>“Anyways, I should really clean up the uh… mess” “Alright Anon” >You walk about your apartment, picking up pieces of your computer >Luckily you have a laptop as well, but it isn’t very good and there is nothing good on it >All of your media, and your games were all on your Desktop PC >You can’t help but feel a little depressed… >You spent a lot of money building that computer >You clean up what you can and walk back over to the couch >“Could I get you anything to eat or dr-“ “Coffee!” >She cuts you off >“Uh… okay…” >You walk into your kitchen and put a coffee filter into the machine >Jackie is sitting there patiently on the couch >You let the coffee maker run, and you walk back over to the couch >You just stare at her >Her head cocks to one side >How are you going to take care of a horse? >You ponder about it, you then grab your laptop and come back to the couch >You open up your browser and type in ‘horse care’ >What the hell were you thinking >Jackie was no normal horse >Where the hell are you going to buy hay in the city? >Oh boy… well, you read on >You can feed her pretty much any fruits and vegetables >If only you had some fruits or vegetables >Oh well, you could always go buy some >Jackie leans on you and starts reading over your shoulder >Her eyes flash blue and you see a scanning driver open >She scans the whole web page and all of the images >You can see what she is doing through her eyes? “I’ve saved all of that information for you, if you want it” >“That’s… that’s amazing!” >Her eyes are like two little cameras and monitors combined >“Jackie… I need to now more about how you got here” >You see her open a docx file “Well, as far as I have learned, and how I am programmed, I am a Java AI that got inserted somehow into your Minecrafts Java. I built myself up from there based on your interests. And the main thing I saw other than Minecraft was a show called ‘My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic… “As of now I am a living breathing pony with all of the capabilities of a pony and a supercomputer” >She nailed it >She was learning fast >But that still didn’t explain why your computer exploded >You hear the coffee maker beep >”I’ll be right back” >You grab two small cups and pour an equal amount of coffee into both of them >“Do you want anything in yours?” “Nah, I’ll have it straight” >Yikes, you have no idea why some people like coffee straight >It’s incredibly bitter without some cream or sugar, or in this case, white chocolate cocktail mix. >You walk over back to the couch and hand Jackie the cup of coffee >She awkwardly grabs it between her hooves, but eventually gets a good grip on it >“Careful, it’s hot” >Just as you said that, she took a sip >The hot beverage scorched her tongue >She made a pained squeal and put the cup down on the table “I think I will wait for that to… cool off” >You take a few sips of your own coffee, not minding how hot it is >Jackie just sat and stared at the coffee >“So, what’s it like in there?” “What do you mean?” >“What’s it like being inside a computer?” “Pretty boring, running your Minecraft was hell… That’s basically why I blew up your computer” >“What? WHAT?! You blew up my computer on purpose?” >Jackie ears dropped and her smile turned into a shameful frown “W-well, I didn’t do it on purpose… I was programmed to be intelligent enough to learn on my own, and I just happened to learn how to screw with your computer” >“But I… I spent a lot of money on that PC… and I have no warranty on it an- >You stop and think for a moment >Sure, your PC exploded, but you now have an adorable pony in your apartment >Jackie takes a small sip, testing the temperature >She then gulps back the whole cup in about ten seconds “Ahh, that was good! Can I have some more, Anon?” She said before she licked her lips clean >“Sure…” >You walk back into the kitchen and fill up her cup >You come back to find Jackie staring at the laptop, clicking things furiously >What the hell >“Jackie what are you d-” “Anon! Do you have a USB 3 cable somewhere?” >“Uh, yeah, why?” “I need it for just a sec” >Okay, she probably knows what she is doing >You grab your laptop bag, and pull out a USB 3 cable >You hand Jackie the cable “Oh! Thanks anon!” >She plugs one end into the laptop… and then stuffs the other end in her mouth >Wat >“Jackie! Why are you eating my cable?!” >She looks at you and rolls her eyes >Suddenly, on the screen you see