>Your phone starts to ring and buzz loudly
>That night went way too fast
>You reach over to your bedside table and hit the snooze button on your phone
>8:00am already…
>You roll over again
>You see Jackie, still sleeping soundly, the little sleep light on her chest still on
>So yesterday wasn’t a dream
>You feel rather happy about that
>But still a little sad about your computer
>Jackie had shuffled off the blankets last night
>You decide not to wake her
>You roll out of bed and grab your phone
>You see Jackie’s long tail extended across the bed
>You begin to feel a little curious…
>You follow the long tail with your eyes, eventually ending at the base
>This leaves you wondering… Is she ‘correct?’ So to speak?
>Why the hell are you even thinking about that?...
>You ARE a little guilty about being a clopper
>Which is the main reason why you don’t want Jackie snooping through your backed up content
>You need to get a new PC
>And fast
>You brush her tail aside, to reveal a perfect light pink, fully realistic vagina with two slightly puffy lips, and a cute little superlative butthole
>Alright… She IS anatomically correct
>You brush her tail back over her mare parts
>Why did you just do that…
>You dumb horsefucker perve...
>You walk out of the room and into your kitchen
>You grab a fresh cup of coffee from the coffee machine, which had been set to run at 7:45am so you didn’t have to turn it on yourself
>You grab your laptop and put it down on the kitchen table
>Your laptop isn’t really meant for gaming
>You already begin to miss gaming
>You really want a new PC
>At least the laptop can play Minecraft though
>But then again, pretty much anything can run Minecraft
>You decide to log into Skype and chat with some buddies
>You figured that if you tried to explain to them what happened, no one would believe you
>So you simply explain your abrupt disconnection as: “My computer died”
>You get yourself a bowl of cereal and sit back down at the table with your laptop and coffee
>Then you realize something…
>If Jackie is a real living breathing pony, she probably needs to eat something as well
>You’ll need to feed her before you go to work
>Oh shit… work… You can’t leave her all alone...
>You walk into your room
>Jackie is sprawled across your bed, making adorable little snores
>Awww, you can’t wake her up just yet
>You look at the clock which tells you otherwise
>You need to be at work in half an hour
>You jump on the bed and poke her lightly
>“Jackie, wake up”
>To your surprise, she wakes up quite quickly
>The little sleep light on her chest fades away, and she opens her eyes and sits up in the bed
>Here eyes show a loading screen for about a half a second.
“Good morning Anon!” She says with a huge smile
>If only YOU could be that chipper in the morning…
>“Morning Jackie, now listen, I need to go to work in thirty minutes, but would you like something to e-”
“Coffee!”
>“Oh uh… sure”
>This pony is obsessed with coffee? Haha, makes too much sense considering she is some sort of Java pony
>“What would you like to eat?”
“Uhm, I dunno… what do you have?”
>You are a pretty cheap guy when it comes to food, but at least you spend extra money on good coffee… It also helps that you work at a café
>All you can think of is giving her a bowl of cereal
>But what about the milk? You can’t give her milk… That would just be odd
>“Well uh… you could have some cereal”
“Serial?”
>You see the word ‘serial’ flash through her eyes and get put in a digital dictionary
“I don’t think I can eat sequences of bits, Anon… I need real food”
>You groan and spell it out for her
>“C. E. R. E. A. L. Cereal”
>Her eyes light up again
“Ohhh! Okay sure, I will try some ‘cereal’”
>You fill up a bowl with some Corn Pops and set it in front of her on the floor
>She observes the bowl of cereal
>“Go ahead, eat it”
>She stuffs her face into the bowl and grabs a mouthful of the little yellow balls of cereal
>She chews it, with a blank face
“Wow Anon! This stuff is really good!” She says with a stuffed face
>“Glad you think so Jackie”
>She continues to munch away at the Corn Pops
>You get her a cup of coffee with nothing added and place it next to the bowl
>You go back to finishing your own breakfast
>You decide to see if anyone else has had a pony make their computer explode
>You start searching, but nothing comes up. Nothing close to having a pony come out of a combusted computer
>Oh well, what did you expect?
>You have fifteen minutes until work
>You finish your coffee and cereal and walk into the bathroom
>You take a really quick shower and get dressed
>You grab your phone, keys, and wallet
>But wait, you can’t take Jackie with you
>For one, she might cause some sort of fuss, and secondly, you might violate some health code
>But she is so damn pristine
>No… You need to make sure that no one sees her yet. People will act strange
>She is laying down on the floor playing on your laptop
>You walk over to her and kneel down to her level
>She isn’t very big. When standing, her head is about as high as your thighs
>“Jackie, I need to go to work now”
“Oh okay! Can I come?”
>“W-well… no… I mean, not yet”
“What? But Anon, I’ll be all alone!”
>“If people see you walking around the city, I’ll probably get weird looks, or people will bombard me with questions or something”
“Oh… okay”
>She gives the cutest little disappointed look ever
>Oh god, make it stop
>“You can use the laptop, you can watch TV, you can do whatever you want, just don’t go through my stuff and don’t go through my backed up stuff okay?”
“Okay Anon… Wait! When will you be back?”
>“My shift ends at 6:00pm”
“Oh… That’s a long time Anon…”
>“Look, I’m sorry, maybe you can come with me someday, but not today”
“Alright Anon…”
>She still looks sad
>“Hey, how about this”
>You take your phone out of your pocket and turn the front facing camera on
>You put an arm around Jackie and hug her
>“Say cheese!”
“Uh, cheese?”
>You snap the photo of you two
>“I’ll send this over to you”
>She blushes slightly, and smiles
“Hold on Anon, hand me your phone for a sec”
>You place the phone in her hoof and she walks into your bedroom and pulls out a USB cable
>She puts one end into her mouth and the other end into the phone
>Her eyes flash blue and they become those little monitor things you witnessed yesterday
>You watch as she transfers the photo to… herself?”
>I guess you could say that
>She pops the cable out of her mouth
“Ow… I keep for getting about that…”
>Both of you share a little laugh
>“Oh crap I am late! Alright, so if you get lonely, just look at that photo, okay?”
“Alright, thanks Anon!”
>You run out the door and lock it, and damn you are giddy right now…