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>>30337032
>Shitposting humans here instead of /trash/.
KYS

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>>30337393
Actually perfect

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I took every CYOA and recurring thread on the board and copied the html source of whatever thread between the current one and last one for each had more posts to make a big combined 750 word cloud. The names of the ponies I could find are highlighted.
I was kind of expecting bump to be largest, but it makes sense to see Anon largest here.

>>30337440
>anon around pony things probably always

>>30337440
This place is self-insert central did you really expect any different?

>>30337440
>we're anons cause feet smell

>>30337551
I shouldn't have since this place is more writing than anything else, but I thought there would be more ded generals and threads grasping for life in there. I also expected more than Diamond in there for the fillies, but she's there alone. No CMC even.

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>>30337440
no >rape
no coming inside
what the fuck!?
I am heavily diappointed /mlp/

>>30337607
These are generals and CYOAs only, so that's probably why. I could try one with all the normal threads and see if there's a big difference though.

>>30337549
>your in class
Mine in class? My what?

>>30337549
Honestly she wouldn't like you only because of a stupid show you both watch.

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>>30337549
>When you make a thread and you're still under 18

Go jump in the lake.

>>30337549
Just tell her you pussy

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>>30337549
>underage
>9gag tier post

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>>30337564
>When your accusing someone of being under 18 when there actually 19

>>30337595
>your accusing
Well, it's his accusing, that's right.
>there actually 19
Where actually 19 what?

>>30337595
>when there 19
>there
You one of those super seniors, young man?
Gonna go back for a 5th year after vacation?

>>30337616
no im in college in the UK

>>30337564
>college doesn't exist

>>30337621
Boy they sure lowered their standards.

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>be me
>in class
>sits next to friend
>friend is using a vpn
>friend goes on 4 chan
>friend goes on /mlp/, /r9k/, /pol/
>friend quickly closes browser because a porn advert appers on the bottom
I watched an episode of rick and morty with him

>rape

>>30329488
>little mare
I've seen you at the hayburger, fatass, you put away enough to feed a starving zebrican nation twice over

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>>30329488
>ywn cuddle with Twiggles

Why live?

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>>30329508

>>30329488
>It's a big bed, Anonymou
For you.
>one little mare
You're a big mare.

>>30329488
Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you.

>>30329555
I GUESS IT RAINS DOWN IN AFRICAAAAAAAAA

>>30329559
Gonna take some time to do the things we never have

>>30329559
>I GUESS IT RAINS
Anon, that's not how it goes.

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>>30329572
I like when stuff like this happens

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>>30329508

Would you invite another pony to the party?

Would Twilight be up for that?

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Cuddle thread? My favorite

>>30329728
Where's Discord? Anon is so fucking dead.

>>30329789

In the cuckshed, where else?

>>30329694
>Sees shining in bed too...
Welp like we said in México: "No mames wey, en buena, no mames..."

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>>30329518
The pain will never go away, anon. Not until you embrace her.

>>30329488
"Well, I think I know exactly how to fix that..."

>The next day, Twilight finds an ad in the paper
>Turns out Anon is trying to sublet her bed as a one bed one bath condo

>>30329488
I can fix that.
Hacks bed in half

>>30329789
He's busy chasing that Celestial Booty

Only the Sunbutt can satisfy him.

>>30329488
>no wings
I don't snuggle common peasants.

>>30329668
I'm going to invite Moondancer, she needs some hug

>twilight, does her best to seduce anon, but he's as oblivious as she is
>anon, being the lonely fuck, desperate for attention, takes this as an actual offer for affection
>rather than make a move, anon does in fact, cuddle with twilight in her bed
>She wants the D.
>Anon wants the love and affection he's been craving all his life

>>30331452
>implying Twilight doesn't want an affectionate D.

>>30330829
I mean... when the ass is thiccer than the sun, can you blame a chaos bruv?

>>30329702
>ywn be their loving husband

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>>30331247
>wanting wings on Twilight
I fucking hate neo/mlp/

>>30331869
You're gonna rape me repeatedly with your filthy elephant trunk like penis and give me something very nasty, aren't you?

>>30329728
I remember the same pic with Rainbow Dash wetting anon´s belly, where is it?

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>>30332179
this is that pic. I removed the saliva personally

>Celestia will never hold you down and force you to cuddle

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>>30329488
Twilight is a goddamn cuddleslut.

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>>30329488

Pony is absolutely for snuggle.

