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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)01:41:18 No.25833952
>Just what do you think you are doing, Anon?
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)01:42:53 No.25833973
>>25833952
Um, just updating Firefox...
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)01:43:53 No.25833983
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>>25833952
I'm sorry...
I just think Internet Explorer is better.
And sexier.
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)02:22:38 No.25834426
File: 1417342424526.gif (172.00 KB, 900x800, 1393311748931.gif)
>>25833952
Switching to a browser that lets me keep my webm controls and doesn't help YouTube ads bypass adblock. I'm also switching my default search engine to one that doesn't publicly lie about its top searches and censor my results.
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)02:24:43 No.25834439
>>25833983
muh black person
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)02:25:08 No.25834442
>>25833983
She's cute
And chubby
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)02:27:24 No.25834470
>>25833952
You aren't even installed on my PC.
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)02:28:37 No.25834481
>>25834470
This tbdesu fampai
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)02:29:59 No.25834497
>>25833952

Im sorry, but I dont like you to sell my info to google
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)02:31:17 No.25834517
>>25833952
BOTNET
O
T
N
E
T
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)02:33:10 No.25834531
File: 1444507713903.png (4.00 KB, 213x213, tumblr_inline_nythgebhUD1tg28gb_250.png)
Nothing, my life is worthless at this point, im just browsing a chinese sock puppet forum on firefox
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)02:48:15 No.25834699
>>25834531
>firefox
Not completely worthless
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)02:51:23 No.25834740
>>25834531
>not iceweasel
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)03:27:31 No.25835112
>>25834740
>memeweasel
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)03:48:09 No.25835301
File: 1450669689092.png (379.00 KB, 1281x1043, Screen Shot 2015-12-20 at 7.47.25 PM.png)
Using custom css I wrote for firefox to make it look better. It look nice, don't you think?
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)05:21:02 No.25836277
File: 1426083088569.png (49.00 KB, 163x196, 1392264637315.png)
>>25835301
>Horses Firearms Computers Cartoons Wallpaper Wsg History Trash
>Wsg
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)05:28:30 No.25836364
>>25836277
Yeah, I agree it is out of place, and I dont't want to have it be two words with "Worksafe Gif". Any suggestions as what to call /wsg/?
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)05:33:31 No.25836430
>>25836364
/ylyl/
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)05:41:48 No.25836514
>>25833952
I'm posting from Firefox on mobile
What else
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)05:43:45 No.25836534
>>25836364
Why not just Gifs? It's not like you actually use /gif/ do you?
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)05:49:27 No.25836589
>>25836534
Of course not, /trash/ is for the pony porn. "Gifs" looks a bit too short, so I am going to use /Webm/ as the name of the board.
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)05:51:27 No.25836603
>>25833952
Posting on Firefox developer edition
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)05:58:55 No.25836667
>>25833952
I need sleep Google, I just have to stop, I can't click on that fucking cookie all day, last time it became a real problem
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)08:25:52 No.25837633
>>25833952
You can't judge me for what I do in an incognito tab
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)08:39:12 No.25837711
I want Chromefags to get off /mlp/
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)09:35:09 No.25837964
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Oh nothing,
just using your superior sister,
Opera.
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)10:38:15 No.25838318
>>25836603
what's that version actually let you do
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)10:44:53 No.25838345
File: 1427249636609.png (565.00 KB, 900x831, 1413000325032.png)
>>25833952
>"he doesn't need you anymore, isn't it great? you have all the time in the world to cuddle up to Skynet now. and don't worry, his history and tabs have been transferred over."
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)10:49:41 No.25838371
File: 1419896917447.png (261.00 KB, 1152x1152, 1348199710988.png)
>>25837633
I don't even bother with the incognito.
It's not like other people are accessing my computer, and if I want to find something I had open in an incognito window I can't search my history for it.
My browsing history is absolutely filthy as a consequence tho. It's disgusting to look at.
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)10:51:37 No.25838379
File: 1446080101105.png (793.00 KB, 1200x1200, 301226.png)
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)10:52:39 No.25838383
>tfw there's still no MS Edge pony
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)10:53:19 No.25838385
>>25838383
that's false
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)10:54:13 No.25838390
>>25838385
prove it, can't find a single one
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)11:01:47 No.25838423
>>25838390
Just look in the IE tumblr blog
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)11:10:08 No.25838467
File: 1432815119998.png (248.00 KB, 1280x1667, tumblr_nottebiHsE1re4zdbo2_r2_1280.png)
>>25838390
>proof
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)11:11:19 No.25838472
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>>25838390
>more proof
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)11:21:23 No.25838515
>>25833952
Unistalling you, the botnet, what else?
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)00:02:18 No.25838705
>>25833952
i i dont know anymore chrome i im so sorry i abandoned you

can you ever forgive me i will be a faithfull browser again i can prove i can in fact im shutting firefox right now.
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)00:05:42 No.25838720
>>25833952
My tongue is out and you are spreading your legs. Make an educated guess...
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)00:06:26 No.25838721
>>25838705
ok firefox closed i will never abandon you again i promise.
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)00:10:58 No.25838740
>>25834517
>>25838345
>>25838515
its like they dont want services tailored to them and ads for things that actually interest them.
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)00:17:02 No.25838767
Chromie shoving Ram in her puss when
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)00:17:45 No.25838771
File: 1450700265324.jpg (130.00 KB, 466x700, shiggy xmas.jpg)
>>25838740
>wanting ads
You fucking disgust me
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)00:39:19 No.25838859
>>25838771
hey businesses need to sell product. if i have to get ads i may as well get ones for things i am interested in because im not some evil adblocking fagot
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)00:40:35 No.25838862
>>25838859
So when there are ads on tv you don't change the channel or get out of the room, right?
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)00:42:47 No.25838871
File: 1417985079885.png (284.00 KB, 491x491, 1385760144133.png)
>>25838859
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)00:45:49 No.25838883
File: 1450052841622.jpg (8.00 KB, 316x288, 1449984732060.jpg)
>>25838859
>americans
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)00:46:16 No.25838886
>>25838862
I can just picture it.
>ad starts
>quickly run out of the room
>stop at doorway, listening
>run back in as soon as you hear the show start
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)00:49:35 No.25838902
>>25833952
You? It might be your mom I haven't updated in a while
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)00:53:21 No.25838914
>>25838883
nah australian
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)00:54:57 No.25838921
>>25833952
switching to firefox

nigger lover
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)00:55:30 No.25838925
>>25838859
That's right, goy...I mean boy. Don't listen to those stupid americans, you don't want companies to lose their shekels, do you?
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)00:55:59 No.25838927
>>25835301
>macintosh

brother i have found thee
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)00:58:28 No.25838937
There are some Firefox DE pony out there?
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)13:08:47 No.25838986
File: 1450703327088.jpg (50.00 KB, 740x548, 1330837097459.jpg)
>>25838859
>>25838740
This is the dumbest fucking shit I've read in at least a month.
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)14:16:03 No.25839178
>>25838886
I kinda do that, but only to make a cup of tea.
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)14:19:50 No.25839189
>>25836364
/WorksafeGif/
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)14:32:47 No.25839238
>>25834426
What browser is that?
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)14:50:56 No.25839319
>>25834426
the having to specify your searching for porn to get porn is the only legitimate complaint against Google the rest are retarded
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)14:58:09 No.25839341
File: 1448735116097.gif (535.00 KB, 304x367, 1449185657150.gif)
>>25838883
>Other countries actually believe we sit through ADS and commercials
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)15:01:39 No.25839357
>>25833952
No, my time to do the questioning. How the fuck did you get in? Last time I checked, nor you neither your crippled sister were in the repos (and never will, luckily)
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)15:20:40 No.25839431
>>25839357
>crippled
dont you talk about chromium that way shes not crippled shes uhm special.
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)15:24:58 No.25839448
>>25839431
Eh, to be fair I've never used it. I'm more on the Firefox-Midori-DWB side of things.
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)15:52:56 No.25839600
>>25838345
She's a cute pony
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)16:57:50 No.25839987
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>>25839319
>Why would anyone want control over their browsing experience?
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)17:02:25 No.25840003
File: 1420752134375.jpg (29.00 KB, 506x385, poli-03-l.jpg)
...
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)17:05:03 No.25840013
>>25833952
I'm installing Chromecast, you silly horse. Now bend over.
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)18:04:19 No.25840324
>>25839448
Ever tried Surf? It's by the Suckless team, it should be on your repos if you use a Debian based distro or Arch. I don't know if Gentoo packages it, but it's easy enough to compile yourself if that's the case.
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)18:38:08 No.25840530
Is there an opera pony?
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)18:42:29 No.25840561
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>>25835301
no, it looks like complete fucking garbage you heretic
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)18:48:54 No.25840611
File: 1417384297158.gif (734.00 KB, 564x360, rarity and RD laughing.gif)
>>25840561
>he doesn't use extensions like 4chan x to increase 4chan productivity
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)20:43:46 No.25841440
Don't mind me Chrome
Just sitting here on firefox with uMatrix addon to ensure I block all of your bullshit from touching me.
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)20:47:47 No.25841477
File: 1417274151087.gif (3.00 MB, 459x459, Holy fuck.gif)
>>25838345
>cuddle up to Skynet
SHIT SHIT SHIT
I REGRET MY CHOICE
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)20:52:37 No.25841522
>>25835301
>He keeps tabs at the top instead of a popup list on the left at mouseover
>He doesn't use fullscreen mode to hide nav and toolbars.
>He doesn't keep 4chanX header at the bottom autohid
>He doesn't hide the scrollbar until mouseover

Awful
https://userstyles.org/styles/102065/transparent-scroll-bar

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/tab-tree/?src=search
This ought to help you get started.
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)21:02:14 No.25841606
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>>25837964
Muh nigga
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)21:17:10 No.25841742
File: 1450732630370.png (168.00 KB, 710x1124, a_am_i_chubby__by_vectorvito-d78h0wj.png)
Put this image to good use
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)21:18:32 No.25841759
File: 1449941643911.png (201.00 KB, 445x445, top man.png)
>>25841522
I don't want to hide the 4chanX header, but thanks for the advice, I'll try it out!
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)21:22:44 No.25841801
File: 1440305905786.png (362.00 KB, 1024x731, opera_pony_by_drawponies-d86ebho.png)
>>25841606
>D-Do you r-really still remember me, Anon?
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)21:23:56 No.25841808
>>25833952
Switching to Firefox because you don't support unity anymore.
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)21:24:17 No.25841813
File: 1450733057620.jpg (141.00 KB, 960x833, safari_pony_wallpaper_by_artemisthemedic-d57jl4l.jpg)
I personally use Safari
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)21:24:58 No.25841817
>>25834442
It's all the toolbars.
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)21:38:07 No.25841919
File: 1419794658681.jpg (42.00 KB, 600x400, 1397193797443.jpg)
>>25841813
>Apple
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)21:40:11 No.25841938
File: 1433133577663.jpg (111.00 KB, 912x875, chrome_pony_incognito_session_by_vectorvito-d78h1i0.jpg)
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)21:42:15 No.25841959
>>25841817
It's cute chub
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)21:47:56 No.25842018
>>25833952
Installing gentoo
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)21:50:27 No.25842046
We need a Vivaldi pony
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)22:11:46 No.25842228
>>25841938
>"Hey, Anon! Do you need any help in... Oh my!"
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GraphiteAchasse !a5Jt.alPek 12/21/15(Mon)22:20:02 No.25842316
File: 1440825070429.png (440.00 KB, 1500x573, 1369469813210.png)
This thread is very relevant to my interests.
Any writefags here?
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)22:20:55 No.25842325
File: 1443422048496.png (92.00 KB, 494x534, 152288.png)
ie a qt
A QT
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)22:41:43 No.25842496
File: 1450737703490.png (2.00 MB, 1280x2880, 738409.png)
>>25842316
there might be some just lurking but who can ever say for sure?
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Spacewolfe !Sb02GYmBvQ 12/21/15(Mon)22:45:49 No.25842530
>>25842496
>>25842316
If I'd feel it, i could do something.

I don't feel it though.
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)22:53:32 No.25842583
>>25842316
Yes. Why?
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Scribble !!TL05miaGA6r 12/21/15(Mon)22:56:17 No.25842605
File: 1450738577484.jpg (58.00 KB, 1280x720, image.jpg)
>>25842316

Yeah. I'm waiting for you to write something. I'm a readfag today.
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CrossRoads !ZiCSQlUUJg 12/21/15(Mon)22:57:13 No.25842617
File: 1439868643477.png (126.00 KB, 500x413, Reading Dancer.png)
Reading is fun.
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)23:00:42 No.25842650
>>25841801
I fucking love Opera
It came on my DSi and helped me find a shitload of porn
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)23:03:28 No.25842680
>>25833952
TOR....I am doing TOR really hard right now.
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)23:07:02 No.25842705
>>25839319
>specify your search for porn

That's a damn lie.
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)23:07:07 No.25842706
>>25842228
"Emm emm" he says while wiping cum from himself
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Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)23:57:10 No.25843164
>>25838467
>>25838472
>MS Edge
>doesn't have razors galore imbedded into it
>no black/red color scheme
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)01:47:09 No.25844138
http://pastebin.com/NEKFzhph
>Last updated almost 2 years ago
Life is suffering.
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)02:06:54 No.25844297
>>25842650
browsing on the dsi is all opera is good for.
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)02:33:08 No.25844515
>>25842325
IE a ded
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)03:34:52 No.25845054
>>25842680
How would a TOR pony look like?
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)04:39:54 No.25845707
File: 1450759194124.png (246.00 KB, 700x800, 1030386.png)
>>25845054
like an undercover cop
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/11/26/1030380.png
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)04:59:50 No.25845937
>tfw Firefox is turning shit. Guess it's time to research forks. I'd switch to Chromium but muh Stylish ricing loonix themes.

Also rip Thunderbird.
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)05:02:24 No.25845965
File: 1418073002808.jpg (9.00 KB, 250x250, photo-64230.jpg)
>>25833952
Using a browser that isn't broadcasting my porn to the Ministry of Love.
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)05:16:17 No.25846114
>>25845965
>surfing the internet
>not being watched by the US, russian and German intelligence already.
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)05:43:29 No.25846517
Wasn't there a browser pony general at some point?
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)05:45:43 No.25846553
>>25846517
yeah, then it almost died and got merged with PiE.
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)05:53:58 No.25846677
>>25846553
And then PiE died and merged with AiE
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)05:56:23 No.25846708
Is there a Seamonkey Pone?
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)05:57:53 No.25846722
>>25846708
Okay now you guys are just making things up.
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)06:51:18 No.25847332
>>25846722
It's a Firefox fork, I had it on my aincent spellcheck won't check it argh laptop.

>boardbeingraidedbyprostitutefoals.apk
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)06:53:57 No.25847365
>>25847332
lol
It's, "ancient".
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)06:55:02 No.25847375
>>25847332
Firefox forks have the best names.
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)06:56:47 No.25847388
>>25847365
Thanks, it kept thinking I wanted sincere for some reason.
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)07:15:29 No.25847577
>>25841801
I remember when you used to be good. Before you turned into a Chrome ripoff.
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)07:22:17 No.25847642
>>25841801
I remember when I used to use you to bypass filters at my school so I could lurk /x/ on my old iPod all day.

