>Google releases chrome pony
>The reproductive organs have been replaced by usb ports because they fear that sexual interaction will overload the pony.
>Someone creates a usb fleshlight
>It becomes the single most sought after device in the world.
>People stop using currency, and start trading fleshlights
>The whole economy is moved to fleshlights
>Utopia
>After extencive testing, Google releases chrome 2.0, this time with actual reproductive organs.
>Market for usb fleshlights crashes
>Economy ruined.
>Billions of chrome poni homeless and starving after being replaced by chrome 2.0
>They make rafts out of wood and attempt to cross the sea.
>World is ruined
>America becomes 3rd world country
>Autism at an all time high
>Phil Robertson sworn in as general commander president in command.
>Demands sacrifices from all other countries
>They deny
>Nuclear war.
>Earth is kill
>The chrome poni at sea come back to land
>radiation gives them reproductive organs.
>A mix of radiation and science gives them magic.
>Rebuild the Earth in their image.