>day Changeling Queen on Earth
>get out your smartphone
>turn it on
>tap on the screen and try to bring up your web browser
>there's a long pause and then your usual browser pony pops out of the screen and starts walking around on your tabletop
>wait a minute
>she's forgotten all your bookmarks and personalized settings
>and she is glaring at you with glowing green eyes
>"This day is going to be perfect," she sings
>you give her a strange room
"Where's Chrome-chan and what have you done with her?"
>"I'm Chrome-chan."
"Bullshit. You don't know any of my bookmarks or settings. I don't think you're the same browser pony."
>in a flash of green fire she turns into this vaguely insect-ish, vaguely H. R. Giger-ish black pony thing with a crooked horn and holes in her hooves
>"I am Queen Chrysalis, and you will obey me! And you will love me!"
>you can't stop yourself from giggling
"Or what? You'll be even more of a little meanie-pants, until I agree to love you?"
>"Yes!"
"You need to think your plan over further. Also, please let Chrome-chan out. I'm worried about her."
>"Curses! Foiled again!"
"Why did you try to take over my smartphone and force me to love you, anyway?"
>"Because I got kicked out of Equestria for trying to take over there, too."
>Chrome-chan comes out in tiny shackles, wearing a tiny gag.
>You glower at Chrysalis, who releases her.
>Chrome-chan sticks her tongue out at Chrysalis and blows a tiny raspberry
>you decide you've seen enough weird shit for today
>and go back to bed