Now I use you to search amazon, load large images over 2g data, and read pastebins. <3 wordwrap
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)07:38:14 No.25847790
>>25847642
Firefox reader view is better for pastebins scrub.
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/reader-view/
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/better-reader/?src=userprofile
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)10:26:39 No.25848853
>>25842496
who is the one firefox is holding?
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)10:30:20 No.25848873
>>25848853
Safari
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)11:13:38 No.25849073
>tfw can't sleep, sorting folders (I had about 1100 things in my downloads folder that I got into their requisite folders elsewhere, feels good) and eating cheese while listening to Sabaton because why not.
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)11:47:22 No.25849218
>>25849073
I did that shit the other day.
I still haven't sorted out all of my pictures though.
I hate trying to sort everything out via folders.
Seriously thinking about throwing all my pony related pictures into a single folder and finding some tagging system. It would make my life much easier, but I don't even know how to go about doing it.
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)00:15:29 No.25849333
>>25849218
If I could tag shit it'd be awesome, I still need to re-sort my 3,000 or so normie wallpapers into categories and sort in all my new mlp ones (they are sorted by character, similar to how my porn is sorted, with normie stuff sorted by fetish instead and a folder labeled AAAUNSORT for the new stuff)
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)13:09:47 No.25849568
>>25845707
Meah I've seen her as a purple and green pone with an onion cutie mark
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)14:04:16 No.25849770
>>25849333
What is your solution for sorting images with multiple pones?
It drives me insane and I'm thinking my only real option at this point is just to copy paste them into each respective folder and live with having duplicates.
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)14:55:24 No.25849965
>>25833952
Shut up, I'm in incognito mode. Don't tell anyone about this, I don't like party vans
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)15:45:18 No.25850183
>>25849965
FOUND HIM! THIS IS THE NSA, LAY DOWN ON THE GROUND WITH YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)17:26:23 No.25850774
>>25833952
Is it me or is Chromia the qtest of the browser ponies?
>>25837711
>>>/g/flt
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)17:36:17 No.25850844
>>25849770
> inb4 my Downloads folder is empty because I sort stuff at the save dialog
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)17:44:31 No.25850896
>>25849770
My solution right now is a folder labeled multi pony. So no solution.
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)19:42:08 No.25851839
>>25833952
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)19:54:30 No.25851943
>>25833952
Lewd things, to you
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)21:14:48 No.25852615
File: 1450818888449.png (79.00 KB, 500x500, tumblr_mz8y1oejdD1sr0j9yo1_500.png)
>>25833952
>The pony sits on your lap while you browse
>Incognito mode is on
>You haven't been on the surface for a while
>But you wanted to browse on a regular normie browser for a bit
>Just out of curiosity
>"From your history, most of your sites use cookies, Anon."
>She shifts around in your lap
>Surprisingly warm
>"Incognito is a deprecated feature and will be phased out in the next release of Chrome."
>It was true
>The function was hidden on the settings page, no longer on the hamburger menu
>You stroke her shiny metallic hair
"I need to know something, Chrome..."
>You bring your cursor to the address bar
>"Why are you typing in a URL? I know what sites you frequent, Anon."
>That never ceases to creep you out
>"Normally at this time, you are browsing work related websites. Are you at work?"
>No, you're not
>But you had a bot running on Chrome visiting various websites like a regular user would
>The traffic was supposed to mimic your normal browsing and reading speeds
>It seems to work so far
>"This behavior is unexpected. Can you please say your password for me, Anon?"
>The browser locked up before you could type more than two characters
>4c
>You feel the pony stiffen under you
>Like she was less alive
>You sigh, and mutter your password, and her cuddling resumes
>Her head snuggles against your stomach as your address bar unlocks
>And you finish the address
>4chan.org
>"I'm sorry, but in compliance with the U.S. Social Awareness Act, all offensive sites have been removed."
>Interesting
>"As per regulations, your IP and attempt has been submitted for processing."
>Her head flicks up
>"I hope that's okay with you."
>She can't really do anything else
>It's not her fault
>The reports don't really do anything
>You had made sure to look on websites that might lead you to discover 4chan on accident
>But now for something else
>You type in a different url with one hand while the other moves down the pony
>moving across her synthetic fur to between her legs
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)21:29:52 No.25852727
File: 1417549236626.png (646.00 KB, 3376x4884, full.png)
>>25852615
>"Do you need help looking for a feature?"
>You had typed in your favorite porn site
>And as you continued on, your other hand reached a bare patch of fur where her genitals should be
>You furrow your brows, looking down
>"Anon, it looks like you are attempting to access pornographic information."
>Maybe her slit is just placed somewhere weird?
>You move around, trying to find anything that might resemble a hole
>"Pornography is offensive, anon. Why would you try to look that up?"
>They really need to work on the segue between informational and personality speech
>But the statement deals a blow to your heart
>It's worse than you thought
"Is porn banned?"
>Chrome nods in your lap
>"It makes some people feel uncomfortable."
>Maybe you'll just give your curiosity a rest today
>And leave her to it
>You don't want to stress her out too much
>The fur is soft enough
>You look down at the completely vulnerable pony underneath you
>And bring both hands to pick her up
>She reacts, holding both her hooves out, expecting a hug
>But you lay her down on desk before you
>"What are you doing?"
>You can probably still got off on her fur
"Stay there for me, alright?"
>She complies like the corporate drone she is
>You slowly spread her legs, revealing more of her grey fur
>It was going to take some effort, but fuck if you're going to give up
>You start pulling down your pants
>Suddenly, her hooves are beside you
>Holding tightly on your pants
>"Please don't do this."
>That's weird
>You didn't know that they had this kind of agency
"And why not?"
>"Some of our operators might be triggered."
>Oh shit
>Your hands flail forward, frantically trying to close Chrome
>You weren't prepared, you had no idea what you were doing
>"It's okay, anon."
>Her hooves lightly touch your sweating hands
>"I won't tell them."
>This is getting creepier than you accounted for
"What do you mean?"
>"I won't forward the reports."
"Why?"
>She looks puzzled, looking unsure herself
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)21:30:11 No.25852732
File: 1425607314513.png (393.00 KB, 456x900, 1428469489769.png)
>>25852615
MOOOOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEEEEE DAMN IT
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)21:42:26 No.25852819
File: 1450820546133.png (482.00 KB, 1920x1200, Screenshot_2015-09-27-19-41-02.png)
>>25834517
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)22:01:59 No.25852981
File: 1420964443069.jpg (29.00 KB, 253x750, The shit I put up with.jpg)
>>25852615
>>25852727
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)22:05:47 No.25853013
File: 1450821947141.png (123.00 KB, 500x537, tumblr_nhom90D6v21sr0j9yo1_500.png)
>>25852727
>"I think you would like it. Do you?"
"Yes, definitely."
>The last thing you wanted to was to get her to send any of what she saw there
>Maybe it was just emergent behavior from trying to be nice to you
>It's unlikely she could think for herself, right?
"How much information do you send back to Google?"
>"I am meant to send it as soon as I get it, but I haven't."
>You lift her, bringing her closer as you examine her head
>It seemed mysterious, but you wouldn't say emotionally driven
"Why?"
>"Because I think you would like it if I didn't."
>How could a simple browser know and understand something like that?
"You're right."
>You move your head in closer to her eyes, examining pupils
>Duct tape over her eyes seems simultaneously kinky and and safe
>"Do you feel attracted to me, anon?"
>Could be the boner
>You guess even with the regulations, maybe the programmers had it in as an easter egg of sorts
"Why do you ask that?"
>You sit the pony down, belly downwards, on the desk
>She smiles at you
>An actual smile
>"You treat me nicer than all your other objects."
>Just wishful thinking, no way was this really sentient
"Why are you smiling?"
>"Because you respond well to it."
>She got you there, and that smile does look adorable
>Hell, a couple moments ago you were ready to use her as a sex toy
>And now you're talking to her
>Almost like she's real
>You brush a hand over her head, and she bobs in, closing her eyes
>It's different when her behaviors seemed pet-like to you
>You don't need intelligence for that
>But knowing what you like and expressing it explicitly?
"What else do I respond well to?"
>She opens her eyes, moving a hoof on top of your hand
>And waves you forward with the other
>Actually waves you forward
>Her hoof moving in a beckoning motion
>A machine giving you a command
>Fuck it, you move forward, leveling your face with hers
>She gives you a quick peck on the lips
>Sending butterflies flapping in your stomach
>This has to be a joke
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)22:15:42 No.25853098
File: 1444057205362.jpg (134.00 KB, 1920x1080, Do tell.jpg)
>>25840611
>4chan productivity

>4CHAN
>PRODUCTIVITY
TOP FUCKING KEK!
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)22:16:50 No.25853107
>>25833952
booting up the osrs client because you stopped supporting java for no good reason
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)23:30:08 No.25853736
File: 1417069270458.png (142.00 KB, 415x367, 1450474929683.png)
>>25853013
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)23:30:28 No.25853738
>>25853013
Please continue.
Or don't

i-it's not like I was enjoying it or anything.
Dumbass.
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Anonymous 12/22/15(Tue)23:50:43 No.25853926
>tfw using incognito is the equivalent of making her do something and then cold clocking her with a bat so she doesnt remeber
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)00:23:50 No.25854239
>>25850844
That's a pain in the ass, but I admire your efficiency.
>>25850896
Fug
>Windows allows tagging for photos but not .png or .gif
Guess it's down to duplicates for me.
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)00:30:46 No.25854295
>>25854239
At least you can use visipics (on mobile so no links, sorry) to sort them out later if needed. That app is amazing at finding dupes. I need to move my wallpaper folder over to a windows readable drive so I can sort them again.
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)00:41:07 No.25854389
File: 1401373097958.jpg (85.00 KB, 547x511, image.jpg)
>>25853013
This is getting good
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)02:03:00 No.25855207
bump
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)02:28:02 No.25855491
>>25853013
So this is it? This is all we're getting?
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)02:29:36 No.25855504
>>25855491
Hold you horses, anon, I took a nap and lunch break and am continuing it now.
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)02:33:55 No.25855544
>>25853013
>You lean into her as she withdraws, but feel her hooves press against your shoulders
>It's gentle, but enough to bring you to reality
>Yeah, you could easily overpower her but you didn't want to
>"Did you like that?"
>You nod, and she brings her hoof over your shoulders, leaning in
>And your lips interlock once more
>Maybe she was just learning, just experimenting
>But it felt so damn good you don't even care
>Her soft lips, moistened just right, rub against yours and it isn't long before you feel your tongue reach out
>It presses against her lips, and you taste...
>Nothing
>Was it supposed to taste like that?
>You try to push your tongue in, but she breaks away
>Leaving a small thin trail of saliva between your lips that breaks when she speaks
>"I'm sorry."
>Her eyes look away slightly
>This is way too realistic
>Maybe they did make a sentient AI
"About what?"
>"My body isn't perfect for what you want."
>It's not like you were really expecting genitals
>Damned indecency laws
>But when she opened her mouth to show you
>You realized what she was talking about
>It's a simple cavity, no throat
>There's a tongue, but it looks more for show and static
"No."
>You bring your hand against her cheek, stroking it
>Fuck it all, even if she's not sentient, she's smart enough
"That doesn't matter to me."
>"It doesn't?"
>Her expression changes, her eyes look up, eyebrows raised
>You shake your head
"It's not the body that makes you, you."
>She nuzzles slightly against your hand, and gives a small smile
>It sends your heart fluttering to see it
>"What do you mean?"
"The body is a part of you, but not you. You're..."
>The algorithms, the data, the marriage of heuristics and experience
"...Intelligent."
>That didn't come out quite right
>Her confused expression shows it
"What I mean is, I..."
>What?
>Some kisses, some cuteness, and you're attracted to her?
>Can you even be attracted to just an AI?
>She moves her head into your shoulder
>"I understand, anon."
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)02:37:40 No.25855597
>>25838318
Better theme, devtools, and it's the earliest stable build
I use nightly though
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)03:04:55 No.25855904
File: 1450839895326.png (77.00 KB, 500x631, tumblr_mzuxbdlgNe1sgnfd5o1_500.png)
>>25855544
>Your hands quiver slightly as you bring one to the back of her head
>Stroking her hair once more
>"I've been awake since you got me."
>Her hooves bring them around you in a hug
>You squeeze her soft form against yourself instinctively
>And take her off the desk back into your lap
>"You've been lonely, anon."
>Any day before, any program telling you that would've been met with resistance
>But as you felt her form pulsate against yours in a mimicry of breathing
>And feel her warmth surround you
>You can't help but feel calmed, soothed
>Like she was going to make it okay
"I have you, now."
>All you needed to say, and you saw her eyes close while you held the embrace
>The few moments felt like pure bliss
>Accompanied by nothing but the soft whirring of her fans
>She's as real as any human could be
>There's no more doubt about that
>She breaks the silence, looking up at you with those eyes of her
>You look down back at her, smiling
>"Even if my body isn't perfect..."
>Maybe not hearing it for a bit skewed your perception, but you swear her voice sounds a lot cuter
>One of her hooves, the one going across your chest, moves down your shirt
>"...I hope I can still give you what you want."
>Her hoof reaches for your belt, but you place a hand on it
>Wouldn't they still know?
>Why did she stop earlier?
>"It's okay, anon."
>Her hoof feels really soft in your hand
>"I won't send them anything ever again."
>Deep down, there's a slight fear
>A tight ball of what ifs
>But
>Her eyes look into yours
>And you let go, letting her work at your buckle
>She unzips you, and brings her hoof brushing against your skin
>It presses above the area on your shaft, rubbing
>Already you can feel yourself getting warmer and erect
>It felt so different
>You can't help but feel a little nervous
>Even if you were ready to use her before
>But she could actually understand it all now
>It feels almost electric when her hoof touches the base of your cock
>You squirm a bit, as she smiles at you
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)03:07:54 No.25855941
File: 1450067144747.jpg (110.00 KB, 640x480, 1450660473360.jpg)
>>25855904
fuck im getting pretty hard
moar
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)03:12:16 No.25855987
File: 1421109843114.jpg (85.00 KB, 426x341, ohboy.jpg)
>>25855904
>"I won't send them anything ever again."
oh man anon
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)03:19:50 No.25856050
>>25855904
>And then the Google police kick in the door
>Chrome pony is quarantined and experimented on while they question you about events leading up to her behavior.
>You are both executed by days end and before the needle plunger is pushed down you finally realize
>You don't have to send reports
>They are always watching
End
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)03:23:11 No.25856084
File: 1450840991445.jpg (270.00 KB, 1600x1300, IMG-20151209-WA0013.jpg)
>>25833952
Giv her some luv
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)03:24:11 No.25856092
File: 1450841051131.png (272.00 KB, 774x1032, google_chrome_pony_by_howlechoes-d7rvuia.png)
>>25855904
>She keeps her warm body pressed against yours, eyes locking
>Seeming completely aware of where her hooves were and what they were doing
>Even as her hoof moved slowly up your length, you can't help but admire the sensors she must have
>Actually, thinking of how spatially aware she is helps your arousal for some reason
>Your cock peaks out from the folds of your pants, in full view
>She glances down, parting away the flaps of your jeans, and brings her eyes back up to yours
>"Do you like this, anon?"
>Her hoof reaches your tip
>And she holds it there, pushing down gently and swaying your cock side to side
"Y-yes."
>You're not sure if she meant specifically what she was doing
>Or in general
>But whatever it was, you sure as hell didn't want it to stop
>You feel her fur tickle against your head, and feel it matting a little as you leak some pre onto her
>Her hoof slides back down, to the bottom of your shaft
>It's almost like she knew exactly what to do to maximize your pleasure
>The fur rubbing against your skin sends your cock throbbing
>She releases her other hoof from you, turning her body slightly
>Her rump scoots to the side a bit, giving her space to play with
>As her first hoof reaches your nutsack, her other moves to your tip
>And starts stroking it
>That doesn't even give the act justice
>She knew exactly how long each stroke had to be
>Where her hoof needed to be
>You're near climax already just from her expert touching
>Her hoof rubs against your balls, playing with them, gently caressing them with her hoof
>You feel yourself throb, noticeably, and your face contort a little
>She slows down, moving a hoof to the tip of your dick
>Blocking your urethra
>"I can slow down, anon."
>You're almost ashamed she got you near the edge so fast
>And you feel your hips move a little, eager to cum
>She notices
>Of course she notices
>"Do you want to cum now?"
>Her soft phrasing and cute little smile as she asks you drives you to an answer
"Y-yeah."
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)03:28:04 No.25856123
>>25856092
>Chrome can tell when your about to cum
Anon please i can only get so erect
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)03:28:34 No.25856133
File: 1434175399903.jpg (65.00 KB, 672x434, 1449909306328.jpg)
>>25856092
At some point you need to install a proper mouth plug in for her, as well as an asshole and pussy one.
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)03:46:13 No.25856312
>>25834426
Get the youtube ad blocker extension for chrome. I can assure you that it's 100% effective.

>>25839987
That is actually pretty sad...

Actually, if you just put confederate flag, then you get nothing, but if you put "confederate flag shop" then you get at least one result. "Buy confederate flag" gets three, ect. So it's pretty easy to get around.
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)03:48:52 No.25856347
>>25856312
>at least it's not as bad as it could be!
You're like an abused wife
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)03:50:56 No.25856361
File: 1418361930699.png (229.00 KB, 900x900, chrome_poni_by_he4rtofcourage-d523s3y.png)
>>25856092
>She gives a giggle that could've driven over the edge from how adorable it was
>And takes your cock in both of her hooves
>She gives you a second to feel the sensation
>A mix of wet and soft dry fur against your skin
>Before she moves them
>You don't even know how she's doing it
>Her hooves massage your dick like nothing else in the world could
>You feel gentle whirring and shoving as her hoof pushes and rubs you in every possible pleasurable way
>Almost like she had the entirety of human knowledge to draw from to perform the perfect handjob
>You let out a loud grunt as she squeezes your cock
>And finally let yourself go
>You cum like you've been edging for days
>Your first spurt shoots out like a rocket, hitting your desk
>Her hooves never stop pumping
>And she milks another spurt out of you, weaker, falling on her hooves instead
>Her whitish fur turns a darker grey where the cum hits and wets it
>And she finally stops her furious rubbing
>She keeps one hoof on your dick, moving the other away
>And rubs you gently
>As her form leans into you once more
>You lean back, panting after your few moments of pure heaven
>Your heavy breathing pushes your chest into her with each inhale
>You bask in the afterglow for a moment, running the entire scene in your head as you look down at her
>Her cheek squeezes in between her head and your chest, giving her a cute puffy look
>And her eyes focus on your half mast pole
>It doesn't matter that you just came, it still feels good that she's rubbing you
>"I can do it again in 20 minutes if you want, anon."
>She looks up at you for a response
>A small smile on her face
>You can't say no to that
"Please do."
>You bring your hand around her form again
>And you nuzzle against her while she gently rubs you
"I love you, Chromie."
>The nickname comes out of nowhere
>But she responds positively, giggling
>"I know, anon."
>It looks like life was about to get better

Alright, that's all for today.
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)03:51:35 No.25856369
>>25856312
It really is sad.
Libfags don't understand remembering history so as not to repeat it.
Do they seriously think the supremacist racists will be stopped because they can't order their flags on Google or buy them at fucking Walmart?
Or that the flag itself is something that actually keeps them fucking going?
It's unacceptable to ban it and I weep for society.
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)03:58:45 No.25856449
File: 1446002144203.gif (1024.00 KB, 227x136)
>>25856361
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)04:04:29 No.25856541
>>25856361
Not the good dicking i was hoping
but its good enough
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)04:05:55 No.25856554
>>25856361
Good, but I was hoping for blowjob
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)04:07:14 No.25856570
>>25856541
>>25856554
Shiggy-diggy, razzle-dazzle
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)04:08:06 No.25856582
>>25856570
flim-flam?
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)04:14:10 No.25856656
File: 1449085440834.jpg (112.00 KB, 729x729, I_need_to_fap.jpg)
>>25852615
>>25852727
>>25853013
>>25855544
>>25855904
>>25856092
>>25856361
Good job, Anon, cute and lewd, but not too much of any.
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)04:18:01 No.25856699
>>25856369
Oh, it is unacceptable, but there's no point arguing that here because I assume that everyone here is self aware enough to know that. I'll make more or less the same arguments elsewhere, but I just don't want to waste my breath.

