>"Hi there!" Said a cream colored one
"Oh! Oh my god! Is it really you?"
>"Holy shit! Are you Jackie and Winnie!?"
>Both of them started laughing
>"Of course not. We're just ponies that look exactly like them~" Winnie chided
>"Oh my god this is so cool! I wanted to meet you guys so bad!" Mickey said, bouncing about happily
>"Well, nice to meet you... Mickey? Is it?" Jackie asked
>"Yeah, how'd you know?"
>"I'll heh, give you my software later." Jackie said, a little giggle in her speech
"So uh, where are we going?"
>"Oh don't you worry, I'm going to make you rich. Super rich, but to answer your question, we're going back to seattle." The voice was now confirmed to be the driver
"Oh crap, But I need m-"
>"Money? Necessities? Oh don't worry about a thing. My name is Anon by the way."
"You're kidding! My name is Anon too!"
>"Hah, what are the chances. Two incredibly fortunate guys with the same name. Have some champagne, will you?"
>A fridge compartment in the back of the seat in front of you pops out two pre-chilled glasses and perfectly chilled champagne
>You pour some of the of the champagne into a glass for yourself
>"Give me some of that!" Mickey demands, grabbing the bottle in her hooves
>She tips the whole thing back and chugs it away
>And it was by no means a small bottle
"Mickey! No! Oh god I am so sorry."
>"Don't be! She can have as much as she wants, Just hope that she won't be puking on the plane." Jackie Said
>"Ahhh! That was good! Ya got anymore?" 
"Shhh you're cut-off."
>"Oh come on! I'm not even drunk!"
"Sure you aren't. Give it time."
>Sure enough, after about a couple minutes, you had a giggly clingy pony sitting in your lap
>"Heehee, okay maybe that was a bad idea." Mickey said, clearly not sober
>"No, this is perfect." Jackie said, an amused and expecting look in her eye
>She grabbed mickey and locked lips with her, pressing hard into Mickey's
"Uh... Anon?! What is she doing?"
>"Relax, Jackie is just transferring learned data to Mickey, and taking data from her. It helps them develop faster."
"O-oh... Is that the only way they can do that?"
>"No, they could use a cable, but that slows down the process immensely, or they could, uh, nevermind. Jackie likes to take things farther with this though."
>You watch the two of them go at it, french kissing and moaning
>You look at Winnie
>"Don't worry I'm fine, I may look like a filly but, yeah you know." She says
>You finally arrive at the airport
>Mickey is just gazing at Jackie
>"Who am I kidding, Immm druuunnkk."
>She just stumbles around, bumping into Jackie the whole way to the plane
>Everyone boards the place and takes a seat
"Now I am worried about her getting sick."
>"I'm sure everything will be fine. It isn't a long flight." Said other Anon