((You are still Anon))

>You still feel like crap for what you did earlier
>Even though her tactless, hyperactive attitude ticks you off
>There is only one attitude YOU can change
>Just look at that adorable thing, snoozing on the couch
>She's worth it
>But how the hell did you end up with her?
>You decide to keep reading about this Ai pony stuff
>Wow, this entire article is kinda like a big users manual
>Shit! Don't think of it like that
>You look at your laptops clock
>2:20pm
>Damn, you really slept
>It's not exactly balmy in the room
>20 degrees
>You walk into your room and grab a blanket for Mickey
>You come back to the couch and pull the blanket over top of the snoring pony
>The broken speaker is still laying on the floor near the door
>You decide to go examine it
>The inside just looks like a plain old destroyed speaker
>Nothing special about it
>You feel breath on the back of your neck
"Holy shit!"
>Mickey was sitting right beside your feet, staring at you
>"What's up Anon?"
"Uh… you- I thought- you were… sleeping?"
>"I was! Do you want me to sleep some more? I can do that if you'd like."
"Uh, no, that's fine."
>"Watcha up to?"
"Nothing in particular."
>"Well let's get out of here!"
"What?"
>"Let's go do something Anon!" 
"Ugh, no, I really just want to hang in here today."
>"But but but… Anooooooon! I wanna do something! It's so boring seeing everything from inside there!"
"Mickey…"
>She hops up on her hind legs and puts her hooves on your stomach
>"Please Anon."
>She gives you the cutest, most desperate innocent face ever
>Aw fuck
"Fine, I have to go shopping for you anyway I guess."
>"Yay! Thank you Anon! Thank you thank you thank you thank you!"
>She was bouncing around the room joyfully
>Then a million thoughts rushed through your head again
>If you take her with you…
>People will stare at you
>People will stare at her
>People will want to pet her
>People will judge
>People will want photos
>People will want to kidnap her
>People will want to kill her
>People will want to eat her…
>People…
>Annnnddd there goes reality again
>"Anon?… Anon? Anon are you okay? Anon? Anon don't pass out. Anon? Are we going? Anon are we going? Anon?"
>She jumps up and hovers in your face with those big wings
>You snap out of your mindfuck
"Oh, uh, those wings do work. I was going to ask you about those."
>"Yeppers! And don't worry about a thing Anon, No one will be able to harm me in any way."
>How did she…
>Wait, a thought came to mind
>If she can fly, she can hover out of peoples reach
>Perfect
"Alright, let's go Mickey."
>"Woo!"
>The both of you walk out the door
>You lock up and walk to the elevator
>As the elevator goes down, Mickey starts giggling uncontrollably
"What's so funny?"
>"It feels funny! And I am happy."
>Now normally, you would scowl and groan at this behaviour
>She is acting like a child, and you can't stand children
>But after that incident just a little bit ago, you feel like you are warming up to her now
>I mean, you're going to need to
>You and Mickey walk out of the elevator and to your truck
>“So this is what you use to get around, huh?”
“Yeah… I need a truck for my speakers.”
>Ugh, speakers
>If you don’t get paid tonight, you won’t be able to DJ at the club tomorrow night >and the speakers probably won’t even be fixed by then
>You open the passenger door for mickey
>You climb into the drivers seat
>You noticed Mickey start to shake again
“You alright?”
>“Yes, I am just really excited.”
>You laugh 
>You drive out of the underground lot and onto the street
>You keep driving until you hit a Trader Joes (Not literally but… y’know)
>“Is this the place?”
“Yeah, this is it.”
>“Oh boy oh boy! I can’t wait!”
>She presses her face against the car window as you pull into a parking spot
>You can’t ever remember anyone being this excited about shopping
>You get out and open the door for her
>She tumbles out of the car ungracefully
>Goddamnit
“You alright?”
>“A hundred and one percent, Anon!” She says, shaking her head a bit
>As you walk to the store, everything you expected to happen, happens
>“Oh my goodness! Look at the cute little pony! My, you are a very fortunate man. I’ve been reading about these little beauties. Aw come here precious!”
>A middle aged woman with some groceries was already trying to cuddle Mickey
>Mickey instantly backed up
>“Not today ma’am! Anon here is being a stick in the shit! Haha!”
>You turn and glare at her
>She is holding back a million laughs
>“Oh! Oh my… alright then, you two have fun.”
“I don’t even…”