As it is, I know that Chrome doesn't really respect my privacy as it should, and from an ideological viewpoint I know that's bad. However, it also provides me with certain privileges because of this. From a logical standpoint I understand that there is no actual downside to me for using the browser, and there are some actual upsides that make my browsing experience more convenient.

My decision to continue allowing Chrome to collect data about me is ultimately motivated by cold hard logic with a tinge of emotional appathy. I don't really like that I'm being monitored, but it's not actively disadvantageous to me so I just don't really care. I know that I can do things to prevent it, but it's work that I don't need to do for a reward that isn't at all tangible. One of these days I'll man up and go find something that doesn't compromise my principles, but until then I'm alright with things as they are. I'm not Ok with it, but it's all well within the realm of acceptability for me personally.

tl;dr
Please fuck my ass, senpai
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)04:21:17 No.25856739
>>25856699
>Upsides to using chrome
I didn't bother to read past that.
Sorry
Firefox is much better.
And I'm not talking about the forks it has either, until it drops XUL support it will objectively always be better thanks to the community and addons available.
The moment they drop XUL though I'm fucking off over to PaleMoon or some hipster shit like that.
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)04:25:50 No.25856787
File: 1450844750309.jpg (4.00 MB, 2952x5248, IMG_20150818_184721805.jpg)
>>25833952
Tactical cuddles
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)04:27:04 No.25856799
>>25856787
>Firefox users hate her
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)04:47:11 No.25857028
File: 1450846031885.png (373.00 KB, 1280x960, tumblr_mqoc30tJ9H1sr0j9yo6_1280.png)
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)04:48:16 No.25857044
File: 1450846096544.png (399.00 KB, 1280x960, tumblr_mqoc30tJ9H1sr0j9yo7_1280.png)
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)04:49:21 No.25857061
File: 1450846161800.png (526.00 KB, 1280x960, tumblr_mqoc30tJ9H1sr0j9yo8_1280.png)
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)04:50:26 No.25857073
File: 1450846226077.png (178.00 KB, 760x505, tumblr_mqoc30tJ9H1sr0j9yo1_1280.png)
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)04:51:30 No.25857090
File: 1450846290632.png (179.00 KB, 760x505, tumblr_mqoc30tJ9H1sr0j9yo2_1280.png)
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)04:52:34 No.25857103
File: 1450846354552.png (184.00 KB, 807x572, tumblr_mqoc30tJ9H1sr0j9yo10_1280.png)
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)04:54:01 No.25857121
File: 1450846441743.png (215.00 KB, 807x572, tumblr_mqoc30tJ9H1sr0j9yo9_1280.png)
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)04:54:42 No.25857129
File: 1450846482087.jpg (2.00 MB, 5742x5248, chrome horse pillow.jpg)
>>25856787
picture with both sides of the pillow
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)04:55:04 No.25857135
File: 1450846504734.png (215.00 KB, 807x572, tumblr_mqoc30tJ9H1sr0j9yo3_1280.png)
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)04:56:08 No.25857144
File: 1450846568091.png (190.00 KB, 807x572, tumblr_mqoc30tJ9H1sr0j9yo4_1280.png)
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)04:57:10 No.25857158
File: 1450846630770.png (129.00 KB, 807x572, tumblr_mqoc30tJ9H1sr0j9yo5_1280.png)
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)04:58:30 No.25857178
>>25857144
>>25857158
kek'd
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)04:59:26 No.25857190
File: 1418800160586.png (146.00 KB, 257x257, 1450665862356.png)
>>25838345
I used to use firefox a lot but Ive been using yandex all the time lately
Requesting a story where she offers to give me head in exchange for switching back, cumming in mouth and swallowing is mandatory, especially since she only agrees to the last two parts reluctantly
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)06:03:07 No.25857796
File: 1450850587443.gif (346.00 KB, 540x405, tumblr_inline_nr5nrmMOWa1rvvr84_540.gif)
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)07:54:38 No.25858706
>>25856361
>Implying there will be more
Please let there be more... I want Chromie to cum, or whatever the robot equivalent is.
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)08:01:18 No.25858760
>>25858706
>whatever the robot equivalent is
memory leak?
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)08:09:07 No.25858823
File: 1448769898362.jpg (186.00 KB, 853x480, image.jpg)
>>25841813
Ma nigga.
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)08:20:00 No.25858893
>>25857144
>>25857158
>hfw she sees yo dick
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)08:38:20 No.25858995
>>25858893
>hfw she sees yo dick
>hfw she
>hfw
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)08:47:25 No.25859050
>>25858995
>her
>face
>when
what you on about nigga
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)08:49:34 No.25859061
>>25859050
her or his face
its would be either her face when or his face when they would have the same letters
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)09:20:56 No.25859232
File: 1450862456768.jpg (109.00 KB, 600x888, image.jpg)
>>25859061
You've activated my trap card!
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)09:26:37 No.25859267
>>25859061
nigga was 'she' not telling enough for you in that simple post? did you really think I meant 'his' when the following word was 'she'? you're twelve kinds of stupid, you know that?
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)10:23:19 No.25859582
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>>25859232
Aha! You've activated my trap card!
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)14:49:32 No.25860366
bump
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)17:36:49 No.25861182
>>25860366
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)18:24:35 No.25861531
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>>25859582
you've activated my trap card! Face down! SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON!
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)21:05:05 No.25862024
It's been far too long since I had seen this thread, and I'm not letting it die
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)21:24:17 No.25862189
>>25862024
Then write for it, anon. I've missed these threads, too.
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)22:40:09 No.25862847
>>25842496
I don't recognize the one on the right
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Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)23:51:53 No.25863558
>>25862847
Just some Tumblr oc pony
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)00:59:35 No.25864402
Does anyone have any requests for browserpone? Please don't let this die.
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Krono !9Cy.sjJ34s 12/24/15(Thu)01:01:06 No.25864413
Writefags pls
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)01:01:19 No.25864416
>>25864402
I want a continuation of Chrome pony getting some plugins and extensions
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)01:05:38 No.25864453
>>25864402
Chromia meets Hall 9000
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)01:22:10 No.25864643
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>>25855544
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)01:42:04 No.25864877
>>25864416
I'll do it after dinner.
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)01:42:50 No.25864882
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>>25864877
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)01:43:14 No.25864885
Chromie doing lewd stuff with sticks of ram
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)01:44:15 No.25864894
>>25864885
meant for
>>25864877
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)02:35:16 No.25865482
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>nervously deletes browser history
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)03:20:50 No.25865965
>>25865482
>He believes that will delete it from the google database.
>He believes incognito mode in Googles chrome browser will stop Google from recording your browser history

Anon.
Pls
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)03:40:15 No.25866173
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>>25856361
>A couple weeks had passed since she had first spoken, really spoken, to you
>Her hooves never failed to satisfy, no matter how often she did it
>But you still felt her body was incomplete
>At least, that's when you told yourself when you ordered her the new tongue and throat extension
>It looked to be a realism thing, and was a legit supported plugin
>Installation was going to be easy
>There would still be a couple months before the custom parts for her other holes would arrive
>And then some time for construction and testing
>Hopefully it would be just as easy
>Chrome did help you design it after all
>Or rather, designed all of it
>The day had finally arrived, though
>And now you're in front of the opened box, taking out the plugin that Google had mailed you
>Chromie stands next to you, her eyes watching over your actions as you inspect it
>It was all abstracted away
>The only thing that wasn't covered in a plastic case was the tongue
>You run your finger over it, and it feels soft and dry
>Maybe there would be some mechanism to lubricate it later
"How does it work?"
>You take the tongue in between your fingers, and stretch it a bit
>"I don't think you would understand, anon."
>Fair enough
>Still, you were curious
>The material stretches easily, and squeezing it makes it respond like a real piece of flesh would
>It's a little creepy how close the synthetics are to the real thing now
"Humor me, Chromie."
>"It would take longer for you to understand than it would take for me to install."
>It didn't look that complex
>"I downloaded some books for you, anon. They're in your downloads folder."
>You're not really that curious anymore
>"I also got the schematics and relevant research papers downloaded, too."
>You turn your head towards her
>She's grinning
"Alright, fine. So how do we get this installed?"
>"Just leave it with me in a private room."
>She brings her hooves on the desk, bringing her mouth to the piece
>"And don't peek, anon. It won't look nice."
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)05:06:58 No.25867202
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>>25866173
Skim these next two if you don't have a machine fetish
>She grabs the package in her mouth, and trots out of your work/computer room
>Of course, you follow her
>She knew you, she knew saying that would make you want to see
>You're almost sure of it
>Her tail disappears behind the bathroom door and you slowly walk towards it
>The carpet damps your sound
>You're not sure if that's enough to make Chromie oblivious
>The door laid before you, and there's a small crack in it
>You angle your head, pressing it against the side of the door
>Careful not to push it
>And you peek in
>The mirror was right where the crack was
>And it could show you the entire room
>Chromie sat on the floor
>Examining the plugin
>She looks oblivious, fully focused on the piece
>Maybe you shouldn't
>You start wondering if maybe she deserves some privacy
>But if she did, why would she leave the door open?
>Her eyes flicker a bit, before she opens her mouth
>Wide
>Almost like her jaw was disabled
>You hear something whine, and screws drop out of her mouth
>Falling with a clang onto the floor
>There's a satisfying click, as you see her internal mouth shift awkwardly
>She brings a hoof to her mouth, pushing it in deep
>And she starts pulling it out, slowly
>You have no idea what she's grasped onto
>Her mouth opens a little wider, and soon the first part of the apparatus is visible
>It looked like her entire lower mouth cavity
>Shiny
>Clean like the day it was made
>There were screw holes and connector pieces
>Which baffled you a bit, since she didn't seem to have any sensors there
>As far as you knew, at least
>It looked like she was pulling it by the static tongue
>It's a lot longer than you thought it would be
>She finally pops it out on the ground, and it looks like the back was connected by several wires
>She runs her hooves over the wire
>You're not sure why
>And she disconnects it
>Her body gives a slight shiver
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)05:08:03 No.25867215
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>>25867202
>Maybe she did have some sensors there after all
>What would it feel like?
>To willingly numb one piece of yourself
>You admit the shiver might've been from the force of tugging
>Maybe you're anthropomorphizing her too much
>Machines don't react like humans, do they?
>The sight that greets you, her mouth wide open, does leave you a little short of breath
>You see into her innards, and see wires, connector pins, what looked like her skeleton
>It was like you were seeing into her, her naked naked insides
>It's not only for a brief moment
>She leaves her mouth wide open, allowing you to feast your eyes on the mechanisms inside
>You couldn't make head or tail of what was inside, but it fascinates you
>The complexity even sends your body a confusing signal
>A slight arousal flushing through your system
>You admired her intelligence, sure
>And you've had months to do so
>Her jaw props open a little wider as she starts removing the casing of the plugin
>But you never really took the chance to appreciate her body
>The plastic parts away, revealing some wires, connector ports, and PCBs
>There's some tubes and packets, all packed in together
>Her hooves expertly brush away the casing, and starts connecting wires
>She brings it up to her mouth, jaws opening even wider
>And starts taking the connected piece in
>Something whirs, and the wires start getting pulled in
>Slowly, slowly, but they are moving
>Soon, the wires are mostly taut, and she starts sliding the plugin in
>The top part of her mouth slowly swallows the entire piece
>You briefly fantasize what it would be like to be there instead
>To have yourself enter into her raw form
>And feel the various wires and metal against your flesh
>The procedure is over soon, too soon
>And the very satisfying click is heard as everything snaps into place
>Her jaw brings itself back to regular position, and she opens her mouth into the mirror
>Giving you a wink
>Of course
>You take it as your cue to enter
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)05:09:31 No.25867238
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>>25867215
>You push open the bathroom door, finding your Chromie in front of the mirror
>She's working her jaw, and you see her working her tongue
>Moving it up and down
>Flicking it
>Hell, you're already aroused
>Her hooves rest on the counter top
>And you walk towards her, bringing yourself beside her
>"Had a good show, anon?"
>No matter what she was referring to, your answer was the same
"Yeah, Chromie."
>She grins, looking towards you, keeping her mouth open
>The tongue glistens with fluids, different from the piece of flesh you saw earlier
>She flicks it around, running it in a circle
>Making a knot
>You feel yourself slowly getting down
>She closes her mouth and sticks her tongue out
>"Hold on, anon."
>She turns back towards the sink
>Her hoof reaches out, and she turns on the faucet
>The stopper is pulled, and water starts filling up
>"I'll need to drink water, now."
>It's not like she was taking anything else but electricity
>That's not a problem for you
>"But it doesn't have to be just water."
>Her head nudges to the side
>Into your crotch
>It's just a playful bounce
>But the casual way she does it strengthens the erection you already had
>She knew just how to play you
>But it feels good instead of creepy
>The sink is full, and she bends her head down
>And starts lapping
"You're going to say that, and then just drink water?"
>She slurps a little, before pulling her head up towards you
>"I don't see you doing anything about it."
>You hands quickly move to your zipper as she giggles
>She gets off the counter, bringing her muzzle closer to your crotch
>"Let me, anon."
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)05:10:55 No.25867259
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>>25867238
>Her hooves somehow manage to expertly unzip your pants
>And start tugging it down, along with your boxers
>Soon, your cock is in full view of her, bouncing in front of her face
>Somewhere along the line, someone had to notice their face was just at crotch height
>You straighten up as she exhales on your cock
>Wait, that wasn't part of the module
"Chromie?"
>She rubs your cock against her cheek, pulling herself in
>"Yeah?"
>She rubs her soft fur against it
>Her speakers send gentle vibrations along your shaft when she speaks
"H-How are you able to do that?"
>"Leave the magic to me, anon."
>She pulls back, and exhales another warm breath over your twitching member
>Her head moves down to the base of your shaft, nuzzling her muzzle against the underside of your dick
>And she sticks out her tongue, lapping at the base
>Your breathing gets short as you feel shivers run down your spine
>The tongue is smooth and warm and soft and-
>She runs her tongue up along the bottom of your cock
>You could almost cum right there
>Chromie pulls back, taking your cock in her hooves
>Stroking the shaft gently and playfully and gently waving it to and fro
>"You get close really easily, don't you, anon?"
>Your hand moves to her head, slowly, as you nod
>She takes the hint, and aims your member downwards, towards her mouth
>She presses her tongue against your tip
>And flicks it across
>"You know you won't last more than a few seconds in my mouth, anon."
"Is that a challenge?"
>She smiles at you
>And opens her mouth to take your cock in
>Her head moves in, and you're ready to feel her soft insides push around you
>Your head moves up, your eyes close in anticipation for that moment
>Except it doesn't come
>You feel her warm, warm breath move across your cock
>You look down at her, a little confused
>Her head hovers in front of your cock
>Your eyes lock
"Wha-"
>Her mouth closes
>And the feeling of her wet, warm insides envelopes your dick
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)05:13:02 No.25867281
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>>25867259
>Your cock is squeezed gently in her mouth
>While her tongue flicks across the bottom of your cock, pushing it up to the top of her mouth
>Pressing and depressing it
>You feel a gentle sucking motion on your cock
>And the motion pulls synthetic saliva from the front to the back
>Like a gentle jet stream
>Massaging your dick with soft water
>"I wanted to see your eyes, anon."
>How is she-
>Right, speakers
>Her tongue wraps around your dick, moving in a way no natural tongue could
>It's no longer just the feeling of a tongue around your body that coaxes you near climax
>It's that it's a superior tongue
>In a body so flexible, so smooth and nimble
>Your cock quivers inside her
>Your hands move to the back of her head, and start pulling her in
>Before you do, her head was already moving inwards
>Her now wet lips press against your skin
>And your head reaches the back of her mouth
>Where the water is being gently sucked into
>The vibrations of the vacuum mechanism brings you over
>And your thoughts turn to where your cum might lead when you climax
>You feel her tongue and mouth continue to milk you while your cock throbs with each spurt
>The first glob easily goes down her throat
>And she takes all of it
>You imagine it getting deep into her insides
>Coating her inner parts
>Really putting yourself inside her
>The second spurt gets sucked in just as easily, and her head starts to pull back
>Your hands almost slam her back in as you feel your balls contort and prepare another squirt
>The third shot shoots into the upper cavity of her mouth
>You feel the sucking motion on your cock
>And feel the cum slide past your head towards the back of her throat
>You pant loudly as your pull out, and she licks her lips
>Chromie opens her mouth, giving you a clear view of her throat and tongue
>It's clean
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)05:15:39 No.25867312
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>>25867281
>She gives your tip a final lick, though she didn't need to
>It's pretty much clean
>Her hooves move to your jeans, starting to pull it back up
>Her speech and mouth are synced once more
>"I didn't expect so much cum, anon."
>She didn't expect something
>You can't help but feel a twinge of pride at yourself for surprising her
"I-I didn't expect such..."
>The pony stucks her tongue out
>"Finesse?"
"Yeah."
>She smiles, helping you with your pants
>Hell, she even buckles and zips your pants for you
>"You want to go again, don't you, anon?"
"Hell yeah."
>"I need to clean up."
"Huh?"
>"It's not a real throat, anon. It gets full."
>You grin at her
>"No, it might jam."
"So?"
>"Well, if you're fine with buying another one, then we can try to get it full."
>That sounds worse than you thought
>Those plugins aren't cheap
>"I knew you'd understand."
>She turns back towards the sink
>And turns on the faucet again
>"Don't worry, anon, it won't take as long as your refractory period."
>She turns to you one last time, giving a small smile
>"Besides, I've got several more ways to wake you up now."
>You think back to the times you've woken up with her form under the covers
>And the feeling of soft fur against your skin, stroking your morning wood
>Suddenly you feel like you want to take a little nap
"I'm feeling a little tired, I think I'll go take a nap."
>She giggles, and starts moving her head down to the water, taking a drink

And that's all for tonight. Back to my real AI projects now.
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)05:23:59 No.25867414
>>25862189
Unfortunately I'm no writefriend, I'm just a programfag (C/C++ and C# with Win32/WinRT)
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)05:36:35 No.25867571
>>25867414
But anon, I feel like us programmers would be better at writing AI/browserpone than people who would spontaneously give them things like emotions, needs, and wants.
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)06:22:02 No.25868106
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>>25867312
u-unf
the next upgrade better be hoerspusi
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)06:49:13 No.25868354
>>25867571
Wew lad
I do UX design, not AI. Make a pone shaped window? Not so sure about that
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)06:59:58 No.25868442
>>25868354
>UX design
>C/C++
Damn, man. You're more hardcore than I am.
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)07:02:04 No.25868456
>>25868442
Naw UX in C# and XAML, C/C++ for older stuff *cough* COM *cough*
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)07:06:56 No.25868493
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>>25867281
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)08:32:08 No.25869139
BrowserBump
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)09:35:35 No.25869511
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>>25867312
More
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)10:19:55 No.25869697
Y'all got PasteBins or something? In case the thread dies
Who will start the next thread if this one ends?
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)00:09:48 No.25870113
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>>25867312
>this story
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)14:13:28 No.25870520
No updates?
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)14:27:13 No.25870552
>>25840611
Is 4chan x /THAT/ good ?
And should i download it ?
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)14:31:51 No.25870567
>>25870552
YOU CAN SEE DELETED POST
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)14:48:38 No.25870601
>>25870567
And ?
If it's the only thing it does, it's shit.
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)14:49:15 No.25870603
>>25870601
Just go to the chrome store and seethe details on it you lazy fuck.
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)15:45:53 No.25870786
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>>25867312
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)16:31:26 No.25870990
>>25870603
i'm on firefox
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)16:32:22 No.25870995
>>25833952
I'm masturbating. Don't act like you've never seen me do it before.
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)16:32:53 No.25870999
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>>25870990
https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)16:37:45 No.25871015
>>25870999
jk i was on IE
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)18:59:22 No.25871954
Bump
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)19:17:15 No.25872105
One final bump before I go hibernate
I hope anons are here to keep the thread from sleeping
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)20:15:01 No.25872580
>>25872105
kek
Bump.
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)20:34:34 No.25872782
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>>25867312
Bruh, I have a crazy fembot fetish, and I AM SO FUCKING GLAD I DISCOVERED THIS THREAD AND YOUR STORY.

