((You are anon))

>You wake to the sound of your preset phone alarm going off
>You wish you could have remembered to turn that off
>You feel amazing
>Then, you remember what happened last night.
>Did that really happen?
>You roll over in bed to see Jackie sleeping soundly next to you, her adorable mane in a mess
>Well, it is confirmed, you are not dreaming
>This is real
>You just fucked a pastel pony
>Every horsefucker’s dream
>The bed is stained
>You should probably clean that up
>You start trying to carefully remove the sheets from underneath her
>Damnit, it isn’t going to move without her flipping over
>Fuck this
>You rip the sheets off as fast as you can hoping that you can do that trick where everything just stays
>Nope
>You send jackie wailing to the floor with the high-speed sheet removal
>Oh shit
>You peek over the edge of the bed
>Jackie’s eyes are flashing, that usual blue
“JACKIE ARE YOU OKAY?”
>She just lays there with her eyes open and flashing
“Jackie?!”
>“Shut up Anon, I just started improperly. Now what the hell was that for?”
“Uh, I’m just gonna clean the sheets.”
>“Oh yeah, that was good last night.”
>You both just stare at each other for a while, the sheets still in your grip
>“Can I sniff those sheets before you wash them?”
“Uhm, No??”
>You tug the end of the sheets away from her
>“Aw.”
“No, Jackie, That’s just weird.”
>“Fine.”
>You open up a closet next to your room that revealed a small washer-dryer stack
>You stuff the sheets in the machine and turn around
>Jackie is sitting right behind you, looking up at you with those cute big blue eyes
“Do you need something?”
>“Coffee.”
“Oh yeah...”
>Since everything that happened the night before was so unexpected, you forgot to set the coffee maker
“I’ll start some.”
>“Thank you Anon.”
>You walk into the kitchen, grab a coffee filter and stop and just mull over everything
>Jackie had followed you into the kitchen
>She was now staring at you intently
>“Anon? Coffee?” She said, sounding a tad bit confused and impatient
“Uh, yeah, sorry.”
>You load the water into the machine and just stare at Jackie
“You know something, I think we’ll live a good life together.” You say to her.
>“As long as you give me coffee and keep up the performance like last night, I’m sure everything will be perfect, Anon.”
>You smile at that
>You are probably the only person in the world with a live, intelligent, computer pony
>It’s still morning
>It’s a weekend
>You were thinking about doing some gaming then you remembered what happened
>Sheesh, it’s become such a habit you can’t even remember it’s gone
>“Anon, can I have some cereal?”
“Sure, Just a second”
>You open a cupboard below the coffee maker and pull out the box of Corn Pops
>It barely has anything in it
>You grab a bowl for Jackie and tip the box, unloading the last eight or so pieces of cereal
>She scrunches her nose and looks at you, confused
>Damn you’re cheap
“Okay, okay, I will go get some more. I need to go shopping anyway”
>Jackie smiles, and rubs her face into your pant leg
>Holy shit D’awww
>You wonder if she would like to go as well
“You can come with me this time if you want.”
>“I can? Ohmigosh I can’t wait! Thank you Anon!” She said as her bright blue eyes lit up
>You were watching what she was doing through those big eyes
>She was coding herself, and downloading content
“Whatcha doing there, Jackie?”
>“Learning”
>You laugh and leave the room to grab your phone, your wallet, and your keys
>You walk to the apartment door to see Jackie already eagerly pressing up against it
>You open the door, let Jackie out, shut it, and lock it
“Alright Jackie, try not to be too apparent.”
>“Okay.”
>She stops walking for a moment and just freezes
“Jackie, let’s not take things to extremes… Jackie?”
>You look at her eyes and see that she is downloading something
>“All done! Now I won’t be apparent at all!” She said as her whole body began to disappear in a square pattern.
>“Ta dah!” The now invisible pony yelled
“Creepy…”
>She then started panting… odd
>“Hah- Okay maybe… this wasn’t such a… good idea.”
>She became visible again
>“I might need to close some open variables.”
“Okay then.”
>“But I know one other thing that will make me less apparent!”
“Oh really?”
>“Yep! Zippy time!”
>It didn’t hit you right away, but then it was apparent what she meant
>Jackie rapidly shrunk into a pony many, many times smaller, and landed on the ground with a small ‘thud’
>You bend over and gently pick her up 
>She is about the size of a computer mouse
>“Now I’m a zip file!” She said in a tiny, squeaky voice
“You are full of little surprises, Jackie.”