((You are Jackie))


>You are insanely excited about going with Anon
>What will it be like?
>What will you see?
>So many things
>Anon holds you in his palm, while carrying you out to his car
>“Here we are! It’s nothing special. It does what I need it to do.
>You scan the car with your snappy little eyes
>A red 2009 Hyundai Accent
>Anon unlocks the car and gets inside
>He puts you down in the passenger seat
>You promptly unzip and fill up the seat
“I think it’s safe now.”
>“I guess so.”
>Anon starts the car
>You watch his every move
>He steps on the gas and drives away from the apartment
>“Shit! I forgot my iPod!”
“What do you need an iPod for?”
>“Music.”
“Don’t you have music on your phone?”
>“Nope, my phone doesn’t have any music, I use my iPod for that.”
“I can be your iPod.”
>Anon just looks at you funny, and then you see realization hit him
>“Knock yourself out.” He says as he hands you an auxiliary cable that is attached to the car
>You stuff it in your mouth and begin to shuffle up some music
>Silicone Lube, by Feed Me starts to play
>“I freaking love this song.”
>You give it a bit of a listen
“I like it too.”
>After about ten minutes of driving, you reach a large mall with a supermarket
>You zip again and leap onto Anon’s leg
>Anon picks you up and tucks you under his coat
>He enters the store and begins to search for the works... well… the works of his apartment anyway
>You begin to get bored, being tucked away under his coat
>You download a map of the mall and start to look it over
>Oh! Would you look at that. There is a computer store in the mall
>It’s called NCIX
“Oh cool! Anon needs a new computer!” You say to yourself
>You decide that it would be a good to investigate while you’re tiny
>You squirm out from inside his coat, drop to the floor, and begin to navigate through the mall
>He doesn’t even notice you!
>You scurry away, finding little places to hide in so people won’t see you
>You finally find the computer store!
>You walk inside and look around at all of the towering desks above you
>You can’t get a good view on any of the computers
>You decide it would be okay to unzip for just a little bit behind some of the computers to see some of them
>Poof! You are back to normal pony size
>You get on your hind legs and stare at the contents on one of the long desks
>To your left is a 27.5 inch iMac, completely maxed out… $4,199 
>To your right, you see an Alienware Aurora ALX also maxed out… $5,299
>Suddenly someone turns the corner
>Tall man in a T-shirt and shorts
>Immediately, his eyes fix on you
>You feel like you are going to panic
>You back up
>The man makes a surprised face and follows you
>You turn and dart, galloping through the computer store
>The man begins to run after you 
>You hear shrieks of surprise 
>People start to crowd the exit
>“Oh my gosh! It’s a cute little pony!” You hear someone shout
>You stop dead and turn around, hoping to find another exit
>People are closing in from every direction


((You are Anon))


>You reach under your coat to check how Jackie is doing
>Wait, where is Jackie?
“Jackie?” 
>You start checking your coat pockets
>No luck
>Instantly, panic takes over
>You can’t call for her, because that would blow everything
>You retrace your steps and run up and down the store aisles
>She is nowhere in the store
>You try to stop panicking and think it out
>Where would she have gone?
>Hmmm, she is a computer pony… maybe she went the computer store?
>You leave your basket of groceries on the ground and take off into the mall to the computer store
>You are met with a huge crowd of people gathering in the center of the store
>Oh… Shit…
>You shove as hard as you can through the crowd
>“Anon!” She screams as she spots you
>Her now discovered speech started making the crowd go even more nuts
>You immediately grab her and hoist her over your shoulders
“Leave her alone!” You bellow at the top of your lungs at the crowd
>Everyone shuts the fuck up for a moment and backs up, still staring at the pony
>Then, conversation starts again
>“I can’t believe there is another one!” A female voice blurts out
>“This is incredible!” Another voice declares