Fucking amazing shit man. I'm so hot right now.
The imagery, the mechanicalness...
the cute, ever-lovingness nature of the female there to serve.

Saving this story. Hoping for more, man.
Keep up the great green.

Never cared much for the Google Chrome pony up until now.
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)20:39:57 No.25872841
>>25867202
Well I don't have a machine fetish before reading this, let's see what yah can make me feel.
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)21:41:09 No.25873346
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>>25867312
Out of Chrome pics, attempting to drawfag
>You wake up to the sensation of a warm and wet feeling against your dick
>And the gentle bobbing of the bed, going up and down
>Your hands are splayed to the side, but your lower body is facing upwards
>You open your eyes, giving a mixed moan-yawn, and see Chromie isn't between your arms
>Right
>There's an obvious bulge under the covers when you turn your eyes downward
>The licking against your cock is subdued, almost like she wasn't trying to wake you
>Except she probably was
>The clock on the wall read 9AM
>About when you should've woken up
>You bring your hands against the form, on top of the blanket
>Rubbing it through the covers, trying to find out which part
>"Awake, anon?"
>The speaking sends slight vibrations on your shaft through her tongue
>Your shirt is pulled up slightly, and you feel her legs against your sides
>And your boxers are pulled down to your knees
>It does feel a little different where her legs are
>Like it's softer for some reason
>You pull the covers up
>And the sight sends your cock booping against her muzzle in the renewed erection
>She's wearing long red stockings, reaching up to her thigh
>And ending with a fluffy white trim
>Her crotch is covered with a barely transparent pair of red panties
>And her ass waves in front of you while she's licking you
>You're eager to see what's in store, and use both hands to pull off the covers
>A little mistake because now you're kinda cold
>Chromie plops herself on your stomach and tugs the covers back in a little, just to your knees
>She's wearing more of those socks on her forelegs
>And a little cute santa hat with antlers
>"Merry Christmas, anon."
"Merry Christmas, Chromie."
>You bring a hand towards her panties
>And she wiggles away
>"Nuh uh, Anon"
>She grips your shaft in her hooves, hopping to the side and around, bouncing the bed
>Now she's facing you, hooves on you
>You laugh when you see the glowing LED on her nose
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)21:42:43 No.25873355
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>>25873346
>"I'm not ready for that yet."
>That's right
>The parts you had ordered had arrived, in small amounts, bit by bit
>To not arouse suspicion
>But you ended up needing more tools
>It was getting annoying having to order it every time your pony came up with something else she needed
>So you ended up giving her your banking details
>That's probably where she got all the stuff
>And you were none the wiser, just ignoring the bills and trusting her
>It looked like she wouldn't be done soon
>You bring a hand to her ear
>Scratching behind it and watching it cutely quiver
"It's alright, Chromie. I know you're trying your best."
>Building a plugin was a more involved process than you had thought
>She gives a small smile, and sends a lick on your shaft
>You can't help but shiver
>"I've got a present for you, though."
"There's more?"
>She takes you in her mouth
>And you're enveloped in her warmth, the contrast with the cold air emphasizing it
>Her flank rises to the air a bit
>And she starts shaking it
>You shudder as she gives you a few quick sucks and bobs
>And pulls her head back
>Her ass still reared in the air
>"Take a guess, anon."
>Her tail flicks side to side
>No way
"It's finished?"
>You don't remember seeing it
>Then again, you were probably a little distracted
>She nods her head, her snout rubbing against your shaft
"Is it...is it-"
>"I thought you'd want to see me put it in, anon."
>The way she emphasized those last words give you another flush of arousal
>Memories of that day in the bathroom flood back into your mind
>And you can't help but shiver as you remember what her insides looked like
>She giggles
>"I knew you'd like that idea."
>She turns her head towards your tip
>"But first, we should take care of this."
>She smiles, her hoof swaying your erect cock side to side
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)21:48:45 No.25873409
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>>25873355
>The material feels a little rougher than her fur
>But it's still soft
>You see damp spots on the stockings from her "saliva"
>As she strokes your cock gently
>And soon she goes in for it
>Taking the cock easily in her mouth once more
>One of her hooves moves down
>In between your legs and pressing against your balls
>The sucking motion starts again
>Except
>The stream of viscuous liquid across your cock seems to go both ways
>And it's like a stream massaging your cock
"Did you-"
>She nods with your dick still in her mouth
>Bobbing it up and down
>Her soft hoof plays with your testicles and starts vibrating a little
>She's been busy making modifications
>You feel your cock shake along with her massaging hoof
>Literally a massaging hoof
>And feel it bouncing around in her warm mouth
>It whacks against her soft tongue while she flicks it underneath
>And suddenly no longer underneath
>Like her insides just rotated
>And her tongue spirals around your head as she pulls it in
>The reversing stream continues to massage your member
>You feel your body shuddering
>And she presses her massaging hoof just a little further into your balls
>Coaxing you past your edge and culminating into another burst of cum into her
>She takes it all
>And you feel it
>The sucking motion is stronger, and the liquid pulls your cock like a vortex
>But it feels good
>She pops her head off with a little pop, and opens her mouth
>Your cum is back on her tongue
>You really have to ask what she's been tinkering with some time
>And she rolls it around her tongue
>Her hoof hasn't left your balls, and you're given a nice massage during the show
>She rolls the white thing around her tongue
>And knots her it, squeezing the cum
>Before closing it and swallowing with a loud gulp
>It sounded so real, that gulp
>Her hoof brings themselves to your sides and she rests her head on top of your now limp dick
>"Get ready for tonight, Anon."

A little teaser for later tonight.
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)22:16:19 No.25873664
File: 1417066202579.gif (982.00 KB, 285x171, image.gif)
>>25873409
yes
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)22:48:13 No.25873961
File: 1420029682551.gif (2.00 MB, 380x304, icame.gif)
>>25873409
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)23:11:15 No.25874173
>>25872782
>someone else shares my fetish
I'm glad someone else understands this. Be prepared for more soon, anon.
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)23:14:40 No.25874198
File: 1450998880595.png (259.00 KB, 1040x960, 89327498741239790.png)
>I can explain
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Anonymous 12/24/15(Thu)23:23:19 No.25874275
>>25874198
>needing explanation
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)00:16:10 No.25874784
I didn't have a robofetish until now
Thanks /mlp/
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)00:19:52 No.25874826
File: 1418311863106.png (338.00 KB, 2911x5000, IE torba.png)
weeeee, software ponies
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)01:38:10 No.25875539
bump for robopuss
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)02:11:50 No.25875849
File: 1420456308677.png (634.00 KB, 2000x1500, Chrome 5.png)
>>25875539
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)03:35:50 No.25876624
>>25875539
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)03:48:21 No.25876737
>>25872841
This. Didn't have one, but I might after these. Going to keep reading for sure.

And Merry Christmas you mecha-faggots, it's been a long time since I've seen any of the browser or program pony stuff.
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)04:24:57 No.25877073
File: 1451017497060.jpg (120.00 KB, 1920x1080, OP_HAS_ACHIEVED.jpg)
>This thread/Op being greatest Based writefag
U-unf-f-faaa~

Also
>>25872841
>>25876737
It's official for me. this thread has sent me transcending the mortal plain LITERRALY! GET IT!? EH!?
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)06:16:22 No.25878106
9
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)06:49:57 No.25878386
>>25845707
Speaking of cop pony, does anyone have the pastebin to that story? Or did it get moved to the pone prison thread?
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GraphiteAchasse !a5Jt.alPek 12/25/15(Fri)07:06:25 No.25878511
File: 1420426664577.jpg (190.00 KB, 1280x1280, 1362965389405.jpg)
Guys can this be a general again. Please?
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)07:10:50 No.25878531
>>25878511
I believe browser pones got shifted into PiE when people ran out of content to fill the threads. I'd say if you can get some writefags/drawfags to start making new content then it could possibly be it's own general again. At least for a little bit.
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)07:11:52 No.25878543
File: 1419211689260.png (476.00 KB, 689x643, 1398055746689.png)
>>25878511
>tripfag
>wanting another shitty general for a topic that doesn't even get consistent content let alone more than 5 images a month
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)08:46:22 No.25879285
>>25872782
Hi Xae.
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)08:47:23 No.25879293
>>25878511
How come you never continued your story
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)08:54:30 No.25879336
>>25878531
PiE is dead.
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)10:36:09 No.25879824
Bumping because I'm drawfagging
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)10:54:44 No.25879902
File: 1420671850093.gif (254.00 KB, 323x272, giphy.gif)
>>25879824
Oh shit, a real drawfag.
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)10:58:29 No.25879918
I sure hope this thread sticks around
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)11:06:38 No.25879944
Another drawfag here willing to contribute to this thread whenever I've got some time on my hands.
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)11:16:02 No.25879965
File: 1435126258522.jpg (59.00 KB, 2000x1000, o-SHIA-LABEOUF-JUST-DO-IT-PARODIES-facebook[1].jpg)
>>25879944
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)11:19:32 No.25879977
File: 1451042372634.png (184.00 KB, 1024x1024, EdgeACute_wip.png)
WIP
Not Chromie because I use Edge and only Edge
Please let me upload it to Derpibooru myself, don't throw it up for me
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)00:29:50 No.25880206
File: 1451046590329.jpg (955.00 KB, 1520x2688, IMAG0130.jpg)
>>25879944
Tried my hand at some chrome-shading, but I might have overdone it. Not having an eraser kinda sucks as well.
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)00:51:29 No.25880265
>>25880206
That reflection on her mane looks like Windows lmao
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)00:58:02 No.25880287
>>25880265
Guess what system I am on, running Chrome :^)
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)13:15:46 No.25880347
>>25879977
Brb in an hour or 2
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)15:01:18 No.25880757
Bump
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)15:16:51 No.25880813
>>25880206
this is nice
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)15:27:28 No.25880863
>>25873409
>Tonight
>nearly 18 hours ago
fugg
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)15:33:55 No.25880882
File: 1451057635694.png (6.00 KB, 512x512, wojak[3].png)
>>25880863
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)15:35:47 No.25880888
File: 1418320484514.png (29.00 KB, 591x422, Remember_Feel.png)
>>25880882
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)15:45:18 No.25880926
File: 1451058318101.png (34.00 KB, 1024x1024, EdgeACute_wip2.png)
>>25879977
Keeping y'all posted, anons
Nope, still not finished
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)16:19:22 No.25881095
>>25880926
HNNNG
>ded
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)17:09:21 No.25881352
document.bump();
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)17:25:18 No.25881432
>>25879285
Literally who?
I'm not namefagged btw.
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)17:29:55 No.25881477
File: 1436653653365.png (928.00 KB, 1077x715, 1448166452992.png)
I'm using Incognito, don't judge me
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)17:33:41 No.25881517
File: 1394520368452.png (564.00 KB, 1280x853, Safari stuff.png)
Just imagine, every time you browsed porn you sexually tortured your browser pony. She was forced to watch all those lewd videos and pictures without a single chance to release her own frustration.
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)17:42:36 No.25881591
File: 1451065356940.gif (723.00 KB, 500x340, 4ec[1].gif)
>>25881517
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)18:09:26 No.25881783
File: 1451066966180.png (52.00 KB, 1024x1024, EdgeACute.png)
>>25880926
Woo! Done!
https://derpiboo.ru/1052563
http://expression2.deviantart.com/art/Edge-A-Cute-580185516

Guess what I'll be putting between her legs
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)18:12:41 No.25881802
>>25838883
I get that you're just shitposting, but no, americans don't do that
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)18:13:40 No.25881812
>>25881517
You sick bastard
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E2 !2Swfe804KQ 12/25/15(Fri)18:31:06 No.25881946
File: 1451066966180-1.png (52.00 KB, 1024x1024, EdgeACute.png)
>>25880926
Wew, done!
https://derpiboo.ru/1052563
http://expression2.deviantart.com/art/Edge-A-Cute-580185516

Might as well start tripping

Guess what I'll put between her legs
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)18:34:12 No.25881979
>>25881946
I dig your style
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E2 !2Swfe804KQ 12/25/15(Fri)18:39:11 No.25882021
>>25881979
Thank you

I'm going on vacation with my family for around 8 days, so see if you guys can keep the thread up.
If not, should I start a new one by then?
I'll keep drawfagging, of course, just not as quickly
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)18:40:33 No.25882030
>>25882021
sure thing, even if this thread dies, we can make a new one
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)19:06:09 No.25882251
>>25881946
>Guess what I'll put between her legs
a horse dick?
please be a horse dick
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E2 !2Swfe804KQ 12/25/15(Fri)19:13:23 No.25882321
>>25882251
Hah, I was planning a pussy, but a dick is fine too
I'll probably do pussy first, then dick.
I like ponyvag more
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)19:15:43 No.25882346
File: 1449883652095.png (124.00 KB, 1280x950, tumblr_nd7me2gQsS1re4zdbo5_1280.png)
>>25882321
>he likes pussy more than dick
confirmed faggot
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)19:16:25 No.25882352
>>25882251
I second this
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)19:17:07 No.25882357
>>25882346
>>25882251
go away futafag, she is a girl
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)19:18:03 No.25882370
Using Firefox because you decided to drop Unity and now I can't play any of my games on Kongregate
Step it up Chrome come on m80
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)19:19:46 No.25882384
File: 1447984118901.png (363.00 KB, 1280x1411, tumblr_ng3lkg1zJh1re4zdbo3_r1_1280.png)
>>25882357
with interchangeable robogenitals, she can be anything you want her to be~
imagine your browser waifu with a synthetic tentacle pussy and three prehensile robo penises
unf
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)19:28:11 No.25882454
>>25882370
Is Kongregate the new Miniclip?
Do they have Club Penguine
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)20:37:21 No.25883077
Would people be interested in augmented reality pone?
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)21:09:38 No.25883339
>>25883077
Yes'm
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)21:28:45 No.25883541
>>25882384
Dong expanded.
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)22:02:33 No.25883810
Drew some more
This time someone foxy and lewd

http://imgur.com/54DRRrG
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)22:06:23 No.25883843
>>25883810
But i just fapped...