A clean, warm pony beats every sleeping pill in the book for getting a good night's snuggle-rest, a natural body pillow and firm enough to provide almost perfect support.

Sleeping in cuddle piles also soaks humans in the innate harmonic energies ponies emit, which is excellent for both physical and mental health.

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Yay, a cuddle thread! Wrote a snuggle story ages ago, here's the link if anyone's interested: https://pastebin.com/uXnChP4V

>>30332863
[Citation needed]

>>30332985
I remember this one.
It was pretty good. But still not nearly long enough. It merely whetted my appetite for snuggles, but did not go far enough to satisfy it. I need far more than that. Much, much more snuggles.

Since we're posting links, here are a handful of other snuggle stories I had bookmarked.
https://pastebin.com/EmDi4XgF
https://pastebin.com/7nkV59yn
https://pastebin.com/bZsLRS1D

>>30329488
Fuck off Twi, I'm 6'1" and sleep on a twin sized mattress, I barely have enough space for myself.

>>30332994

Equestrian ponies obviously share human-style sleeping cycles, rather than being light sleepers ala Earth horse. From experience, horses are actually pretty comfortable to use as a reading pillow, so a pony is almost certainly more so (and less likely to eat your hair mid-book), plus they give positive feedback to snuggling together in an intelligent way, which beats horses.

Snuggling with a couple of womenfriends was one of the comfiest rests I've had in my life, no sexual. So I figure ponies would be excellent snugglers too, especially since they're much easier to hold due to size.

>>30333153
get a twin long

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>>30329508
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my waifu, you little bitch? I’ll have you know she graduated top of her class in Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, and she's been involved in numerous secret raids on Changelings, and she has over 300 confirmed friendship fixes. She's trained in cuteness, and is the top booper in the entire Equestrian friendship forces. You are nothing to her, not even just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth or hers, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about her over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of jews and unicorns across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the portal, maggot. The portal that drops the pathetic little thing you call your ass straight to Tartarus. You’re Tyrek's fuck-sleeve, kid. We can be anywhere, anytime, and we can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Equestrian Armed Forces, and the cabal of jews and evil pony wizards, and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>30334519
I said you are a Jew

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>>30329488
Beds are for sleeping Twilight. How can you feel lonely when you are asleep? If you are having bad dreams just talk to Princess Luna. I cannot help you.

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>>30334877
>anonymous, with his internet iq of 160, and complete, utter autism, expertly advises twilight on the best way to solve the "problem"
>twilight seriously re-evaluates how she sees him, realizing he was not, in fact, pretending to be retarded, and is in need of real help and treatment.

Sorry I don't do "cuddling" Twilight

>"I'm so sorry, Anon."
"Yeah, I get that. You've said so a hundred times."
>"I just thought it would be really fun, that's all."
"Well, it wasn't."
>"Come on, how was I supposed to know that humans can't fly?"
"Dash, I don't even have wings, for crying in a bucket!"
>You are lying in a bed at the Ponyville General Hospital, swaddled in blankets and bandages.
>Since you regained consciousness, a distraught Rainbow Dash has appeared daily at your bedside to express her regrets.
>Today she has brought Fluttershy with her for moral support, which doesn't really help that much as she is still too scared of you to talk to you.
>A nurse enters the room.
>"All right you two, visiting hours are over, so scoot."
>Saved by the bell.
>"It's time for Mr. Anonymous's therapy."
>Therapy? What therapy?
>"Okay, see you tomorrow Anon," Rainbow Dash says as she slouches out of the room.
>A barely audible voice squeaks, "Get well soon, Anon."
>That raises the count of words Fluttershy has said to you to a grand total of nine.
>The nurse quickly and efficiently takes your vital signs, writing them on a chart hanging on one wall.
>"Could you scoot over, please?"
>Maybe she wants you closer to the edge of the bed to make this therapy a little easier.
>"A little more? That's fine, right there."
"So what kind of therapy is this?"
>In answer, the nurse climbs into bed with you, lies down, and gently nestles herself into your side before draping one fore hoof across your chest.
"Wait, what? Time out! I thought this was a therapy session!"
>"It is, Mr. Anonymous. Cuddle Therapy."
"Cuddle therapy? That's a thing here?"
>"Try to relax."
"How is cuddling even a therapy?"
>The nurse's body heat radiates into you as she draws herself into almost embarrassingly close contact.
>"Studies by the Royal Canterlot College of Medicine have conclusively demonstrated that daily cuddles speed recovery, and increase the probability of positive medical outcomes."