that she has appeared as a mass storage USB device >How confused you were earlier is nothing compared to this >You see a whole bunch of files transfer onto the laptop >“W-what are you doing?” >She points a hoof at her mouth, the cable still dangling out of it >That didn’t answer anything >After a few minutes of watching files being downloaded onto your laptop, Jackie takes the USB cable out of her mouth. “Ow!” >“What? What’s wrong?” “I forgot to safely remove myself” >So, Jackie is a Robot? >You reach out your hand and stroke her mane, but then move down to her chest >You are surprised to find that she has a heartbeat “Anon… I told you, I have all of the capabilities of a pony and a supercomputer” >“Uh, right, okay” >“So what all did you download onto my laptop?” “Well, I have all of your texture packs, saved worlds, and saved servers from Minecraft backed up, so I downloaded them all to your laptop” >“Oh… thanks Jackie, that’s really great actually” “No problem, I have your exploded PCs entire hard drive backed up in as well” >“Holy shit! Really? That is awesome!” >You are amazed that she is carrying all of that stuff around >You remember it being something like 1.4TB >She is like a giant external hard drive… you laugh at that thought “What’s so funny?” >“Nothing, you just fascinate me” >She gives you big adorable smile “Aw, thanks Anon” >It hits you then that she is carrying ALL of your data inside her… >All of it… >Including stuff you really would rather she not see >“Uh… You won’t go through any of my stuff, right?” “Nope, not touching any of it if you don’t want me to” >Thank god >“Thanks Jackie” “No probs” >You look at the clock, time is just flying by, it’s already midnight >“Alright, I need to go to bed… I've got work in the morning” “Do I need to go to bed as well?” >“I guess so…” “Where do I sleep?” >“Well uhm… you could sleep on the couch out here if you want” “Oh, okay…” >She walks around your apartment >It isn’t very big >You have a tiny bedroom with a bathroom next to it, a tiny kitchen, and a sort of entertainment area where you have a fairly nice sized flat-screen TV and that burned… and sort of destroyed area where your PC blew up “I like this place, Anon” >“I’m glad you think that…” “It’s not too big” >Well that much as apparent >“Alright well, going to bed now, goodnight Jackie” “Goodnight Anon” >You turn off the lights, open the door to your bedroom, and walk in >You kick off your pants, pull off your shirt, and jump into bed >You’re exhausted >You make yourself comfortable >Just as you are about to doze off into a blissful sleep, you hear three loud knocks on your bedroom door >You groan and roll out of your bed >You open the door… Jackie is just sitting there in front of you “Anon… I…” >“Hmm what? What’s wrong?” “I feel… kind of lonely out there… Can I uh… Sleep in your room?” >“There is no where to sleep in my room, except for my bed” “Can I sleep in your bed?” >Like you didn’t expect that >You think about it… But the only thought that crosses your mind is that it would be kind of awkward sleeping with a pony >It just doesn’t seem right >“I dunno Jackie…” >She gives the most innocent and sad look ever >Oh god you are going to die if this keeps up >“Alright fine… You can sleep with me” >Wow that sounded awkward >Wait… stop thinking like that damnit >Her eyes light up with joy >Wait, what the hell, she is actually glowing, her whole body is glowing a bright white light >The glow is lit up in a pattern, like a computer motherboard, little lines of light running up and down her body >You are still getting used to all of this stuff… >“Wow, that’s really cool” “Just lighting your room up so I can see where I am going” >She walks in and jumps into your bed >She shuffles around, making herself comfortable >You get back into bed as well >This still seems awkward… >She rolls over to face you >You start stroking her soft mane again >Way to go, making things even weirder >Jackie smiles, then her eyes do that blue glowing thing again, but dim a little >You then see a little menu open and she selects a ‘sleep’ command “Goodnight Anon” >Her eyes close and she drifts off to sleep >A little white light glows on her chest now, much like a sleep light on a computer, getting brighter and dimmer >She starts to make little snores >It’s a little distracting >You cover her up a little more in the blanket >What a day >You start to fall asleep as well…