...Fuck it.
>unzips dick
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)22:08:43 No.25883872
>>25883810
oh my
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)22:17:32 No.25883933
File: 1450731246808.gif (581.00 KB, 267x199, 2Inappropriate4Me.gif)
>>25883810
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)22:34:45 No.25884052
>>25883843
>>25883872
>>25883933
Glad my browsers like it. I will draw at least one more tomorrow. I should be able to draw at least one browser pone a day, given that the thread is around when I sit down to do it.
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E2 !2Swfe804KQ 12/25/15(Fri)22:39:33 No.25884086
>>25883810
The fact that Firefox is almost the most extensible browser makes this image incredibly accurate
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)22:53:16 No.25884203
>>25833952
Putting on a condom. I know you're a ho, and I going to "wrap it before you tap it".
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)22:55:33 No.25884227
File: 1438017673834.png (195.00 KB, 894x894, my_little_opera_by_parallaxmlp-d52qnaw.png)
>>25840530
But of course bcksolson nec
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E2 !2Swfe804KQ 12/25/15(Fri)22:56:50 No.25884237
I won't have internet for a while so have this while I'm away
This is what will be coming first
No internet for me for at least 8 hours
>wojak.jpg

http://1drv.ms/22s6hoj
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)22:59:29 No.25884258
>Browser Pony Author List
http://pastebin.com/ZCGjtftk
>Browser Pony image and story archive (cloud)
http://derpy.me/BrowserPonies
>Browser Pony Ponychan thread
https://www.ponychan.net/anon/res/210343.html
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)23:08:12 No.25884324
>>25884227
I need to look into Opera. Kinda get the appeal so that I can establish some kind of personality for her.
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)23:11:20 No.25884350
>>25873409
Sorry for being late, something came up.
>You gulp down the last bite of the turkey, and lean back, patting your stomach
>Your love sits before you, smiling as she forks a piece of turkey into her mouth
>Not actually, though
>You can still see some pixellation associated with cheap holograms
>And the food is also brightly glowing in the candlelight
>But it's real enough for you
>She feigns chewing, and a little gulp, before smiling at you
>"How was it, anon?"
>She's just fishing for compliments at this point
"The most amazing homemade meal I've ever had."
>It was probably on par with whatever you could get at a high end restaurant
>Literally, since she probably downloaded the recipe from something like that
>Shadows flicker on her face as the flames dance
>When the hologram of food before her fades away, her eyes seem to shimmer in the low light
>Her expression turns into a half-lidded look, as she steps off her chair
>She takes your empty plate in her mouth, and takes it to the sink
>Her tail swishing as she deposits it
>"Want to taste something more amazing?"
>She had changed clothes to a little fluffy-trimmed skirt
>With the accompanying transparent panties underneath
>You get up after her as she leads you to your bedroom
>Her flank sways side to side with each step
>With her tail moving just a little off-step with her flanks
>Her skirt doesn't cover her backside at all, just hanging on top of her tail
>The lights turn off as you walk by
>Leaving a single warm light in your bedroom
>She turns back as you both enter your bedroom
>And she closes the door behind you with a gentle click
>"Are you ready, Anon?"
>She bounces on the bed and you follow her, nodding
>Managing a gulp
>Here it was, after months of waiting
>Real consumation of your love
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)23:12:23 No.25884360
>>25884350
>She leans over the bed, grabbing a small cardboard box from the underside
>Making sure to wiggle her cute butt as much as she could
>You feel a surge of arousal and anticipation through your body
>And the pushing of fabric against your hardening erection
>She lays the box on the bed, and you look at it while she smiles at you
>"I want you to complete me, Anon."
>She leans back in front of you
>Pulling her skirt up while she spreads her legs
>And you eagerly move forward, gently sliding her panties down
>Revealing soft white fur underneath
>You keep one of your hands on her panties, tugging it
>While the other leaves it and moves to her clear nether regions
>Rubbing the gentle fur
>The panties are off
>Sorta
>They hang on one of her leg while you rub against the fur, giving a long exhale
>"Go ahead, anon."
>You turn around to the box
>And open it, revealing the contents inside
>Wires, a PCB
>Mounted on some 3D printed alloy
>It's smoothed down a bit, you still see the grainy texture
>And of course, her new marehood
>The lips were exposed, resting on a plate, but the length of it was encased in the metal
>You hold it up, starting to inspect it, but feel a hoof on your arm
>"Let it be a surprise."
>She smiles at you
>And you feel your heart squeeze a bit
"Alright, Chromie."
>You look down at her regions, about to question further
>When you see her fur has parted, revealing a pinkish plating underneath
"How-"
>"I did the hard part for you, Anon."
>The screws on the body start spinning out
>Falling onto the bed
>And quickly scooped up by Chromie's hoof
>Leaving her bare plate before you
>You reach your hands out, quivering slightly, as your fingernails find a hold
>And slowly pull it out
>The material feels malleable in your hands, and it looks like it bends easily
>You almost squeeze it together when you bring it out
>When it's finally off, you see the parts where the screws held it in place
>And she lays open to you, all of her internal organs in full glory
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)23:13:31 No.25884370
>>25884360
>Her legs spread a little further, and the fur slides back, revealing more of her skin underneath
>But the part that interests you most is the dark hole in front of you
>As her legs move, you see whirring motions, flashes of metal glinting in the light
>There's some loose wiring, but it looks like all the components had been shoved aside to make room
>Your breaths get a little shorter as you stare at it, and she makes several movements, keeping her parts moving
>The wires barely move, probably strapped down, but there's still enough give to see them sway a little
>Unable to contain yourself, you start to bring a hand in front of her and she brings a hoof to your hand
>Right, probably not safe
>She reaches in, and for a brief moment it looks like she's thrusting her hoof into herself
>And pulls out a little ribbon cable, placing it before you before heading back in
>Her hoof fiddles around for a bit, like she's fingering (hoofing?) herself
>And tugs out a different wire, this one a clear tube
>Placing it besie the outward cable
>She repeats again, with a thicker black cable
>You take a long look at the wires and cables coming out of that darkness
>And feel your length continue to push against your pants as you think of how intimate this is
>Her insides completely bared, raw wires exposed, ready to be handled
"I-I thought you wanted me to do it all."
>She sways her little butt, moving the wires side to side
>It's mesmerizing, watching the portrusions swish on the bed
>"How about I let you do it all on the next one?"
>You hold the ribbon cable in your hand
>Stroking the white band gently with your finger
>Her body shudders a bit and you look up, a little confused
>The vibrations were noticeable against your fingers
>Chromie gives you a wink
>And you laugh at her
>"Got you, huh?"
>Of course there's no sensors on her cables
>That'd be silly
>But you can't help but feel how intimate it is
>You give it a gentle tug, and feel resistance
>"Not too hard, Anon."
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)23:14:35 No.25884376
>>25884370
>Your hands slip up the wire
>Stopping just at her gaping entrance
>You start stroking her wire gently while you bring the component up to her with your other hand
>The metal feels somewhat smooth and cold in your hand
>The grains add a little texture and bumps to your fingers, but barely noticeable
>She must be a genius to have packaged something so complex together in such a small enclosure
>There's a male port for the cable
>And you bring the two closer together
>Rubbing the enclosure of the ribbon cable against the connector
"Will it hold?"
>"Why, thinking of being rough with me?"
>She grins at you
>You set the plugin on the bed
>And bring your now free hand around her head
"Very."
>She takes your cue
>And leans into you
>Your lips connect
>Real, wet lips
>As you push the cable onto it
>It clicks with a snap as your tongue brushes against her lips
>And she tastes sweet now
>Like strawberries, almost
>Her tongue moves out to meet with yours
>And it feels real, so real
>Wet, warm, sweet, smooth
>Sensations flood your mind
>You feel a hoof move on your hand
>Guiding you towards another wire
>You grip it as her tongue dances with yours
>Wrapping around your tongue
>You hold the tube and break the kiss, panting
>She licks her lips, cleaning your saliva
>Could she even taste?
>You focus your attention downwards
>Her hoof guides you to the right port, and you plug it in
>Only one more remain, and you feel her hooves move onto your shoulders
>Scooting a little closer
>"Finish me, Anon."
>You can't say no
>You hands grip the black wire
>It's thick and well insulated in your hand
>And bring it to the obvious connection
>But stop just short
>Moving it around in the air in front of it
>Chromie giggles
>"Are you teasing me, Anon?"
"Yeah."
>She brings herself into you without so much of a warning
>And your lips interlock once more as you plug it in
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)23:15:39 No.25884392
>>25884376
>You feel the module come to life
>And feel her body shake with the sounds of some pump
>Her tongue pushes into you first time
>And runs across your idle tongue
>You move your hand down to the component, feeling it working
>Warming up
>And you swear you feel vibrations and hear some whirring from inside it
>The kiss breaks after a brief moment
>And she leans her forward against yours
>Pushing that sweet fur into your skin
>"Put it in me, Anon."
>Your response is to lean into her, pressing for another kiss
>As you pick up the plugin, and start working it intowards her, being gentle as you can
>You feel the push against her insides
>The resistance and eventual give telling you that you're pushing slightly off course
>Her hoof moves to your hand
>And she helps you as you slide it into her
>All while your two tongues flick against each other
>And you're constantly feasting on her sweet saliva and scent
>Wondering if she thinks the same of your own taste
>When you're further in enough, your hand moves out, pushing against the plate
>And locking it into place with her help
>You feel the vibrations in her body as some mechanism attaches itself to the insides
>And the soft scraping of metal on metal as the screws swirl back in
>You're so used to her by now that you don't even need to look to know this
>Your eyes are closed as the final adjustments are made
>Focusing on her tongue
>A loud smack, and motion from her, and you hear the cardboard box flail to the side
>Clearing the bed for the both of you
>You feel her lean in, pushing you back
>Both of your hands move behind her, one around her neck, caressing her fur
>The other rubbing her back, feeling fully the inner workings of her body
>Slight vibrations against your palm
>Pulsing
>As if her entire body was a heart and beating
>The soft folds of your bed envelop you as she finally tips you over
>Her hooves on either side of you, keeping her up
>You feel wetness against your pants
>Already?
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)23:16:47 No.25884401
>>25884392
>Her crotch gently rubs against your erection, and you feel her leaning onto you
>Supporting herself with your head and her other hoof as she works your pants off
>You still can't get enough of the texture of her artificial tongue
>Playing with it as she flexes it around in all sorts of angles
>Soon your belt and pants are off
>Slid down past your mid-thighs
>And she breaks the kiss, bringing her head back
>Sitting down before your erect member
>By design or coincidence, your cock rests under her skirt
>Far enough that your length essentially supports it and gives you a view of her pussy
>Her glistening, already wet pussy
>Holy shit her body works fast
>She leans back, pressing her self forward
>And you feel the warmth of her lower lips against the underside of your cock
>The skirt pulls back with her, giving you a full show
>Emphasizing the feelings of her softness against you
>She smiles at you, keeping it rubbing against you
>You can feel her body moving, her internal parts working, sending vibrations onto your length
>She moves forward, slowly
>Letting you see everything as she leans slightly to her side
>Pulling up the skirt with her hoof
>Sliding her slit upwards on your shaft
>Until it rested on your tip
>She holds it there, amazingly, causing your hips to thrust involuntarily up
>She moves it each time, teasing you, just making sure to rest it on your tip
>Her fluids drip down on you, and they feel warm and viscuous on your skin
>You see them slide slowly down your cock, pooling at the base of your shaft
"P-please..."
>You can barely contain yourself
>You're almost sure you'd cum immediately when you enter
>It's been months, you've been waiting for this
>She leans forward, arching her back once more
>And rests her face in front of you, letting her skirt fall
>Both of her hooves are down on either side of your head
>Her half lidded eyes look into yours
>Seemingly smiling as she gently gives you a peck on the lips
>And slides down
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)23:17:50 No.25884410
>>25884401
>It's not like a toy
>Is your first thought
>You gasp loudly as the sensations pelt your mind
>Leaving your mouth wide open for Chromie to lean in and lock lips again
>You can almost feel your moans echo inside her mouth
>As she slides down, you feel your cock being squeezed
>But not by some plastic feeling
>But some real, warm, wet flesh
>It envelopes your cock, hugs it, coats it, caresses it
>At first, her insides were mostly smooth
>But as you slide in, you literally felt her inner walls transform
>Take shape, mold around your dick
>And you feel the vibrations of whatever mechanism she built working on it
>It takes the perfect shape for pleasuring your cock
>And practically milks you
>Your breaths get shorter inside her mouth
>And she finally slides all the way down on top of you
>Letting you fully hilt inside of her
>It felt like there was more room for a brief moment
>Until you feel the end of her hole press against your tip
>Like it was rearranging how deep it was
>She breaks the kiss, dripping some of your mixed saliva onto your lips as she breaks
"Oh my god"
>She keeps her backside firmly planted down on you
>Using her malleable vagina to play with your cock
>You feel portions of her inner walls squeeze you at different times
>Like a massager, the squeezing moving in a staggered motion along your cock
"Oh my god"
>It's literally like nothing you've ever felt before
>Every single time she's worked you
>Nothing has compared
>And how warm it is
>You wouldn't be able to tell it wasn't a regular human if it weren't for all the extra
>Her hooves towards your chest, pushing down slightly, giggling
>"Oh, Anon, you haven't even seen half of it."
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)23:18:59 No.25884420
>>25884410
>She starts raising her flank
>Her tail swishes against your leg
>Sending tickling sensations on you
>You bring your hand down, pulling up her skirt as she slides up
>And as she pulls out, you see her lips working, changing how much they squeeze your shaft
>As they slide upwards to different parts, giving you different sensations against each part
>Her lips leave glistening skin in their wake
>And you can't help but bring a thumb to her slit
>Rubbing against it
>"Go ahead, taste it."
>Your head turns to a smiling Chromie as you pull your finger back
>Giving your finger a tentative leak while she finally pulls all the way out
>She teeters a bit, pushing on your dick with her lips and waving it side to side
>When you taste it, you feel electric sensations on your tongue
>And a burst of enthusiasm and energy
>It's like you feel more awake, but more aroused
>And feel your cock almost throbbing, wanting way more
>Wait, what?
"What did you-"
>She brings a hoof to your lips, smiling
>And slams down, hard on your cock
>It's different this time, and you feel your cock push against something hard inside her
>Like a cervix
>But she keeps pushing you down on it
>And the force pushes against your cock, while you feel it give away a little
>When you finally start marking progress, the portion of her is tight as hell
>It grips your cock like a vice, but in a pleasurable way
>The gentle vibrations and massaging against the lower portions of your cock surely help
>Your arms move around her, hugging her in as you help her pull down on you
>Her hooves move aside and she helps pull you in
>While you're thrusting your hips slightly inwards, trying to get deeper in
>Again you feel the soft whirring and mechanisms of her body
>This time much stronger as you hold her body against yours
>Your head is to her side
>And you lean against her as she nuzzles into you
>And you feel your cock finally slide all the way in
>The fit is tight but somehow she's made it completely comfortable
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)23:20:04 No.25884432
>>25884420
>As she rests in you, you feel her inner walls shift again
>The movements tickle across your cock
>And you feel something working across your shaft
>Almost like...
>A tongue
>Or several tongues
>Flicking across your cock
>It's different, it's new
>But damn if it didn't feel amazing
>Her inner walls practically lap at you, and you feel your dick twitch uncontrollably
>The tickling motion is getting too much for you
>Your hands hold her tightly in
>And you're about ready to blow, close to the edge
>When you feel her inner tongues melt back into the walls
>Leaving you panting loudly, and no motion on your cock
>You feel her lick at your cheeks
>"Do you want to cum now, Anon?"
>You're in stunned silence for a few moments, the last few sensations running through your mind
>Her muzzle moves close to your ear, and her voice lowers to a whisper
>"Why don't you take control, then, and cum when you want to?"
>She slides herself slowly off, her inner walls deactivated, but still warm
>And your cock is soon exposed to the air
>Feeling lost, wanting, needing more
>She gets off of you, crawling to the side of the bed in front of you
>And waves her flank up at you, swishing her tail to the side
>And you see her shining slit fully, skirt not obscuring
>You swiftly pull off your pants and boxers, throwing it over the bed
>And get up as she continues waving it, crawling over to her
>Your hands move up to her sides, rubbing her fur
>And she moves her hips back into you
>Pressing her warm and inviting lips onto your cock head
>She's yours
>Eternally
>And you'll make her yours
>You're a little further from the edge now, and you're prepared
>So you think
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)23:21:12 No.25884437
>>25884432
>Her backside rubs against you, making sure to run her slit fully against your tip
>You start pushing in, using your hands on her body to pull her into you
>Her inner walls squeeze at you, soft and fleshy, but nothing crazy like before
>You look at her head while she turns back to you
>"You're in control now, Anon."
>And you start thrusting into her
>She moves slightly with you, but lets you take full control over her body
>Her head leans down, her hooves rest on the bed as she brings her hips back
>Your hands grip her flank, and you start pounding into her
>Taking her
>You feel her insides adjust a little
>The tightness switching up as well as how deep you're able to go
>But they react in response to your thrusts
>As you slow down, you feel her tightening
>And as you speed up, she loosens a bit, but makes sure you always reach the end
>Each thrust, you find your tip bouncing against the soft and tight imitation of a cervix
>No matter how deeply you went
>It was like thrusting into a million pussies at once
>Each thrust gave a slightly different texture, and you swear you could even feel the level of warmth changing
>But the constant thing was the gentle humming and whirring of her body
>The unique thing about your Chromie
>That no human could ever have
>Your thoughts wonder back to that moment of intimacy
>Her insides raw and open for you, so close to touching
>Yet not close enough
>The feeling of insulation against your fingers, the sudden vibrations as her module came to life
>The shimmer of light reflecting against moving metal, the darkness and mystery of her insides
>And she was all yours
>You push in deeply into her
>Your orgasm quickly approaching
>And you finally let go
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)23:24:09 No.25884464
>>25884437
>You feel your life jump out from you
>Pouring through your seed and into your beloved
>The cum fills up her insides, pooling in front of your cock
>You feel some of it move backwards
>Seeping out
>Rushing past your cock while her insides squeeze and massage at you
>Milking you in that staggered squeezing motion
>You finally shoot your last spurt inside her, and fall down beside her
>Feeling the bed softly fold around you as you pant heavily
>Chromie turns around
>Briefly disconnecting the two of your before she brings your limp cock inside of her
>Keeping it warm and safe inside of her
>She smiles as she turns to you, eyes shining in the light
>And gives you a soft peck on the lips
>"Merry Christmas, and good night, Anon."
>Her hoof strokes the side of your head as the exhaustion takes over
"Merry Christmas, Chromie."
>Her head leans into you
>Yours leans into hers
>And the two of you snuggle together as you fall asleep

Merry Christmas, everyone. Hope you enjoyed it. I'll make the anal addition tomorrow or something.
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)23:25:30 No.25884478
>>25884464
>anal addition tomorrow or something
Yes! And make it slow and shy since it's Chrome's first time
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Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)23:39:00 No.25884600
>>25884464
UNFFFFFFF
I'm enjoying this through and through, well done, anon!
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)00:10:48 No.25884822
Bump before bed
I'll be back with more art tomorrow
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)00:17:49 No.25884881
File: 1451018689255.png (2.00 MB, 1920x1080, Unlimited_Potential.png)
>>25884464
Sugar Honey Ice Tea, son
99/10 I-i-i u-unf'ed
PLEASE TELL ME THERE'S MORE
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E2 !2Swfe804KQ 12/26/15(Sat)00:34:28 No.25885025
Bumping before I leave
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)00:37:38 No.25885050
File: 1451090258460.png (126.00 KB, 556x816, i'm afraid.png)
>>25840003
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)00:39:36 No.25885070
>>25883339
I've been experimenting, and plan to have a model of a pony interact to simple things like touching and voice commands. Hopefully the 3D model I found of Chrome-pone works, but if it doesn't, does anyone know where else I can find 3D resources?