>>30335054

>The nurse snuggles further into you, her muzzle pressing gently into your neck.
"Um, I don't mean to be rude, but this feels just a little awkward for me."
>"Oh? Why is that?"
>Her soft voice comes from right beneath your ear.
>You fidget before answering, attempting to guard more sensitive portions of your anatomy.
"Well, I'm a guy, and you're a girl, and I don't even know your name..."
>"I could call for a male attendant if that would be more-"
"No."
>You hastily interrupt.
>That would be even more awkward.
>"It's Bonesaw."
"Bonesaw?"
>Nurse Bonesaw gives you a squeeze before continuing.
>"I only didn't tell you because some ponies find the name off-putting."
>You hope that you haven't offended her.
"Oh, well, I'm not bothered by it, really."
>This apparently earns you another squeeze.
>"Please try to relax. It helps the therapy work if you can calm down."
"Cuddle therapy works for broken bones?"
>"Cuddle therapy works for everything short of clinical death."
>You remind yourself, not for the first time, that this is not the world you grew up on, and that they do things differently here.
>You take a deep breath and blow it out.
"Yeah, okay. Cuddle therapy. I'll try anything once."
>"Good. Now shush."
>Doctor's orders, you guess.
>Tentatively, you slide your good arm around her, and she doesn't react.
>"There you go. Now you're getting the idea."
>It's so peaceful that you nearly drift off to sleep.
>It's so comfy that you're actually disappointed when she gently disengages herself from you an hour later, telling you that she has to see other patients.
>After she leaves, you drift off into restful slumber.

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>>30335057
>Bonesaw will never have you for three minutes of cuddle time
Why live?

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Snuggly, little poners.

>>30335057
I'd get a boner and ruin it. I can't cuddle without getting a boner. I've tried, a lot.

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>>30336668
I have the same problem, Anon. I'm afraid there is no cure for that ;_;

>>30329501
I'll rape you.

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>>30332179
This is the closest thing I could think of.

>>30329488
It is too hot outside to be near you. You are too warm. We will both get sweaty

>>30336808
>he stops having sex because of sweat

>>30329488
Why don't they just make this an orange board?

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>>30336668
>>30336735
I know that feel. Being starved for any sort of physical contact your whole life and having such an intence reaction to it fucking sucks sometimes.

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>>30336945
Pretty much. And it becomes arousing even though I don't even want it to. Feels weird and abnormal.

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>>30336808
pleb

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>>30336995
That's exactly my problem... And if I try to hide it, it becomes only worse.

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>>30337213
my issue is that I've associated the feelings of love and companionship with masturbation, so whenever I get those feelings for real, anon jr. decided to pop his head up

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>>30337386
I guess it works like this for me as well. It can't really be controlled so it's pretty much a reflex at this point.

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>>30337417
hopefully I can train it out of myself if I get a gf, but it serves a purpose for now

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>>30337446
Maybe you'll find someone who's gonna be ok with that or even appreciate it. Such people definitely exist.

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>>30337517
boy I hope not. and if they were, I wouldn't stick around. Each has its own appropriate time and place

>>30337150
Does exchanging sweat with your mate supposed to make it better?

>>30337556
>>30337517
No wonder you guys never get any hugs. Freaks.

>>30337585
fuckin is messy when done right

>>30337588
Yeah I'm starved of physical affection so what? but I combat it with witty sarcasm that will sometimes cut too deep, aggression, and alcohol. It's how I Physically and Psychologically push others away and build emotional walls. It's my greatest strength.

>rape

>>30329488
>little mare
I've seen you at the hayburger, fatass, you put away enough to feed a starving zebrican nation twice over

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>>30329488
>ywn cuddle with Twiggles

Why live?

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>>30329508

>>30329488
>It's a big bed, Anonymou
For you.
>one little mare
You're a big mare.

>>30329488
Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you.

>>30329555
I GUESS IT RAINS DOWN IN AFRICAAAAAAAAA

>>30329559
Gonna take some time to do the things we never have

>>30329559
>I GUESS IT RAINS
Anon, that's not how it goes.

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>>30329572
I like when stuff like this happens

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>>30329508

Would you invite another pony to the party?

Would Twilight be up for that?

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Cuddle thread? My favorite

>>30329728
Where's Discord? Anon is so fucking dead.

