((You Are Jackie))

>Anon just left for work
>You really wanted to come with him
>What’s so bad about a little pony?
>Oh well, better to be safe than sorry
>Anon is really a nice guy
>You have been needing to use a mouse keys option on the laptop because your hooves are way too big for the keyboard
>An idea hits you
>You grab Anon’s USB 3 Cable and put one end in your mouth, and the other end into the laptop, and then set yourself up as a keyboard and mouse
>You are now completely in control of Anon’s laptop, with your mind
>Well this is cool, you can pretty much do everything you could when you were inside his PC
>It feels good to be in control of things again
>Just to test things out, you open multiple applications and web pages
>Hmmm, the fifteen inch screen clutters up way to fast
>You decide to try a little trick you were able to do back in the machine
>‘Start holograph system’ ‘yes’ ‘no’
>You start the holograph system and project every page and application open from your bright blue eyes, into the air
>The computers fans kick into to high-speed and it begins to lag a little
>You weren’t used to the lag. Being inside Anon’s six-core overclocked i7 Desktop, you could do all of your work instantly
>The only downside was that it got pretty hot in there
>You flip through the applications
>You see iTunes
>Alright, cool
>There are no songs on it…
>Oh that’s right! You have all of his stuff backed up inside you
>You quickly locate and begin transferring all of Anon’s music onto iTunes
>Wow, you forgot how large his music library was, almost twelve-thousand songs
>After the music library is done transferring, you shuffle up Anon’s Daft Punk
>The computer starts playing ‘Digital Love’
>You love Daft Punk
>Your view on electronic music is: ‘Mathematical, musical, art”
>Digital Love is one of the few songs with words in it by Daft Punk
>You begin to sort of move your head back and forth to the music
>You quit other applications you are not using, and start up Minecraft
>You are quite good at it right from the start
>It is way more freaking interesting from the other side
>Actually running Minecraft was just hell
>You feel incredibly happy at the moment
>‘Short Circuit’ shuffles up
>Good god you love this song
>You begin to do a sort of dance along to the music
>Stepping around to the beat
>You get back to playing Minecraft after a bit
>You didn’t want to log into servers and have to talk with anyone
>You started a little creative world
>You begin putting balls of TNT everywhere
>What is it with you and making things explode?...
>Anyways, you make a whole bunch of little balls of TNT, and you make a put a huge in the middle of the others, connecting to them all
>You smack a pressure plate and wait
>BOOM! Wait… shit… you crashed minecraft
>Way to go
>The computer just sits there frozen
>Music is still playing though
>Okay… it’s a user process
>Damnit… oh well
>You force the power off and restart it
>You go right back to playing Minecraft and listening to Daft Punk
>The whole day is basically Minecraft and music
>It is now 5:30pm 
>You think back to when Anon told you not to look at some of his backed up content
>You grew really curious
>“It wouldn’t hurt just to peek at some of his stuff, I won’t say anything”
>You giggle
>You take open each file, just taking a little peek at what’s inside most of them
>Aw what the hell, you decide not to waste time
>You open every freaking file you can and throw them up in the air with your holographic eyes
>You come across funny photos of him and some of his friends
>You take ALL of the image files and folders and push them off to the right, leaving space for viewing
>You keep browsing through photos of him and friends
>Then you find a whole bunch of saved pony images, reaction gifs, and fan art
>You come across a separate .dmg labeled: ‘16152014’
>Well that is odd
>You decide to open this mysterious partition
>Suddenly, hundreds and hundreds of pornographic images of ponies surround you
>Your mouth gapes open as you see pony porn of all types everywhere
>Your process freezes
>Oh shi-