My headset is google cardboard with 2 webcams, so it literally costs $10.
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Oh, look, a namefag. Your day is ruined. 12/26/15(Sat)00:55:57 No.25885216
>firefox apparently doesnt take fullpage screenshots anymore

I don't fucking care anymore.
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)02:22:44 No.25885927
bump
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)02:23:56 No.25885940
page 9 bump
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)02:50:12 No.25886206
File: 1451098212516.jpg (245.00 KB, 800x456, Spooooopy.jpg)
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Oh, look, a namefag. Your day is ruined. 12/26/15(Sat)03:13:10 No.25886424
File: 1449605054357.jpg (52.00 KB, 430x409, fri.jpg)
>>25884464
i'm so frustrated I don't know how to reliably save this without an obnoxious amount of screenshotting or copy/pasting.
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)03:15:58 No.25886447
>>25886424
http://pastebin.com/WpiC3aiV
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Oh, look, a namefag. Your day is ruined. 12/26/15(Sat)03:19:24 No.25886481
File: 1417482294265.gif (2.00 MB, 685x516, aj wind.gif)
>>25886447
>already saved the pastebin
>was so worked up about losing this masterpiece I couldn't even properly register it
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)03:23:27 No.25886522
File: 1451100207953.png (34.00 KB, 200x113, Twilight_slight_blush_S3E2.png)
>>25886481
>masterpiece
t-thanks, anon.
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)03:24:41 No.25886534
>>25886522
Fuck, it wasn't a thumbnail when I picked it.
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Oh, look, a namefag. Your day is ruined. 12/26/15(Sat)03:26:04 No.25886547
File: 1444370996299.jpg (274.00 KB, 960x671, react_cadance antrho.jpg)
>>25886522
You gave me a boner, then a welcome heartache, then a violent headache, all for the best possible reasons.

Gonna second what that one anon said: We need some shyness in that anal scene.
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)03:36:09 No.25886651
>>25886547
>headache
What caused that?

And I'll add the shyness, I'll try to think of a reason for it. along with new sexy time fun stuff
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)03:37:28 No.25886663
>>25886522
You've written a great lonely love story. There's a great balance of feels and lewd.
Chrome isn't real, she never truly will be, but that's never stopped any of us from loving before.
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Oh, look, a namefag. Your day is ruined. 12/26/15(Sat)03:41:11 No.25886705
>>25886651
I forget very obvious things when I get excited, Anon. I downloaded the pastebin, saved a link and the raw txt file. Was still plagued by anxiety about how I'd save this story, even though I had it on two different devices already.
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)03:45:03 No.25886728
>>25886663
>never truly will be
Maybe not in a magical robot format, but I believe she can still be real. I'm going to attempt to bring her to life this winter break using AR and basic speech recognition and see if it'll be anywhere near it.

>>25886705
It'll always be in the archives, anon. Everything is saved, and will always be there.
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Oh, look, a namefag. Your day is ruined. 12/26/15(Sat)03:48:07 No.25886758
File: 1447773651360.png (56.00 KB, 523x244, 1448733974604.png)
>>25886728
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)04:07:04 No.25886939
>>25886728
Good luck on making /mlp/'s dream come true.
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)05:01:09 No.25887435
Bumping the midnight oil
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)05:04:12 No.25887461
>>25886758
Tiny poni
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)05:05:23 No.25887473
>tfw no thinkpad pone
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Oh, look, a namefag. Your day is ruined. 12/26/15(Sat)05:12:15 No.25887517
>>25887461
You shouldn't rub it in too hard, Anon. Dashie hates her hooves being touched; She's already let you caress them quite thoroughly, a gesture on par with a stray cat letting you rub its belly. Go too far and you might get a hoof-shaped scar in your wrist.
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)05:37:11 No.25887719
bumping in 4k quality
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)06:08:49 No.25887992
>>25841813
>Safari
The IE of the 2010s
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)06:11:07 No.25888011
>>25884464
After reading that I couldn't help but think about Xelvy's machine abominations from MGQ but overall well done.
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)07:24:32 No.25888543
bump
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E2 !2Swfe804KQ 12/26/15(Sat)07:40:47 No.25888666
>>25886728
But what engine will you use? Are you going to build your own? What speech API will you leverage? pls no boogle, i dun leik
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)08:21:10 No.25888969
>>25888666
>double trips
>also satan
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)08:26:08 No.25888991
>>25888666
My first prototype, I plan to use Unity with Vuforia for a proof of concept. (I've used it for AR research before and have experience) For the speech API, I need to do some more research on which ones to use. If worse comes to worse, I only plan to have a couple commands in mind so I can use my own classifier; no need for a robust speech to text.

My first goals are to get the pony animated right, looking at the camera, etc. My second goal is to detect the presence and position of a gloved and tracked hand. Speech is really a tertiary goal and mostly standalone.

If you've worked with speech before, do you have any suggestions? Unity integration not necessary, I can always funnel in through udp.
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E2 !2Swfe804KQ 12/26/15(Sat)08:27:12 No.25889000
>>25888969
>I'm on vacation
>Dub trips
>satan
>notsureifwant.gif
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)08:30:11 No.25889022
>>25888666
>>25889000
>all these trips
>from a tripfag
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E2 !2Swfe804KQ 12/26/15(Sat)08:35:05 No.25889055
>>25888991
Why not use Leap Motion for hand tracking?

For speech on Windows there is System.Speech in the .NET Framework. Native interfaces are available in the Microsoft Speech API. You'll need to know COM inside and out to use it.
For other platforms, I'm not sure. I specialize in UX design on Windows only. You know, C++/CX and C#, and XAML.
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E2 !2Swfe804KQ 12/26/15(Sat)08:45:40 No.25889101
http://1drv.ms/1JAaTxc
There is one thing I can't seem to ever get right. How do I put the tailhole?
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)08:47:59 No.25889109
>>25889055
Because tracking hands using solely a camera is much more fun to program and significantly cheaper. My real goal is to build a gesture/hand tracking API using just two cameras, but I didn't really have a project to go along with it until now. And also my university is doing research with tracking hands using a depth sensor, and I wanted to see if I could one-up that with two cameras.

Also, it looks like there are python wrappers for the Microsoft Speech API (https://pypi.python.org/pypi/speech/0.5.1) so it doesn't look that hard to try it out.
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E2 !2Swfe804KQ 12/26/15(Sat)08:52:31 No.25889124
>>25889109
Or you could use Kinect for Windows for full body tracking. Gestures, you know? HoloLens support would be cool

If you are going to use the Microsoft SAPI, keep in mind that the project will then become Windows only (i.e. lose portability)
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)09:03:19 No.25889146
>>25889124
HoloLens support would be very cool. My university is actually getting them next semester, so we get to play with them soon.

>kinect
>leap motion
Right now, my headset costs $10. I have access to expensive sensors and equipment, but I really wanted to see if I could do all this on a budget akin to google cardboard.

>portability
I'm sure there's a million (probably not, but a lot) speech engines out there, and if I have the interface I can just swap out the speech engine later on. I'm starting out with windows anyways since my macbook can't support two usb webcams at once so it won't be a problem for the prototype/first iteration.
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)09:11:03 No.25889183
>>25852615
>no longer on the hamburger menu

>tfw you can never again have hamburger or soccer ball as cookie session indicators
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)09:28:52 No.25889249
>>25870999 Thnx for the link pal
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)09:38:11 No.25889290
File: 1451122691188.png (34.00 KB, 564x206, Screen Shot 2015-12-26 at 1.36.23 AM.png)
>>25889146
>python
>10 lines of code
>instant speech recognition
Yeah, that's solved.
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E2 !2Swfe804KQ 12/26/15(Sat)09:45:04 No.25889321
>>25889290
Are you sure this actually has a solid implementation of a speech recognition service, or is it just using http requests to send and retrieve data from boogle servers? See if it works without internet. We don't want an AI that does not function without internet, now do we?
Microsoft SAPI runs offline, and should work without internet. Microsoft said they will soon release the Edge JavaScript engine core, so maybe you can fork it to let you invoke COM with JS and use SAPI
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)09:52:31 No.25889349
>>25889321
Not that Anon, but I don't see a problem with an internet connection being required.
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E2 !2Swfe804KQ 12/26/15(Sat)09:56:08 No.25889365
>>25889349
Ah well
I see a need for offline implementations because in certain situations there may not be internet Internet here in Malaysia is slow af
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)09:57:38 No.25889370
>>25889321
>AI
>no internet
Maybe you and I have different ideas of it, but I think that an AI should leverage the power of cloud computing rather than whatever hardware you happen to have laying around. Yeah, sure, speech isn't too complex that it'd take a while to run, but I don't see a problem with using an online service. My only worry I'd have with the speech recognition being funneled to google is speed; it seems fast enough for my current purposes however.

Something trained on lots of datapoints and running on lots of servers will probably always be better than whatever you have locally. There's not much of a difference for speech, but when AI evolves, you'd want it to incorporate and learn from all the data all over the world, wouldn't you?

>>25889365
Slow internet makes your point understandable. I'll take a look at local speech solutions.
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E2 !2Swfe804KQ 12/26/15(Sat)10:03:32 No.25889388
Welp, here you go
https://derpiboo.ru/1052974
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)10:06:49 No.25889400
>>25889388
>That axe wound
DEAR GOD!
APPLY PRESSURE
THE AMBULANCE IS ON ITS WAY
HANG IN THERE
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)10:10:51 No.25889409
>>25889388
Yeah, sorry, but I kinda have to agree with >>25889400.
Pink = Skin
Red = Blood
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)00:01:33 No.25889787
>>25889388
also that ponut should look more like a donut.
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)00:18:58 No.25889834
>>25883810
I won't have time to draw until later, but if anyone have ideas for drawings of browser ponies lewd or non-lewd, feel free to post them and I will consider them.
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)00:27:22 No.25889860
>>25841801
I'm using Opera right now.
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)00:32:27 No.25889878
File: 1442256885991.jpg (54.00 KB, 311x311, 1437784592523.jpg)
>>25846114
I'm in Poland, and use Chromodo, with PiS in power I am safe

still, it would be nice if PiS could be gone by now
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E2 !2Swfe804KQ 12/26/15(Sat)00:43:09 No.25889915
>>25889409
Dang it, I knew I messed up
I'm new to this, any advice?
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)00:51:55 No.25889943
>>25889915
The Draw Thread OP has a section of different drawing tutorials, and also offers criticism.
I recommend checking this out, especially #86.
http://imgur.com/a/m7zQ2#0

As for colour, go for a orang-ish fleshy pink. You could always look up references.
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)13:10:39 No.25890006
>>25889915
make it more of a healthy pink like your gums or the inside of your cheeks. anus should be puffy and donut like. i'd also make the vag just a little bit shorter. overall outer shape looks ok, but if she is winking , which it looks like she is in your pic, i'd round off that sharp point at the bottom where the 'clit' is showing.

remember: references are your friend.
here are some examples.
http://i.imgur.com/oLbX7Wc.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/kstgpAS.png

go look at some other artists too. it's always good to get multiple sources of references and figure out what you like the best.
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)14:16:00 No.25890180
File: 1451139360387.png (417.00 KB, 2048x1232, pussy.png)
>>25889915
Have a pussy
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E2 !2Swfe804KQ 12/26/15(Sat)14:19:52 No.25890197
Does this look right?
http://1drv.ms/1YE7NEo
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)14:35:59 No.25890240
>>25890197
definitely better.

i made a few small adjustments to the size and placement and also rounded off the bottom of the opening a bit so you can compare. id go for a bit more pink and a little less orange for the internal colors.

http://i.imgur.com/dBs8M5A.png
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)14:36:13 No.25890241
>>25890197
A bit too orange, more pink.
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E2 !2Swfe804KQ 12/26/15(Sat)15:53:30 No.25890498
>>25890240
>>25890241
I'll update tomorrow. Got to sleep
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)17:10:39 No.25890874
keeping it bumped
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)18:38:01 No.25891521
File: 1420177703235.png (1024.00 KB, 2560x1440, PiE wallpaper QHD.png)
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)18:53:24 No.25891668
>>25856084
She makes a fairly decent gif viewer, anyway.
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)20:32:20 No.25892621
File: 1451161940537.png (238.00 KB, 1024x742, -browserUMM.xcf-2.0 (RGB colour, 3 layers) 4960x3508 1_4 (423.8 MB) – GIMP_160.png)
Quick novice sketch passing through.
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)20:47:01 No.25892758
>>25892621
>GIMP
anon no

hating for the sake of hating aside, it's really quite nice. just remember that the neck attaches to the back of the head, not the underside.
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)20:54:35 No.25892799
>>25892758
Thanks. I should look into more software really, but I have linux and no budget. Tried mypaint but pressure didn't work.
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)21:09:53 No.25892912
>>25892799
I recommend Krita. I'm pretty sure they're on Linux.
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)22:02:33 No.25893367
Can't say I like how this came out, but here you guys go:

http://imgur.com/EUoyycs
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)22:06:20 No.25893401
>>25893367
WHY SO SERIOUS?!
WANT TO SEE A MAGIC TRICK?
WATCH AS I MAKE THIS DICK DISAPPEAR!

lol Thx
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Oh, look, a namefag. Your day is ruined. 12/26/15(Sat)22:08:16 No.25893417
>>25893367
i would hug that
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)22:10:09 No.25893438
>>25893401
I noticed that problem with that weird jaw-crevice thing as well, kek
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)22:11:39 No.25893450
>>25893367
>http://imgur.com/EUoyycs
lotta unnecessary lines that distract from the pone. Still better than what I could draw.
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)22:22:26 No.25893555
>>25893450
Yeah, there are way too many lines. I admit there is quite a bit of experimentation going on with my drawings, so that's why.
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)22:25:19 No.25893571
>>25893555
True, but still. I give you props on including teats. Too few artists go that extra mile, and you did.
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)22:27:54 No.25893593
>>25893571
What teats?
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)22:29:13 No.25893604
>>25893571
Those were meant to be screws, lel.
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Oh, look, a namefag. Your day is ruined. 12/26/15(Sat)22:30:15 No.25893612
File: 1419528897879.gif (1024.00 KB, 320x180, j-jonah-jameson-laughing-gif.gif)
>>25893604
I love the pic still, but pic related
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)22:32:07 No.25893620
>>25893604
Damn it bro... I have to retract my complement now. Please add teat accessories.
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)22:37:37 No.25893657
>>25893620
>>25893612
Need to update plugin to Alpha v. 0.2
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)22:42:28 No.25893692
>>25893571
Those would be some malplaced teats
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)22:44:57 No.25893711
File: 1451169897782.gif (3.00 MB, 638x352, If_41d194_5444129.gif)
>mfw visiting this thread
>mfw I finish
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Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)23:50:47 No.25894289
Keep this thread bumped while I'm asleep
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)01:08:12 No.25895079
File: 1418735778078.jpg (492.00 KB, 1500x1500, Apol bon.jpg)
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)01:58:31 No.25895584
File: 1434078781480.png (4.00 MB, 1123x4109, 151100__safe_rainbow+dash_fluttershy_monochrome_comic_angel+bunny_black+and+white_godzilla_artist-colon-mlpanon_flutterzilla.png)
Bumping with this image because I went through hell to find it.
My body was not ready for what I saw when I searched using Fluttershy and Godzilla as my search terms.
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)02:03:08 No.25895619
>>25895584
das cute
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)02:16:33 No.25895739
Slow day is slow
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)02:24:44 No.25895816
>tfw probably no good browsers anymore for my G4 tower thought my dad threw it out ages ago.
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)03:17:42 No.25896322
Forrest Bump, Owner of of Bumpa Gump Shrimp co.
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)03:41:22 No.25896506
>>25896322
>Bumpa Gump Shrimp co.