>>30329789

In the cuckshed, where else?

>>30329694
>Sees shining in bed too...
Welp like we said in México: "No mames wey, en buena, no mames..."

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>>30329518
The pain will never go away, anon. Not until you embrace her.

>>30329488
"Well, I think I know exactly how to fix that..."

>The next day, Twilight finds an ad in the paper
>Turns out Anon is trying to sublet her bed as a one bed one bath condo

>>30329488
I can fix that.
Hacks bed in half

>>30329789
He's busy chasing that Celestial Booty

Only the Sunbutt can satisfy him.

>>30329488
>no wings
I don't snuggle common peasants.

>>30329668
I'm going to invite Moondancer, she needs some hug

>twilight, does her best to seduce anon, but he's as oblivious as she is
>anon, being the lonely fuck, desperate for attention, takes this as an actual offer for affection
>rather than make a move, anon does in fact, cuddle with twilight in her bed
>She wants the D.
>Anon wants the love and affection he's been craving all his life

>>30331452
>implying Twilight doesn't want an affectionate D.

>>30330829
I mean... when the ass is thiccer than the sun, can you blame a chaos bruv?

>>30329702
>ywn be their loving husband

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>>30331247
>wanting wings on Twilight
I fucking hate neo/mlp/

>>30331869
You're gonna rape me repeatedly with your filthy elephant trunk like penis and give me something very nasty, aren't you?

>>30329728
I remember the same pic with Rainbow Dash wetting anon´s belly, where is it?

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>>30329508

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>>30332179
this is that pic. I removed the saliva personally

>Celestia will never hold you down and force you to cuddle

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>>30332565

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>>30329488
Twilight is a goddamn cuddleslut.

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>>30329488

Pony is absolutely for snuggle.

A clean, warm pony beats every sleeping pill in the book for getting a good night's snuggle-rest, a natural body pillow and firm enough to provide almost perfect support.

Sleeping in cuddle piles also soaks humans in the innate harmonic energies ponies emit, which is excellent for both physical and mental health.

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Yay, a cuddle thread! Wrote a snuggle story ages ago, here's the link if anyone's interested: https://pastebin.com/uXnChP4V

>>30332863
[Citation needed]

>>30332985
I remember this one.
It was pretty good. But still not nearly long enough. It merely whetted my appetite for snuggles, but did not go far enough to satisfy it. I need far more than that. Much, much more snuggles.

Since we're posting links, here are a handful of other snuggle stories I had bookmarked.
https://pastebin.com/EmDi4XgF
https://pastebin.com/7nkV59yn
https://pastebin.com/bZsLRS1D

>>30329488
Fuck off Twi, I'm 6'1" and sleep on a twin sized mattress, I barely have enough space for myself.

>>30332994

Equestrian ponies obviously share human-style sleeping cycles, rather than being light sleepers ala Earth horse. From experience, horses are actually pretty comfortable to use as a reading pillow, so a pony is almost certainly more so (and less likely to eat your hair mid-book), plus they give positive feedback to snuggling together in an intelligent way, which beats horses.

Snuggling with a couple of womenfriends was one of the comfiest rests I've had in my life, no sexual. So I figure ponies would be excellent snugglers too, especially since they're much easier to hold due to size.

>>30333153
get a twin long

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>>30329508
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my waifu, you little bitch? I’ll have you know she graduated top of her class in Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, and she's been involved in numerous secret raids on Changelings, and she has over 300 confirmed friendship fixes. She's trained in cuteness, and is the top booper in the entire Equestrian friendship forces. You are nothing to her, not even just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth or hers, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about her over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of jews and unicorns across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the portal, maggot. The portal that drops the pathetic little thing you call your ass straight to Tartarus. You’re Tyrek's fuck-sleeve, kid. We can be anywhere, anytime, and we can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Equestrian Armed Forces, and the cabal of jews and evil pony wizards, and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Ignore copypasta, post cuddly ponies.

>>30334519
I said you are a Jew

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Post cuddly ponies.

>>30329488
Beds are for sleeping Twilight. How can you feel lonely when you are asleep? If you are having bad dreams just talk to Princess Luna. I cannot help you.

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>>30334877
>anonymous, with his internet iq of 160, and complete, utter autism, expertly advises twilight on the best way to solve the "problem"
>twilight seriously re-evaluates how she sees him, realizing he was not, in fact, pretending to be retarded, and is in need of real help and treatment.

