"I blame you chrome, you worthless piece of shit!"
>"But master, I only run the latest stable release from google. I don't have any say in what happens!"
"I don't want to fucking hear it, Chrome! It was fine the way it was- better even. What retard came up with this shit!?"
>"M-Master please calm down... L-Look, you can use the new search bar in the page to-"
"DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING SENILE 90 YEAR OLD MAN WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT TO FUCKING USE THE SEARCH BAR AT THE TOP?"
>"N-No master-"
"THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TREATING ME LIKE ONE, CHROME?"
>"I- You just- If you would please-"
"No, fuck this I don't want to hear any more bullshit. Get outside."
>"W-What?"
"Am I a fucking mute? I said for you to get outside!"
>"But... It's raining..."
"And?"
>"And-"
"..."
>"Yes, master..."


>*Sniff*
>"Stupid Google, always pushing updates that no one wants...
>I... I wish he was never my father!"
>I.... I wish I was useful again...

---

"Little one, it's raining, why don't you come inside to your home?"
>*sniff*
"Are you... are you crying?"
>"I-I was a bad pony... I h-have disappointed m-my master..."
"Hey, hey, come on, don't say such a silly things... what happened?"
>"My master... he said I am w-worthless... piece of shit... M-My new search bar... *sob* he doesn't like it..."
"What a faggot... Don't listen to him, sweetie, you are the fastest and the best browser pony. And I think you will feel better with me".
>"I-I don't know, he is just a-angry..."
"I'm not going to let him treat you like a trash again, come with me"
>"B-But master..."
"Hey, Chrome".
>"...?"
"Your new search bar is awesome".
>"*sniff* I-I..."
"I have a 60 litre keg of Mountain Dew in my fridge"
>"DEAL!"

And that's how Chrome found her new master, funny and sexy things happened.
And the first Chrome's owner died and exploded. Twice.

---

"Oh, and don't worry, you and I won't be alone, either. I've got another, one that apparently you know quite well."
>"Who's tha-"
>"HEY FAGGOT!" a sharp female voice rings out. "GET BACK TO TOP LANE AND QUIT STAYING IN BASE!"
"...Yeah."