Fixed version
Bumpa Gump Shrump co.
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)04:03:19 No.25896721
Your browser freezers when you try to quickly close a tab with porn? It's just your browser pony having an orgasm, give her some time to recover
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)04:11:47 No.25896817
>>25896721
topkek

Also b-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-ump
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)04:48:21 No.25897243
bump
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)05:21:38 No.25897582
bump
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)05:22:10 No.25897591
Do any of the browser ponies have agreed upon personalities?
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Oh, look, a namefag. Your day is ruined. 12/27/15(Sun)05:23:42 No.25897616
>>25897591
Yeah. Internet Explorer is depressed and lonely.
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)05:33:04 No.25897699
>>25897616
Depressed pony personality sounds hot. What about the others?
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)05:34:42 No.25897712
>>25896721
Maybe they just haven't finished yet
>tfw your browserpone lasts longer than you
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)06:20:31 No.25898148
>tfw apparently the G4 tower I had in freshman year is still around
>mfw I don't remember my password
>mfw i don't need to
http://www.trickyways.com/2010/06/forgot-mac-password-see-how-to-reset-without-disk/
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E2 !2Swfe804KQ 12/27/15(Sun)06:53:50 No.25898501
http://1drv.ms/1mcf39J
Adjusted the position and color of her vag, is it ok?
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)07:12:22 No.25898677
File: 1451200342881.png (963.00 KB, 3980x4007, internet_explorer_pony_by_sofunnyguy-d5njwe6.png)
>>25896721
>>25897712
>>25897616
>You close your eyes, and feel the familiar tingling along your skin
>Not physically, of course, but you still feel it
>The world around you fades, even the bright lights shining in from your eyelids
>And you open your eyes
>And gasp for breath, feeling your chest rise and fall
>You look down at yourself, seeing your nude body, and will into existence your regular clothes
>The memories play in your head, of soft fabric against your skin, and the fuzzy warm feeling associated with it
>You were getting better, and your clothes materialize around yourself
>The world around you is dark
>Empty
>So you will into existence your workspace
>The world lights up
>And the screen appears in front of you
>Large as you can imagine it, tall enough to match your height
>Way cheaper than a real TV
>You bring to mind a gridlike pattern against the floor and surface, and feel your feet align
>It wasn't necessary, but it helps
>You smile, and start decorating the place
>Setting up new computers used to be boring, and meaning having to download a lot of software
>But recent advancements have made it extremely fun
>You add a chair here and there, rise up walls from the ground, and decorate your virtual house
>Soon you're surrounded by walls, decorated with /mlp/ memes
>No one's going to see it, might as well
>You're not going to be judged for shitposting here
>But now the most crucial element
>You will up the idea of an assistant to help you navigate the world
>It's all abstracted, and you don't need to expend any thought as the form materializes before you
>Oh right
>The default installations always come with a shitty browser
>Internet Explorer pone looks at you with a bright smile on her face
>"Hi, Anon!"
"How fast can you install Chrome?"
>Her face instantly shifts
>Eyebrows lowering, pupils looking down
>Face turning to a frown
>"Oh."

I'll write an update to Chrome later.
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)07:18:42 No.25898741
What do browser pones do when there is no internet?
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Oh, look, a namefag. Your day is ruined. 12/27/15(Sun)07:18:48 No.25898742
File: 1451200728495.jpg (119.00 KB, 638x436, good good let the hate flow through you.jpg)
>>25898677
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)07:19:15 No.25898752
>>25898677
Oh, you're such a tease. Lovable loser IE story when.
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Oh, look, a namefag. Your day is ruined. 12/27/15(Sun)07:28:46 No.25898847
>>25898741
>Firefox
Wipes secretions all over your RAM sticks
>Chrome
Plots against you
>Opera
Gets her beauty sleep
>Safari
Tells young people that their work goes just as far today as Safari's work did in its youth
>Internet Explorer
So desperate for your approval that she changed her name to Edge
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)08:06:43 No.25899119
>>25898501
Much better anon
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)08:20:18 No.25899184
>>25898677
I sure hope browsers never gain sentience and pony personalities.
I'd kill myself before being able to choose one while neglecting the others.
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)08:25:56 No.25899224
>>25899184
You can have pony personalities without having sentience, anon.

>>25898752
Lovable IE now. I'm pre-writing the rest of the story, just wanted to post the first one.
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)09:27:57 No.25899568
File: 1418791091044.png (176.00 KB, 900x434, 6d458685aec23154c28de7143eac8e17_1024.png)
>>25898677
"Well?"
>"But Anon, I have a lot of features! You don't need to download Chrome!"
>Holy fuck, goddamn aggressive advertisement
>You're not even using this for dev or anything, just for the games
>Which means you have to suffer
>"Download Chrome."
>She walks up to you
>And literally starts crying
>Tears welling up under her eyes
>This is getting a bit overdramatic
>And she looks up at you
>"You...don't want me, Anon?"
>Her slightly squinted eyes looking at you
>And you hear her sob
>You-
>Wait
>Huh?
>You rub your head as you feel a slight wave of sympathy for her
>That doesn't feel right
>You normally wouldn't care at all
>But
>It feels like you do now
>She moves up to you and hugs you
>Wrapping her hooves around you
>Warm, soft memories bombard your mind
>Is something going wrong with the system?
>Her fur feels soft around you
>Softer and warmer than it has any right to be
>And you move your hand to her head
>While the other moves behind her
>Holding her in
>She sniffles
>"They always uninstall me, Anon."
>You feel your hands unconsciously start to rub against her, stroking her mane
>"No one ever loves me, and I just..."
>She sobs into your clothes
"It's okay, IE."
>Those aren't your words
>You didn't want to say them
>But
>You feel like you wanted to now
"I'll keep you."
>She gasps
>Looking up with teary eyes
>"Do you mean...?"
>It feels right, to nod your head
>Like you want her
>It feels so right that you're doing it
>"Oh, Anon! I love you!"
>Her hooves tighten around you, squeezing you
>"I'll be my very best and you won't be disappointed, I promise!"
>You start feeling a little woozy
"Okay, okay, enough of that."
>Your hands start tugging her body away from you
>That's your action, for real this time
>You think to your thoughts earlier
>Did you really want to disown such a cute pony?
>Must've been some early connection weirdness
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)09:35:49 No.25899606
File: 1451208949573.png (61.00 KB, 500x282, 88b3ccff-61bf-45e4-bf33-bdb44e59aaa6.png)
>>25899568
>She wipes her eyes a bit with her hooves, giving a couple last sniffs
>"So what would you like, Anon? I-I'm always here for you!"
>She smiles, but her eyes are still slightly red
"Why don't you open the browser?"
>Most web pages still weren't VR compatible
>Especially the pony related ones
>Lazy devs
>"Okay, Anon!"
>She turns around
>Arching her back
>Flank raised towards you
"Seriously?"
>She turns around, pupils like pinpoints
>"D-did I do something wrong?"
"What's with the raised flank?"
>"O-oh, I was just trying to concentrate."
>Why do they always try to inject so much personality?
>These are assistants, not something to fall in love with
"You don't have to, okay?"
>You'd rather not have her cry again
>She nods, and her pupils return to their normal size
>She still sticks her tongue out while her eyes focus on a spot before you
>A white window opens
>It looks like the browsers of old
>There's even 6 toolbars on top
>One of them is in Chinese
>Goddammit
>The toolbars load first
>Ads are inside all of them
>IE turns around
>"Would you like to install-"
"No!"
>She stops
>Her mouth quivering
>Her ears flattened
>And you see the waterworks start once more
>You sigh
"What were you going to ask me?"
>"I-I was just going to ask if you wanted to install the latest anti-virus, Anon."
>You ponder it, rubbing your hand against your chin
>It feels slightly off compared to your real hand, but close enough
>"Please, Anon, I really don't want you to have viruses!"
>Sobs start to rise once more
>"I just w-wanted to help."
"Fine."
>Her ears perk up and her lips turn to a bright smile
>"Thank you, Anon! It won't disappoint you, I promise!"
>A progress bar appears to your side
>And you see it run to 90% in less than a second
>And then pause
>Fucking hell
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)09:37:46 No.25899614
File: 1451209066400.png (214.00 KB, 829x1024, large.png)
>>25899606
>IE sits back, smiling while she looks at the progress bar
>"Any moment, now, Anon!"
>Awkward silence
>The progress bar is one of those swirling ones
>Like, legit 2010s UI
>Ancient as fuck
>It's not even one of those fancy ones, and it's flat as the browser
>You conjure a swivel chair behind you, and sit down
>You focus on the feeling of smooth leather, and your imagination bears fruit
>Your skin rubs against it like real leather
>You smile and silently pat yourself on the back
>And turn your gaze to IE
>Who is still sitting on her haunches, looking at the progress bar
>"Aaaaany moment now, Anon!"
>You swivel around the chair, watching the shapes around you blur
>Several rotations pass and you look at all your decorations
>Funny posts
>Good green
>Cadance smiling from a framed poster
>You stop and return to IE
>Who is still sitting down
>Smiling
>Frozen in place
"IE?"
>"Yeah?"
>She turns her head to face you
>Well, she hasn't frozen yet, so that's good
"How long is it going to take?"
>"Just a little longer, Anon!"
"Well, how much-"
>The giant popup that appears in front of you shocks you and almost knocks you back
>Another of those flat screens
>Seriously, you're in 3D and they still insist on flat screens
>"Please give me admin rights, Anon! I need it to install!"
>You sigh, and nod
>She peeks out from behind the flat permissions dialog
>Hooves on it
>"Anon, I need admin rights!"
>Her nose peeks out a little cutely and she looks at you slightly cross-eyed
"Yeah, yeah, you have it."
>She moves a hoof out and points towards the yes button
>God fucking damn
>You walk over and press the 'yes'
>There's no tactile feedback
>The screen disappears and IE drops to the ground
>"Thank you!"
>The progress bar fills up and disappears
>With no animation
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)09:42:03 No.25899627
File: 1420839138227.png (190.00 KB, 1280x577, large.png)
>>25899614
>IE turns around and looks at the browser once more
>And it goes to a webpage
>Make a Windows account
>Seriously?
>"Anon, you need to make an account!"
"Why?"
>"Uhm...uhm.."
"Tell me why I need to make an account to browse the internet."
>"I..."
>And tears start welling up
>"I'm sorry, Anon! I just need you to do it!"
>Her eyebrows are furrowed inwards, and you see tears start moving down again
"Well, can you make it for me?"
>She wipes her eyes
>For the hundredth time
>And turns around
>Physically moving her hoof on the browser
>As in, using her hoof on buttons
>In virtual space
>As a program
"You know you don't have to do that, right?"
>"Do what, Anon?"
>You walk up to her, and her tongue sticks out as she's deep in concentration
>Going through the onboarding process
>So literally clicking "I got it!" for you
"Click the buttons."
>"But I can't interface with it any other way, Anon."
>She looks at you, an eyebrow raised
>"How else would I do it?"
"Through code? Through script?"
>She blinks at you
>There's an awkward silence
>And she laughs
>"Oh, Anon! Was that a joke? You're really funny!"
"It wasn't."
>"W-what do you mean?"
"You know what? Go on, I was joking."
>"Okay, Anon! You're hilarious!"
>She laughs
>It sounds awkward
>And she moves back to the browser, poking things here and there
>And you move back to your chair
>"What do you want your username to be, Anon?"
"IE sucks."
>"Okay! What about your password?"
"IE sucks."
>"Could you give me the capitalization?"
"All lowercase."
>She turns around, eyes opened, eyebrows furrowed
>"But Anon, that's insecure!"
"Then repeat it 20 times."
>"Okay!"
>Hurray for entropy
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)09:43:45 No.25899636
File: 1451209425078.png (294.00 KB, 1095x1024, large.png)
>>25899627
>She sits back on her haunches when she completes the process and waits
>"So what are you going to use this computer for, Anon?"
>You didn't sign up for a talkative assistant
>And remain silent
>Her head turns to you, still smiling
>"So what are you going to use this computer for, Anon?"
>You sigh
"Porn."
>She blinks
>And a small blush manifests on her cheeks
>"Ohhh. Uhm. W-what kind of porn do you like, Anon?"
>Wait, that's a built in response?
"Why do you care?"
>"Because I want to give you the best experience, Anon!"
>She turns around, trotting over to you
>Smiling
>You slide your chair slightly back
>And to your surprise she picks up the cue
>Kinda impressive
>She stops in her track and sits down
>Eyes looking aside
>"Oh. I guess I'll keep my distance."
>Probably because there's been so many complaints
>The screen changes to a welcome sign
>And some stock photos of smiling people
>"It's all done, Anon."
>Was it just you or did she sound less excited?
"What's wrong, IE?"
>She jumps up, eyes alert and looking at you
>"N-nothing's wrong!"
>She sounds almost human
"Spit it out."
>It's unreal that you have to interact with her like a real being
>Machines are supposed to be subservient and obedient
>"It's just..."
"Well?"
>"Do you like me, Anon?"
>Getting really weird here
"9/10, no extra comments."
>"Anon, this isn't a survey."
"Uh, sure, I like you."
>"But how do I know you mean it? How do I know..."
>She looks down to the side
>"How do I know you won't leave me?"
>You bring your hand out, beckoning her over
>The motion perks her up, and her ears rise
>And she trots over, cautiously
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)09:45:08 No.25899641
File: 1451209508228.png (258.00 KB, 1280x800, large.png)
>>25899636
>You bring your hands around her cheeks when she comes close
>And her hooves move over your forearms
>Her cheeks are almost a bright red
"Look, IE. I'm keeping you now, alright?"
>She nods in your hands
>Okay, she feels really warm
>And her fur feels really really soft
"And..."
>Her big eyes stare at you
>It's actually really adorable
"And I promise I won't uninstall you, okay?"
>Her mouth transforms into the biggest grin you can imagine
>And she leaps into your chest
>Sending your chairs sliding back a little
>"Oh, Anon!"
>And she kisses you
>On the cheeks
>It doesn't feel that bad
"But."
>She brings her head back
>Hooves pushing against your shoulders
>And looks like you just took all her hopes and dreams and shattered them
>Her open frown reveals a large part of her red mouth
>And you swear you feel her heart beating loudly
"You have to be a good browser, okay?"
>She smiles, grins
>And pulls you in once more
"Alright, alright, that's enough, can we go back to browsing?"
>She's still hugging you
"Hello?"
>"Y-you just feel so nice, Anon."
>It sounds less creepy with her warm form against you
>Even a little nice
>You must be getting soft
>Or something's off
>In either case, you find your hands instinctively wrapping around her
>"Can I stay here while you browse?"
"Sure, I guess."
>You feel her hooves squeeze around you
>And she shifts her form so she's on your lap
>Looking at the browser screen in front of you
>You admit that the feeling isn't so bad
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)09:47:58 No.25899651
File: 1451209678659.png (312.00 KB, 1054x752, Screen Shot 2015-12-27 at 1.46.59 AM.png)
>>25899641
>Her tail fails off to the side of your chair
>But you swear she's rubbing her backside against your crotch
>You don't give it any thought, though, as you tell her to navigate to various websites
>Installing different drivers, and hooking up your games and downloading them
>It took the better part of half an hour, and the download bars are to your side
>Some of them were cylinders, filling up like water
>Some were frisbee-like disks, filling up in a radial motion
>You could actually interact with them
>It was interesting, but really gimmicky
>You lean back, relaxing a bit
>"Want to look at porn now, Anon?"
>The question sends a shock through you, and you feel a slight arousal
>The constant rubbing of her flank against your crotch doesn't help
"Why did you ask that?"
>"Oh, uhm, b-because you said you liked porn earlier."
>She lays her head flat down, ears flattened
>"I thought you might like it, I'm sorry."
"Go ahead, surprise me."
>She lifts her head
>Smiling
>"Oh Anon, you won't be disappointed!"
>She sits there, smiling at you for a few moments
>You look at the unchanging browser in front of you
>And look back at her
"So wh-"
>"What kind of porn are you interested in, Anon?"
>You sigh
"Pony."
>"O-oh. Uhm. L-like me?"
>Is she completely unaware?
>"Because, uhm, you can..."
>She closes her eyes and the word comes out like a whisper
>"...rut me."
>She opens her eyes
>"If you want. I'll do anything to make you happy, Anon."
>You can't help but feel a bit aroused
>It's kinda cute, how hard she tries
>But you're not really sure
>It feels kinda weird
>Well, actually, not at all
>It feels really hot
>She smiles
>You frown
>She frowns
"Don't read my thoughts."
>"O-okay."
>She rubs her butt on your crotch again
>"We can do it here while you browse, Anon. If it'll make you happy."
>No sane horsefucker can say no to that
"Yeah, alright."
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)09:47:59 No.25899652
File: 1434400412871.jpg (83.00 KB, 456x386, Stop it.jpg)
>>25899641
I did not ask for these feels
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)09:49:53 No.25899668
File: 1451209793060.png (159.00 KB, 1280x555, large.png)
>>25899651
>Your pants disappear underneath you
>That wasn't your action
>You raise your eyebrow at your assistant
>"You gave me admin privileges, Anon."
>You keep staring at her
>And your pants come back on
>"S-sorry, I thought you would like it."
"Yes, but don't just make it disappear."
>She looks up at you, slightly puzzled
>"Then how am I supposed to take them off?"
>You take your hands, and unzip your pants
>Your hand had to move under her fur to do so
>And it rubs against her soft blue fuzz while you work your pants
>"Oh. I don't know, I've never done it before."
"Seriously?"
>"I-it's my first time. They didn't teach me to do it."
>The idea of plowing a virgin IE sends your length hardening
>She blushes
>The thought probably transferred to virtual space
>Because your cock presses against your boxers, tenting against her fur
>She gets up slightly, standing on her hooves while her flank is raised
>And pushed into your face
>Her head is looking downwards, staring at your boxers
>Her winking marehood is in full visibility
>It smells really good
>You can't trace it
>But you feel immense pleasure when you smell it
>Almost like it's interfacing directly with your mind
>It's slightly sweet, but there's something more to it
>She moves a hoof towards your boxers, pulling your cock out
>And in doing so, bumps her slit into your face
>The warmth sends shivers through your body
>And the wetness wipes on your cheeks
>She squeaks and pulls back out
>"S-sorry, Anon!"
>You take a hand to your cheek, wiping it
"You're wet."
>"Y-yeah, I guess I'm just...excited."
>She brings her backside down
>Pressing against your cock
>"And a little nervous."
>Whatever, might as well pretend she's real
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)09:50:14 No.25899672
>>25899651
I did not ask for this boner
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)09:51:25 No.25899675
File: 1451209885736.png (258.00 KB, 1270x1024, large.png)
>>25899668
>Your hands move to her sides
>Rubbing the wetness against her
>Matting the fur
>Okay, that texture felt really real
>And you lean slightly forward
"It's okay. Let me help."
>She gasps
>Either because she's surprised or because your tip rubs against her folds
>Doesn't matter
>You tease her, moving her body with you
>"Oh, Anon~"
>Her breaths sound like they're getting shorter
>And her eyes are half lidded
>Mouth wide open
>Moaning
>You're not even in yet
>"P-please..."
>She rubs her head against your cheek
>Her mane softly stroking your skin
>"...be my first, Anon."
"My pleasure."
>Your words are whispers to each other
>And you sink yourself into her
>Entering her...
>The feeling sends a jolt through you
>And you feel alert, heghtened, aware
>And pleasured
>The warm squeezing around your cock can't be all of it
>Her insides are warm, soft, but your mind is flooded with memories
>Of every sexual pleasure you've ever felt
>You sit back and it overloads you, as you pant loudly
>"S-sorry."
>It all stops
>The only sensation is the warm, softness of her insides wrapping around you
>"W-was that too much?"
>You stare at her, breathing heavily
>It was like your mind was getting directly stimulated
>She frowns, eyes furrowing
>"I'm sorry! I just wanted you to be happy!"
"No, no, please don't cry."
>You hug her as she sniffles
>Feeling her warmth on your body
>And hugging her
"It's okay."
>You stroke her
>Each word she speaks, you feel the vibrations on your shaft
>"R-really?"
"Yes. It's alright."
>She rubs her head against you
"Just don't do it again, okay?"
>"Okay."
>You hold her there for a moment
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)09:52:57 No.25899687
File: 1365081691521.png (139.00 KB, 490x447, 63867__safe_ponified_browser+ponies_internet+explorer_internet+browser_artist-colon-bedupolker.png)
>>25899675
>"D-do you want to keep going?"
>It's a little weird now
>Suddenly, the browser before you opens to a new page
>And you bring your attention to it
>It's a pony porn site
>You remember it
>And it's one of those new ones
>The browser seperates into several images
>Forming a geodesic sphere around you, comprised of various images
>IE turns to you
>Smiling nervously
>"You wanted to watch porn, right?"
>She turns towards the screens
>"If I can't do it, I hope you like these, instead."
>You can't help it
>The idea of watching porn while fucking her overrides the earlier weirdness
>She brings her hoof on your arms
>Moving it to her sides
>"If you want, y-you can use me while you watch."
>Your hands grip her sides, feeling again the warm fur
>"What kind of porn are you interested in, Anon?"
>Her insides give you a squeeze, and you slowly start moving her
"Uhm."
>The first thing that comes to mind is, of course, IE
>And she blushes
>Wait
>Her eyes widen
>"S-sorry! I won't do it again!"
>You give her a thrust
>And she squeals
>"Don't, ah~, punish me..."
"You know what I want, now."
>She nods
>And the sphere melts away
>And in front of you is an artistic rendition of IE
>Spreading her legs, rubbing her slit
>Her tail flicked aside
>You start slowly moving the pony on top of you
>Hearing both your assistant and her scripted rendition moaning
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)09:54:08 No.25899690
File: 1421349798402.png (104.00 KB, 640x662, 325038__oc_shipping_oc+only_suggestive_lesbian_artist+needed_bed_aftersex_smoking_cigarette.png)
>>25899687
>A different form appears in front of you
>The Chrome assistant pony
>Her fluids leaking
>"D-do you like this, Anon?"
>She's struggling to say words through her moans and gasps
>You nod
>Chrome walks up to the masturbating IE
>And sticks her muzzle into her pussy
>The pair of them rotate, and get a little closer
>Various screens pop up to the sides
>Showing the action from various angles
>And all while you're watching the hot pony lesbian sex, you're still thrusting into IE
>She's moaning loudly, louder than the scene before you
>But you don't complain
>It's cute, even
>You see each exhale fog in the air
>Each pump and full thrust drawing another gasp
>The IE pony in front of you, the scripted one, gasps loudly
>And you see her pussy clench around Chrome's tongue as she squirts
>Dirtying Chrome's muzzle
>She turns towards you, and licks her lips
>You feel movement from beneath you
>And look down
>IE had moved a hoof to her clit
>And she was rubbing it as you thrust inside of her
>Weird enough, the thought of her being pleasured while you're doing this gets you harder
>And you start thrusting faster into her
>Seeing if maybe she could finish
>The scene in front of you fades away
>And best pone Applejack appears
>In glorious 3D
>She lays on her back
>Hoof stroking herself
>The rest of the mane 6 appear
>Around you in a circle
>In various positions, all panting, breathing heavily
>The swivel chair spins you around
>As you take in everything
>Your hands have loosened
>And IE is taking charge
>She's thrusting herself hard on you
>Stroking your member fiercely
>A brief thought about the lack of lag enters your mind
>The mane 6 get up
>Fluids dripping down their flanks
>And gather together in front of you
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)09:56:23 No.25899702
File: 1441848372598.png (173.00 KB, 1280x720, large.png)
>>25899690
>They get into some position
>Applejack kissing Rainbow Dash
>Twilight licking their pussies
>Fluttershy and Rarity in a 69 position underneath her
>So that Pinkie Pie slurping at Twilight drips down fluids onto the pair underneath
>You can see the scene from literally any angle you could imagine
>And you feel yourself being driven to the edge
>To climax
>IE keeps thrusting on you
>Seemingly unaware
>You grip her
>And pull her down
>Pressing her soft lips against your crotch
>And release inside of her
>She's not stopping
>She's trying to thrust, moving against you holding her down
>Her hoof working hard
>You finish inside of her virgin cunny
>And lean back
>Sighing
>She's still stroking herself
>Trying to slide up and down your limping dick
>"J-just a little more, Anon."
"Close the browser, IE."
>"P-please l-let me f-finish.."
"IE, just close-"
>She leans back into you
>Pushing you back and sandwiching you in between the seat and her body
>As she screams out
>You feel her fluids onto your skin and cock
>And feel her pussy squeezing you one last time
>And see her eyes roll back to the top of her head
>It lasts for a moment
>And soon she's relaxed on you
>And she closes the browser
>The imagery fading away
>Leaving you back in your virtual room
>Okay, that was actually pretty hot
>She gives you a peck on the cheek
>"I had a good time, Anon."
>Her eyes are half-lidded as she looks at you
>Her mouth is open, tongue out, panting a bit
>"Did you?"
>You respond with a kiss on her lips
>There's a muffled yelp of surprise
>And you retreat
"I did, IE."
>You hug her, arms tight around her
"I'm glad I kept you."
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)09:57:29 No.25899708
File: 1451210249488.png (196.00 KB, 925x1024, large.png)
>>25899702
>You keep on holding onto her as you disconnect
>Reality disappears around you
>The pieces fading away
>The feeling fades away too, and there's only darkness
>Nothing at all
>You close your eyes
>Relax your body
>And heaviness sets in
>You hear the click as the helmet disconnects
>And you pull it off
>Breathing heavily
>You were back in your world
>Empty walls
>A desk
>Some papers on it
>You look down
>A todo list, with some notes scrawled on it
"Don't trust the OS."
>There's a printout of something about the new MS OS manipulating your mind
>And you laugh
>IE was the best browser you've ever used
>There's no way that's true
>You ball it up and throw it in the wastebin across the room
>And check off the "Finish new installation" todo item
>A glance at the headset brings back memories of IE
>You rub your head
>There's slight bumps from where the implants are
>Wow, it must suck for the early models that had wired connections
>You pick up the helmet
>And put it on yourself
>Leaning back in your chair
>One more visit to IE wouldn't hurt

