"Hey chrome, can you go browse the internet?"
>"Sure thing, Anon!" Chrome said, starting the web browser instantly.
"Cool! Now go to youtube!"
>"Yes sir!"
"Now open that video!"
>"Right away!"
"Oh Chrome, you're so much faster than IE, and you always work! You're the best browser ever!"
>"Thank you, Anon! You're always to nice to me here, and we have a lot of good times browsing the web together! You're the best master ever!"

And so it was that Chrome and her master lived happily ever after, without any troubles or slowdowns a different, much more blue and blonde browser might have...
At least until a week later, where Chrome sold all of Anon's browsing history to google, who then sold that information to advertisers, and Anon's friends began to wonder why Anon kept getting dragon dildo samples in the mail.