Sorry I don't do "cuddling" Twilight

>"I'm so sorry, Anon."
"Yeah, I get that. You've said so a hundred times."
>"I just thought it would be really fun, that's all."
"Well, it wasn't."
>"Come on, how was I supposed to know that humans can't fly?"
"Dash, I don't even have wings, for crying in a bucket!"
>You are lying in a bed at the Ponyville General Hospital, swaddled in blankets and bandages.
>Since you regained consciousness, a distraught Rainbow Dash has appeared daily at your bedside to express her regrets.
>Today she has brought Fluttershy with her for moral support, which doesn't really help that much as she is still too scared of you to talk to you.
>A nurse enters the room.
>"All right you two, visiting hours are over, so scoot."
>Saved by the bell.
>"It's time for Mr. Anonymous's therapy."
>Therapy? What therapy?
>"Okay, see you tomorrow Anon," Rainbow Dash says as she slouches out of the room.
>A barely audible voice squeaks, "Get well soon, Anon."
>That raises the count of words Fluttershy has said to you to a grand total of nine.
>The nurse quickly and efficiently takes your vital signs, writing them on a chart hanging on one wall.
>"Could you scoot over, please?"
>Maybe she wants you closer to the edge of the bed to make this therapy a little easier.
>"A little more? That's fine, right there."
"So what kind of therapy is this?"
>In answer, the nurse climbs into bed with you, lies down, and gently nestles herself into your side before draping one fore hoof across your chest.
"Wait, what? Time out! I thought this was a therapy session!"
>"It is, Mr. Anonymous. Cuddle Therapy."
"Cuddle therapy? That's a thing here?"
>"Try to relax."
"How is cuddling even a therapy?"
>The nurse's body heat radiates into you as she draws herself into almost embarrassingly close contact.
>"Studies by the Royal Canterlot College of Medicine have conclusively demonstrated that daily cuddles speed recovery, and increase the probability of positive medical outcomes."

>>30335054

>The nurse snuggles further into you, her muzzle pressing gently into your neck.
"Um, I don't mean to be rude, but this feels just a little awkward for me."
>"Oh? Why is that?"
>Her soft voice comes from right beneath your ear.
>You fidget before answering, attempting to guard more sensitive portions of your anatomy.
"Well, I'm a guy, and you're a girl, and I don't even know your name..."
>"I could call for a male attendant if that would be more-"
"No."
>You hastily interrupt.
>That would be even more awkward.
>"It's Bonesaw."
"Bonesaw?"
>Nurse Bonesaw gives you a squeeze before continuing.
>"I only didn't tell you because some ponies find the name off-putting."
>You hope that you haven't offended her.
"Oh, well, I'm not bothered by it, really."
>This apparently earns you another squeeze.
>"Please try to relax. It helps the therapy work if you can calm down."
"Cuddle therapy works for broken bones?"
>"Cuddle therapy works for everything short of clinical death."
>You remind yourself, not for the first time, that this is not the world you grew up on, and that they do things differently here.
>You take a deep breath and blow it out.
"Yeah, okay. Cuddle therapy. I'll try anything once."
>"Good. Now shush."
>Doctor's orders, you guess.
>Tentatively, you slide your good arm around her, and she doesn't react.
>"There you go. Now you're getting the idea."
>It's so peaceful that you nearly drift off to sleep.
>It's so comfy that you're actually disappointed when she gently disengages herself from you an hour later, telling you that she has to see other patients.
>After she leaves, you drift off into restful slumber.

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>>30335057
>Bonesaw will never have you for three minutes of cuddle time
Why live?

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Snuggly, little poners.

>>30335057
I'd get a boner and ruin it. I can't cuddle without getting a boner. I've tried, a lot.

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>>30336668
I have the same problem, Anon. I'm afraid there is no cure for that ;_;

>>30329501
I'll rape you.

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>>30332179
This is the closest thing I could think of.

>>30329488
It is too hot outside to be near you. You are too warm. We will both get sweaty

>>30336808
>he stops having sex because of sweat

>>30329488
Why don't they just make this an orange board?

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>>30336735
I know that feel. Being starved for any sort of physical contact your whole life and having such an intence reaction to it fucking sucks sometimes.

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>>30336945
Pretty much. And it becomes arousing even though I don't even want it to. Feels weird and abnormal.