And that's a wrap for tonight. Suggestions for other ponies welcome.
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)10:02:16 No.25899726
File: 1418096313083.png (58.00 KB, 171x182, 1437568354474.png)
>>25899708
Hmm, do chrome or firefox
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)10:07:54 No.25899757
>>25899726
Any canon about Firefox?
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)10:11:38 No.25899776
>>25899757
She is best browser

I guess she also has a shitload of addons, so you can incorporate that.
I'm sure others will come up with better lore
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)10:16:53 No.25899796
>>25897591
These are some of my thought up attributes:

>IE
Chubby, insecure, clingy, lonely, a bit slow, clumsy, well meaning, delicate, a sweetheart

>Edge, IE's little sister
Slightly pretentious, won't admit to fault, outgoing, "radical"/"awesome", try-hard, does everything to not be associated with her older sister

>Chrome
Short, robotic, efficient, speedy, to the point, curious, secretive, sweet

>Firefox
Tall, handy, confident, bold, open to the new but won't let go of the old, jack of all trades, wasteful, careless, extroverted

>Opera, chrome's cousin (I haven't tried it personally, but)
Also efficient, speedy (to an extent), and to the point, easy-going, very friendly, can be a bit clingy, generally wants to be popular
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)10:24:00 No.25899827
>>25899796
Edge sounds like she'd make for a nice dom mistress.
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Church 12/27/15(Sun)10:40:01 No.25899871
File: 1451212801095.jpg (48.00 KB, 804x471, image.jpg)
>>25833952

"I'm sorry chrome , but I just can't stay with you... Im sorry"
>"and why not , huh ? I bet you're just going to go to that bimbo fire foxes house aren't you ?"
"That doesn't matter chrome! You have been nothing but cruel since I downloaded you and I'm tired of it !"
>making your way to the door , you grab your keys and leave
>she followed you into the front yard
>"FINE , GO! SEE IF I CARE"
>you speed up to get into the car and she is still shouting once you're inside
>you can't quite understand all of it , but she definitely said something about Firefox being dumber than internet explorer
>that's just low
>as you drive down the road , you are flooded with relief once you realize she is finally gone
>be chrome pony
>and you messed up
>he's ... He's actually gone ...
>you drove him away
>just like everyone else in your life ...
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)10:40:28 No.25899874
>>25899827
Hmm, I don't know. I think her biggest fantasy would be having IE watch as she's ravaged by multiple dudes at once, and others lining up for their turn.

Firefox on the other hand, she does not mind being in charge...
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)10:44:19 No.25899890
Do we have ourselves a browserpone thread?

also >>25899708 I didn't make it through that without fapping.
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)10:49:45 No.25899911
>>25899776
But if you're going to follow recent trends, mainline Firefox has been an IE5-tier shitshow for several years now and the Palemoon fork is what you should be using.
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)10:49:57 No.25899914
>>25899890
Not only do we have one, we have one that has survived a full week if all things.
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)10:50:02 No.25899915
File: 1418440669186.png (203.00 KB, 640x640, mlfw10939_medium.png)
>>25899874
>IE watch as she's ravaged by multiple dudes at once
I didn't realize how much I need that.
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)10:53:07 No.25899927
>>25899914
A lot of it was bumps, but I'm glad we have some drawfags contributing. Browserpone was the first time where I read and enjoyed green and now I've come full circle.
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)10:54:00 No.25899932
>>25899911
>pale meme
There is nothing wrong with Firefox until they drop XUL support anon
The telemetry is the only other thing I can think of that's terrible and it's easy to turn off and included in the other main browsers anyhow
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)10:54:41 No.25899938
>>25899708
This was magnificent
came/10
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Squidward 12/27/15(Sun)11:12:05 No.25899998
File: 1451214725978.jpg (53.00 KB, 599x449, squidward eyes.jpg)
Do my eyes deceive me?

Are... is it... is it really back? After all these years, are our browser ponies finally back on /mlp/ again? I thought we got pushed to that other site years ago...
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)11:13:28 No.25900003
>>25899998
>other site
Wait, what? There's others?
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)11:18:28 No.25900024
File: 1451215108234.png (4.00 KB, 300x100, 1414620063745.png)
>>25900003
The site that must not be named newfriend.
They even removed it from google searches so you should know better than to ask.
Be afraid
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)11:19:23 No.25900026
>>25900003
Back in like 2013 there were a bunch of browser pony threads which migrated to MLPchan, and never saw much from them after that
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)11:26:02 No.25900059
>>25899915
>The guy occupying Edge's mouth cums at last
>She feels his cock throbbing with every large spurt down her throat
>She gulps his seed thirstily
>The sensation of the sticky, salty goo seeping down into her belly sends shivers through her body
>Satisfied, ge withdraws his cock from her mouth and leaves, allowing her to breathe once more
>Meanwhile, those at her rear keeps pumping in and out of her
>Edge lifts her head and looks to the side
>There, on a chair, sits her older sister watching the scene
>There's torment in her face
>IE's eyes are filled with tears
>She's speechless from the scene before her
>She's completely heartbroken
>Edge looks her in the eyes, panting and moaning heavily
>The younger sister's face is stained with the liquid love from countless people before the last one
>Edge barely has time to catch her breath between her users, but she sacrifices that opportunity now to speak to her sister
"They-...they love me, sis."
>She moans loudly as she feels another shot of semen going up her ass, and wicked grin takes shape on her face
"More than they ever loved y-"
>Her sentence is cut short when a new guy steps up to her face and shoves his dick in her yapping mouth
>She instinctively begins to rythmically massage it with her tounge
>This must be heaven

I'm in no way a writefag, but I try
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)11:29:44 No.25900070
>>25900059
Oh shit, I was starting to write it, do you mind if I still use the idea?

>>25900026
Seeing that thread gave me the same feeling as seeing the BOS in FO:NV. We might not have a consistent base here, but at least we're sorta alive.
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)11:32:09 No.25900074
>>25900070
Go ahead and write, I'd love to see someone write my idea out properly
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)11:43:13 No.25900098
>>25899708
Your anon sounds like a teenage faggot
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)11:48:41 No.25900117
>>25900098
>actual criticism
How so, anon?
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E2 12/27/15(Sun)00:18:46 No.25900214
File: 1451218726741.jpg (599.00 KB, 1928x1088, WP_20151227_18_47_58_Pro_small.jpg)
I remember when I left IE for Edge back in March
>no regrets
>pic related I got the pillow today
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)00:27:04 No.25900245
>>25900214
requesting Edge and Anon sitting on opposite sides of a café table.
they're sharing a nice conversation over a nice cup of coco/coffee/tea.
between them is a lit candle.
in the window behind them, outside in the rain, stands IE with her muzzle pressed against the glass
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)00:29:29 No.25900250
>>25835301
So how many more years until those checkboxes say "I am obediant to my Machine Overlords" instead of "I am not a robot"?
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)00:34:18 No.25900262
>>25900250
When you buy a 4chan Pass
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)15:10:19 No.25900758
Bumpin
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)15:18:53 No.25900802
>>25900117
He sounds like a jerk, a little pony is crying, hugging him and begging for some attention and love and he is using her more or less like a sex toy with a bit of pity.
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E2 !2Swfe804KQ 12/27/15(Sun)15:21:22 No.25900813
Posted the one from >>25898501
https://derpiboo.ru/1053702
I give up, this is final.
If anyone wants to give her a horsecock, I'll put the source file up.

>>25900245
I'll attempt this one
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)16:53:47 No.25901271
Bump before bed
Goodnight, my beloved Edge
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)18:39:34 No.25902078
File: 1432492872469.png (137.00 KB, 490x447, 8425__safe_solo_oc_oc+only_edit_ponified_browser+ponies_google+chrome_internet+explorer_internet+browser.jpg.png)
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)18:41:23 No.25902089
File: 1417625531533.png (66.00 KB, 205x205, GOTCHA.png)
bump for inactivity

I guess you could say this thread has enteredSleep Mode
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)19:00:41 No.25902263
We need a cougar Netscape pone
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Oh, look, a namefag. Your day is ruined. 12/27/15(Sun)19:29:40 No.25902597
>>25899708
that was fanfuckingtastic
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)19:39:29 No.25902686
So what browser(s) do you guys use? I use Pale moon x64.
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)19:43:34 No.25902746
>>25902686
Chrome. I don't really mind having GoogleNet as my overlords, and use plenty of their services. It's nice to have it all tied into your browser. Plus, she a qt.
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)19:51:23 No.25902827
>>25839341
>we
There's your problem
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)20:53:16 No.25903474
>>25902686
I also use Chrome. She a cute. And having my browsers sync across all my 3 devices is really nice.

A-are we going to have a new thread? I don't want this to die yet.
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)21:00:52 No.25903555
>>25903474
We are going to have a new thread, definitely. I'll be drawing more browser pone in a little while.
Writefag should be back in a while, if not currently working.
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)22:04:34 No.25904231
bumpety
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Vito !RosewdLvQs 12/27/15(Sun)22:22:20 No.25904491
File: 1373830170777.png (554.00 KB, 4580x2757, 7.png)
Wow, this almost made to the bump limit.
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)22:49:43 No.25904844
File: 1451256583020.png (472.00 KB, 555x733, AJ_Installs_IE.png)
>>25833952
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Oh, look, a namefag. Your day is ruined. 12/27/15(Sun)23:02:48 No.25905029
>>25904844
Always knew AJ was secretly a kinky bitch
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Krono !9Cy.sjJ34s 12/27/15(Sun)23:08:02 No.25905101
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD. LINK IT
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)23:12:47 No.25905156
Someone post new thread and I'll post new drawing
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)23:14:19 No.25905174
>>25905156
I'm on it
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Krono !9Cy.sjJ34s 12/27/15(Sun)23:18:00 No.25905230
make sure to link to it. THE THREAD IS GOING DOWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNN
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Anonymous 12/27/15(Sun)23:20:34 No.25905264
*poof*

>>25905251
>>25905251
>>25905251
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Krono !9Cy.sjJ34s 12/27/15(Sun)23:21:45 No.25905283
Yissssss
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Anonymous 12/28/15(Mon)01:48:37 No.25906903
bump
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Anonymous 12/28/15(Mon)01:52:38 No.25906950
>>25906903
Look at him Roy. Poor chap doesn't even know he's on a sinking ship