>You and Mickey walk into the store
>Instantly, there are people chattering away in every direction
>You ignore all of the people and proceed to search
"What'll you eat?"
>"Anything really, as long as it's not meat."
"Hmm, okay."
>You pick up a shopping basket and go to the soup section
>You stuff a dozen packages of Ramen in the basket
>"Noodles?"
"Yes... Is that a problem?"
>"Not at all."
>You continue down the store and grab a bottle of Pepsi
>"Oh! Pepsi! I know her."
"What are you talking about?"
>"Oh, Nothing. Just an old friend."
>Old friend... Strange
>You pick up a box of cereal and go to the checkout
>"Ohhh! Look at the cute little pony! What's your name?" The cashier says in delight
>"Mickey!" She responds cheerfully
"Does everybody know about these ponies?"
>"Oh yes, someone just come in here with two of them!"
"What? Really?!"
>"Yep, a blue one and a white one if I remember correctly."
"Uh wow. I didn't know there were more here."
>You purchase your items and pick up the bags
>"Have a nice day!"
>You nod, smile, and walk back to the truck with Mickey
>"Anon! Anon! Did you hear that? There are more ponies here!"
"I know... It's really amazing."
>"Can we see them? Please?"
"Well... I have no idea where they live, or who they even are."
>"Please Anon?"
"Okay... I will see what I can do."
>You drive back to the underground parking lot and take your groceries into the elevator
>Mickey starts giggling again
>So cute
>You both walk into the apartment
"I'm hungry, wanna eat something now?"
>"Oh my gosh, Yes!"
>Well now you know what was on her mind
>You cook up a few packages of ramen
>"Smells good Anon!" She yells from the couch
>What is she doing over there anyways?
>You pour the Ramen into a bowl for her
>You decide to just eat out of the pot
>You walk back to the couch
>She is on your laptop
>She is literally on top of the laptop
"W-... what are you doing?"
>"Looking for a place to plug in... I might need a male to male for this."
>You look at her, confused
>"A cable."
"Oh, okay."
>You remember reading something about these ponies being able to connect to devices and such
"Well, we need to eat."
>You set the bowl down on the table in front of the couch
>She stares and it 
>She stares at you
>She stares at the bowl again
>She stares at you
>You twirl a forkful noodles and hold it in front of her
>She opens her mouth
>You stuff the noodles in her mouth
>The noodles just hang there out of her closed mouth, dripping
>She is staring at you now with this wide-eyed expression
"Gaahh! I can't take it anymore! Why are you so fucking cute?!"
>"fmph."
"Chew."
>She chews the noodles
"Swallow."
>She sucks back the noodles and makes a gulp noise
"I don't get it, you ate the sandwich just fine."
>"The noodles were hot."
"Oh..."
>She wipes her face on the couch
>Eeeehh whatever
>She then stuffs her face into the bowl and starts slurping down the noodles
>"Anon that was-"
>She is cut off by a loud, but rather feminine burp
>"Oh, uh, sorry about that... That was great Anon."
>You are still laughing at her
>She starts to laugh as well
>You give her a huge hug 
>"Even though I've only known you a day, I think it's safe to say you're my best friend, Anon."
"You too."
>You don't really have many friends
>You don't really have time to make friends
>Mickey has been nothing but a bundle of joy
>If she is going to be with you for the rest of your life, of course she'll be your best friend
>Rest of your life...
>Wow
>Questions start attacking your brain again
>You have been hugging Mickey for about a minute now
>You release her
>The rest of the day was filled with conversation and life stories
>Her life inside your laptop sounded really boring
>You thought it would be a bit more interesting
>She seemed fascinated with yours though
>Finally, there is some silence
>She yawns and collapses on her belly
>"I'm... tired."
"Yeah me too. I guess we should get some rest."
>"Where's the bed?"
"Excuse me?"
>"Where. Is. The. Bed." 
"Uhm... in my room. Aren't you going to sleep on the couch?"
>She wraps her front legs around you and squeezes
>"No."
>You smile and pick her up
>You walk into your room and put her down on the bed
>She does a cute squeaky yawn and sprawls out on the bed
>She then spreads her wings across the bed
"I need somewhere to sleep as well."
>"Oh, sorry Anon."
>She folds her wings back to her sides and presses her muzzle into the pillow
>You shuffle under the covers
>She quickly falls asleep, snoring into the pillow
>What a day...