((You are Anon)) “What do you mean another one? There are more?” >“It’s all over the news! There was a burned down house just on the west end, and when the wreckage was searched, they found a little pony! Just like, well, yours! >The room felt like it was closing in on you “Jackie… Zip…” >Jackie shrunk to the size of your palm >You stuff her in your pocket and run to your car as fast as you can >The entire ride home felt like one big panic >You were constantly looking in your mirror to check if anyone was following you. >You run inside your apartment and instantly open your laptop >You don’t ever watch or read the news so you are never really in the swing of things. >You search up what you had heard about just a few minutes ago. >Sure enough it was everywhere >And it happened in your area >How did you net hear about this? >Then you see a picture of the poor thing, sealed away in a glass cage >A cute little blue pony >After about three minutes of looking at news stories, you see a new story pop up >There was already a news story for Jackie >Someone had even posted a video to YouTube “What do we do now…” >“Well, Anon, I kind of want to meet this other pony.” >You look at Jackie with a firm but sympathetic expression on your face “No.” >“W-what do you mean no?” >She sounded like she was going to cry “Jackie, you see that?” >You point at the screen “That... that is the last thing I want to happen to you.” >“But Anoooonn! People have already seen me! They have already seen you!” “Yes I know! But-” >You honestly don’t have anything to say >You couldn’t have hid her forever >“Anon? Anon are you okay?” She says, concerned “I don’t know what to do.” >She jumps on your lap and stands on her hind legs >“Come on Anon! It’s worth a shot, just take me out there like a pet!” “No…” >She leans in to give you a kiss “Screw off!” >You push her off of your lap >She lands on the floor >“A-Anon?” She whimpered “I’m going to bed, goodnight Jackie.” >You slam your door, leaving her in the living room. ((You are Jackie)) >You crawl onto the couch, curl up, and start to cry >You notice the strange wetness forming in your eyes “Oh that’s right…” >You grab an archive >After a few minutes of sobbing on the couch, you grab Anon’s laptop and start surfing the internet >You then realize something >You are a computer that can pretty much do anything if given the right software >You research operating systems >Linux >Linux Linux Linux >But apparently one does not simply choose ‘Linux’ >You research many distros >Enterprise Support! Just what you needed >You download CentOS and install it onto yourself “Perfect.” >You purge yourself of your sadness >Instead you now hold a sense of determination >The ‘Get out of my fucking way’ kind of determination >You connect to Anon’s wifi “You aren’t keeping anything from me.” You whisper >You begin to dig through all of Anon’s news history >You trace back every single image that had been uploaded >You start to try and hack your way into the news server >You must have been at it for hours >Anon came out of his room and walked to the bathroom >He stopped, turned around, and stared directly at you amongst your hundreds of windows projected around the room >“What are you doing?...” He says blearily “Entertaining myself.” >Anon walks over to you >You promptly stop projecting and sort of cower >To your surprise, he picks you up and carries you back into his room >“I can’t stay mad at you… I’m sorry Jackie… I just, this is too much for m-” >You silence him with a kiss “I’m fine Anon, I have something for us to do in the morning.” >You finished downloading the location of the photos taken of that… other pony >You curl up on Anon’s bed, and drift off to sleep, anxious for sunrise...