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>>30336808
pleb

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>>30336995
That's exactly my problem... And if I try to hide it, it becomes only worse.

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>>30337213
my issue is that I've associated the feelings of love and companionship with masturbation, so whenever I get those feelings for real, anon jr. decided to pop his head up

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>>30337386
I guess it works like this for me as well. It can't really be controlled so it's pretty much a reflex at this point.

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>>30337417
hopefully I can train it out of myself if I get a gf, but it serves a purpose for now

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>>30337446
Maybe you'll find someone who's gonna be ok with that or even appreciate it. Such people definitely exist.

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>>30337517
boy I hope not. and if they were, I wouldn't stick around. Each has its own appropriate time and place

>>30337150
Does exchanging sweat with your mate supposed to make it better?

>>30337556
>>30337517
No wonder you guys never get any hugs. Freaks.

>>30337585
fuckin is messy when done right

>>30337588
Yeah I'm starved of physical affection so what? but I combat it with witty sarcasm that will sometimes cut too deep, aggression, and alcohol. It's how I Physically and Psychologically push others away and build emotional walls. It's my greatest strength.

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>>30332355
You're supposed to post the simpsons one where homer says poochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine.

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>>30332355
Aw, it's my story. I'm honored.

It has become my headcanon. It explains how they reformed her overnight to be fragile, penitent, and meek.

>>30332355
>You will never care for a circumcised Starlight Glimmer, hugging her in bed as she wraps her hind legs against your leg and cries, pressing her scars and sutures against your thigh

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>>30332458
I would honestly hate this if it were true and do everything I could to help her cum again, even if I had to help her train new erogenous zones.

How do you explain the balding?

god damn it this is a thing now

Bump for truth

>>30332355
>She can still come from Anal
They fucked up, Anon gonna destroy that tailhole

>>30334498
Can horses cum from anal? Someone needs to investigate this.

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Fucking hell this hit me right in the feels for some reason.

The idea of the mutilation of someone in a way where they can no longer get any sexual satisfaction disturbs me greatly.

This idea belongs no where near my perfect escapist world of technicolor talking horses.

Starlight wasn't cohered into being good, she merely realized she was a shit person and stopped.

Please no.

>>30336167
this nigga gets it, Celly bless.

>>30336167
this. i just stopped listen to music, got up and looked out of the windows to just process what I've just read.

>>30336167
>>30336260
It's actually a reality in some less civilized parts of the world

>>30336275
I knew that but it's still disturbing.

I hope this meme sticks.

I am now okay with glim glam. She boops as a form of release.

>>30332393
>>30336167
>>30336260
See writefag? I told you this shit was wrong.

>>30336275
>implying the west is any better for it

>>30337463
The civilized part of the west doesn't force genital mutilation on anyone.

>>30337479
Are you retarded. We do that with children all the time. Especialy boys.

>>30337491
I feel like I didn't even earn this (You).

She is a fucking lazy. In the s7e10, luna do her job in the night, and in the morning she does celestia's job. Celestia rest all day, then do luna's job and cracks at the very first dream. I thing the problem about who works more isn't over.

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Too bad she has less personality than Cadance these days.

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>no /sun/
haha, great job

oh well, I guess we can skip a week on our exalted holy image dump

>>30334927
>Insecure moonfags starting shit over their angsty waifu
Imagine my shock.

>>30334950
Be glad. Jim is an angry god. By his grace he bestowed an act of mercy upon us sunfags.

>>30332913
H O T G L U E

>>30332913
My investment portfolio

>>30332913

Go out with me for dance lessons until she's as graceful as the ballerina outfit makes her look.

Then we can hit the Gala and make the nobles eat their hoof for calling her Twilight Two-lefts.

After that, we can have a victory rut in the garden.

>>30332913
Sit on my face until I suffocate on pussy.

>>30332913
Remove her wings

>>30332913

>I'll do whatever you want

I would make her do the most ridiculously nonsexual things imaginable and laugh at her obvious horniness.

>>30332913
Pound her asshole like savage

>>30332978
Wow anon, your penis must be very small

>>30332913
I would have her help me find a better job. Then we'd go out for a nice dinner and talk about starting a family, after which we'd hold hands. Once we finally made it to the bedroom, we'd have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>30332913
i'd probably just keep her in my room and let her give me advice and stuff

also hotglue

>>30332913
Hug me while I cry

>>30333003

Pervert.

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>>30333003
Anon..